Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story
THE DEBIL

Washington, DC

#808451 Nov 19, 2012
John, sweetie, tell you what: Debil set aside the next 6 months to deal with all of you. You think you special? Well, what you got to lose ($10,000.) But if you really believe the shit you sayin' then Debil call you hand. Show him what it is that you do that he cain't do ten times, a hundred times, better in jus' a day. This is what it comes down to, right? At some point, you got to show Debil you dick... or, shut up.
THE DEBIL

Washington, DC

#808452 Nov 19, 2012
What's the matter, folks? You lose you faith in youselves so quickly? Maybe... maybe... you jus' a few ignorant pissants an' you jus' scared. You spend you whole lives scared an' you know you scared now. Marines? Hahahahahahaha, big deal. Accountants? oh my! Office Managers! Ohmigoodness! Mortgage bankers? Hahahahahahaha, you fuckin' fools. You're just so much human crap. your job is useless and simple to do. What's hard is kissing all that ass, ain't it? Debil will crush you fragile egos like styrofoam eggcrates. Call his hand, do it now. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... Show some back bone...
THE DEBIL

Washington, DC

#808453 Nov 19, 2012
Hahahahahahahahaha, Debil realize that all that would have needed to happen is fo' some "wife" to call him out. Too late. That mighty man is alllllll yours. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh a...
THE DEBIL

Washington, DC

#808454 Nov 19, 2012
carol wrote:
<quoted text>
Okay, Homer. You win. If a rich man worships wealth over God, it would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a sewing needle.
You can't serve God and money. Pretty clear message.
It too bad you unable to see the irony of you own words. Dumb bitch.
THE DEBIL

Washington, DC

#808455 Nov 19, 2012
You cowards. You useless, talentless cowards. Debil offer you you own pride, you own self-worth, an' you afraid to take it. Is there no man among you? No woman?
proud2bwhite

Gary, IN

#808456 Nov 19, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
What's the matter, folks? You lose you faith in youselves so quickly? Maybe... maybe... you jus' a few ignorant pissants an' you jus' scared. You spend you whole lives scared an' you know you scared now. Marines? Hahahahahahaha, big deal. Accountants? oh my! Office Managers! Ohmigoodness! Mortgage bankers? Hahahahahahaha, you fuckin' fools. You're just so much human crap. your job is useless and simple to do. What's hard is kissing all that ass, ain't it? Debil will crush you fragile egos like styrofoam eggcrates. Call his hand, do it now. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... Show some back bone...
dem is that you. Why you change you're name why you talk so stupid.

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#808457 Nov 19, 2012
carol wrote:
<quoted text>
CEOs getting a bonus when leaving their position after the company is sold isn't uncommon.
But risking having no job over taking a cut in pay when the product of the company you work for isn't doing well in sales isn't very smart. Especially when you were making $17 an hour. Earning $15,$14 or even $12 an hour is better than $0 an hour.
I don't argue that it's 'uncommon', carol, I argue that it doesn't make good fiscal sense. If the company isn't doing well in sales, maintaining a losing sales strategy isn't very smart. The idiots in management couldn't find their Twinkies with both hands in their pockets, and they deserve a 300% raise, while the grunts following management's prescription for failure have to take pay cut after pay cut, and watch their contracted retirement disappear?

That's not 'smart' carol. That's rewarding incompetence and greed.
sonicfilter

Indianapolis, IN

#808458 Nov 19, 2012
Proportionality and Gaza

"I don’t think most Americans are indifferent to indiscriminate killing and disproportionate violence in war as a general rule, but like many other nations most Americans make exceptions for the conduct of the belligerent that we believe to be in the right. Conduct by one state or group that would earn “our” condemnation is defended or overlooked when committed by one of “ours.”...."

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/lariso...
THE DEBIL

Washington, DC

#808459 Nov 19, 2012
(Debil spit in the dirt.) White trash... never no shortage of white trash.
downhill246

Boca Raton, FL

#808460 Nov 19, 2012
leosnana wrote:
Q: Why can't Mitt Romney screw in a light bulb? A: Because he can't decide which way to turn. M
"President Obama reversed himself on forcing churches to give women contraceptive coverage. He also reversed his opposition to campaign PACs and started one for himself. Back when he lived in Hawaii flip-flops were shoes, now they are career extenders." Argus Hamilton

"Harry Reid took a cheap shot at Marco Rubio, saying he 'supposedly represents Hispanics.' No, he represents his constituents. You should try it some time, Harry." --
Fred Thompson

"President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person ... So Obama had an imaginary girlfriend. Big deal! He has an imaginary economic plan. It’s all the same."
Jay Leno

"Black Eyed Peas singer Will.I.Am said president Obama is not a magic man. But Obama is magic -- he makes businesses, homes and jobs all disappear."
Jodi Miller

"Italian authorities seized $6 trillion worth of fake, worthless U.S. Treasury bonds. Pretty good counterfeit job, too. They look just like the genuine, worthless Treasury bonds."
Jay Leno

"Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor."
Jay Leno

"President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in." –
Jay Leno

One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama." –
Jay Leno

"Romney looked like the big winner, and Obama looked like the Big Lebowski. Now we know what Romney looks like when he is all charged up. And now we know what Michael Jackson looks like on diprivan.....I have not seen a black man look that disinterested and annoyed since I dragged Chris Rock to that Beach Boys concert. At one point Obama looked so dead, Romney tried to baptize him." –Bill Maher

"On Saturday the White House released President Obama's personal recipe for a home-brewed beer. That's how bad the economy is. Not only is our president drinking, he's drinking beer he made in his bathtub." –
Jimmy Kimmel

"A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise was, instead of a holdup note he was reading from a teleprompter."
Jay Leno

According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them."
Jay Leno
sonicfilter

Indianapolis, IN

#808461 Nov 19, 2012
Mitt Romney close to 47% of the vote

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/19/1163...

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Since: May 11

Loysville, PA

#808462 Nov 19, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
Those desert weasels work for the NY Times. The Boy Messiah has his Arab Spring killing innocent Israelis now. And American voters have blood on their hands for following the Jerk-In-Chief.
See, not a fact in your post. Like I said.

Noooooooooooooooooo Hamas never ever fired a missile into Israel before Obama became President.
THE DEBIL

Washington, DC

#808463 Nov 19, 2012
Debil not afraid to draw down, honeys, he so fast an' heartless he kill you an' you worthless families quicker than a snake strike. Are none of you brave enough to call him out? What a surprise. Not even you, carol? With you big important job which highlight you tremendous skills? Like those "bakers" you dismiss so easily, huh? Debil fuck you up the ass, Carol, an' then he come back an' do it again. You are so unaware of what the bible say you are a criminal, and you will be punished fo' it.

Since: May 11

Loysville, PA

#808464 Nov 19, 2012
Obama Won Woo Hoo wrote:
<quoted text>Stupid New World Darkies each and every one. Zimbawe, Nigeria, Haiti, oh my.
Yet another right wing racist f*ck.
sonicfilter

Indianapolis, IN

#808465 Nov 19, 2012
Following GOP Loss, Rush Limbaugh Downplays His Influence On Republican Party

Rush Limbaugh complained that he was being attacked by Republicans following Mitt Romney's loss, claiming he has no influence over party decisions. But Limbaugh has a long history of touting his power and influence on conservatives and party officials.

On the November 19 edition of his syndicated radio show, Limbaugh complained that he was being blamed for Romney losing to President Obama, claiming that attacks against him by conservative consultants are unfair because he doesn't have "authority or power" in the Republican Party:

LIMBAUGH: You guys need to start asking yourselves some questions. You pick the candidates and you're getting the candidates that you want. You're getting the issues that you want. I'm not in charge of any Republican Party platform. I'm not in charge of anybody's campaign. I have nothing to say, officially or unofficially, about what the Republican Party does as it tries to win elections. Zilch, zero, nada. I am simply a powerful, influential member of the media commenting on such things. But I can tell you that very little of what I thought should have happened in the campaign, very little of what I thought should have happened actually did. You wouldn't find my fingerprints on much of this at all because not much of it is stuff I would have done had I had the authority or power, which I didn't.

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/11/19/follo...

'it was all just a big joke'

ha-ha Rush.
sonicfilter

Indianapolis, IN

#808466 Nov 19, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
(Debil spit in the dirt.) White trash... never no shortage of white trash.
Mel Brooks movie?
THE DEBIL

Washington, DC

#808467 Nov 19, 2012
Debil not need to pick a fight with cowards. And you are cowards. Pissin' an moanin' at each other like it means sumthin'. Cowards.

Since: Nov 09

Traverse City, MI

#808469 Nov 19, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
The Republican Party has announced it's changing the emblem of the Republican Party from an elephant to a condom. The Republican Party explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's correct stance, owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
There's another funny but true relationship between condoms and Republicans.
The Republican party just doesn't understand that people that cannot afford contraception are not going to stop having sex. Guess who is going to pay to support these unwanted babies? Guess who these babies are going to vote for when they grow up. These right wingers really are clueless.

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#808470 Nov 19, 2012
Obama Won Woo Hoo wrote:
<quoted text>Hey "location hidden," why don't you phone Hamas and tell them where they can continuously bomb your home from the next town over just because they do not want you to exist. Let's see how grand your stupid statements are then. So, you gave them your shed and cut back a few feet of property you were "occupying," but THAT wasn't good enough. They want to own it all, and you die in the process. Big mouth.
I cordially invite you to join Orangelion in boarding an international flight and donning an Israeli Army uniform. And I also express skepticism that the Israeli Army would have you. Good luck to you in surviving basing training.
Put up, or shut up, Greybox.
downhill246

Boca Raton, FL

#808472 Nov 19, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
The Republican Party has announced it's changing the emblem of the Republican Party from an elephant to a condom. The Republican Party explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's correct stance, owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Did you think that one up yourself or just take credit for it?

"The RNC announced it’s changing the emblem of the Republican Party – from an elephant to a condom. RNC chairman Reince Priebus explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party’s current stance owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
http://madmikesamerica.com/2011/07/republican...

"Democrats announced today that they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others."
http://crocjokes.com/dirtyjokes.php...

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