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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807402 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>And you are about as funny as a turd in a kool-aid jar.
I see that you do some really serious drinkin' there. No problem. Those turds just float into your beastie-sized Neanderthal nostrils and you can blow them out at your leisure. Or pick 'em out like you do everything else on your body, Lice, clingons, scabies, etc....
THE DEBIL

UK

#807403 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, Well, Well. You must either work on a Dairy Farm or slop hogs for a living. Seen everything, eh? Lucky, Licky you.
UH-HUH. I SUPPOSE SO, IF YOU CONSIDER BEING THE BULL IN THE BARNYARD IS WORK? BUT I HAVE NO EQUAL AT LICKING, THAT MUCH IS FOR SURE. WHY, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO HEAL YEAST INFECTIONS JUST BY WEARING THEM DOWN.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807404 Nov 17, 2012
krissy wrote:
<quoted text>
lol lol
Why don't you tell us a story? You're right about making a woman laugh being the key to the castle! Although I don't know about that ShiningElectron person. I can't tell if it's a woman or a man.
You've had that personal problem your whole life long.

In the mirror, too.

Tell the plastic surgeon you wanna just start all over.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807405 Nov 17, 2012
HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOOKED AT A WOMAN'S GENITALS? I MEAN REALLLY LOOKED AT THEM? THERE IS AN ENTIRE WORLD IN THERE. IF YOU WERE WISE YOU WOULD KNOW THIS.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807406 Nov 17, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>I have morals already, thanks.
OK. Now get a uterus...and brains.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807407 Nov 17, 2012
FREDERICK TURNED THEN AND HELD OUT THE GLASS OF SHERRY TOWARDS HER. REBECCA REALIZED INSTANTLY THAT HE WAS AROUSED AND THE THOUGHT OF THIS IN A SERVANT MADE HER LAUGH YET AGAIN. "FREDERICK," SHE SAID, "IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?" SHE BROKE OUT IN GALES OF GIGGLES THEN AND FELL BACK ON THE SOFA TOSSING HER PRETTY FEET IN THE AIR.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807408 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
UH-HUH. I SUPPOSE SO, IF YOU CONSIDER BEING THE BULL IN THE BARNYARD IS WORK? BUT I HAVE NO EQUAL AT LICKING, THAT MUCH IS FOR SURE. WHY, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO HEAL YEAST INFECTIONS JUST BY WEARING THEM DOWN.
There's a lot of bullsh*t in that barnyard and you worked to fill it up, too, I'm sure. I'll tell Old MacDonald to stop you from humping the other Bulls. It ain't healthy. No amount of lickin' can fix that.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807410 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
You've had that personal problem your whole life long.
In the mirror, too.
Tell the plastic surgeon you wanna just start all over.
YOU ARE SOOOOO JEALOUS, YOU STINK OF IT.

“I Am Your Fantasy”

Since: Feb 10

Eleuthera

#807411 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
There's a lot of bullsh*t in that barnyard and you worked to fill it up, too, I'm sure. I'll tell Old MacDonald to stop you from humping the other Bulls. It ain't healthy. No amount of lickin' can fix that.
Shaddup dumbass, DEBIL telling us a story. Sit back and learn something. We just getting to the good part...
THE DEBIL

UK

#807412 Nov 17, 2012
FREDERICK CAME AND STOOD BEFORE HER THEN. HE WAS BLUSHING HEAVILY AND THE LUMP IN HIS TROUSERS RAN HALFWAY DOWN HIS THIGH. REBECCA WAS OF TWO MINDS BUT ONLY ONE WAS WORKING SO SHE THRUST HER LIPS ONTO HIS BULGING MANHOOD AND... AND...
THE DEBIL

UK

#807413 Nov 17, 2012
WOW, IT'S REALLY LATE. I'D BETTER CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW..
THE DEBIL

UK

#807414 Nov 17, 2012
Sheba Of Arksarai wrote:
<quoted text>
Shaddup dumbass, DEBIL telling us a story. Sit back and learn something. We just getting to the good part...
YOU GOT GREAT TITS, BABY. DEBIL JUS' SAYIN'... HE REALIZE HE A CRUDE OFFENDER BUT A MAN'S GOT TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

“I Am Your Fantasy”

Since: Feb 10

Eleuthera

#807415 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
WOW, IT'S REALLY LATE. I'D BETTER CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW..
Ah sh!t.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807416 Nov 17, 2012
FREDERICK UNBUTTONED HIS FLY AND OUT FLOPPED THE BIGGEST PENIS REBECCA HAD EVER SEEN, EVEN ON A FARM ANIMAL. "OH, MY," SHE SAID, "WHATEVER WILL WE DO WITH THIS?" SHE TOOK IT LOVINGLY INTO HER TINY HANDS AND CAREFULLY RUBBED THE FORESKIN BACK. "FREDERICK, HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS SOMEWHERE?" FREDERICK JUST GROANED AND THRUST HIS HIPS FORWARD UNTIL REBECCA COULD DO NOTHING ELSE BUT TO TAKE THE HUGE THING IN HER MOUTH...
Razors Edge

Oak Lawn, IL

#807417 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU GOT GREAT TITS, BABY. DEBIL JUS' SAYIN'... HE REALIZE HE A CRUDE OFFENDER BUT A MAN'S GOT TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE.
Racist!!!
THE DEBIL

UK

#807418 Nov 17, 2012
REBECCA SUCKED THE GIGANTIC THING WHICH TWITCHED AND BOBBED LIKE AN ALIEN LIFE FORM. SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS DOING BUT SHE KNEW - INSTINCTIVELY - THAT THIS WAS RIGHT. REBECCA WAS A VIRGIN STILL AT 22 AND SHE KNEW NOTHING OF MEN BUT SHE COULD TELL SHE WAS DOING THE RIGHT THINGS AND SHE SWALLOWED FREDERICK DOWN UNTIL SHE COULD FEEL HIM IN HER BREAST.

THEN SHE PULLED HIM OUT AND SIPPED A LITTLE SHERRY WHICH ONLY SERVED TO BURN HER THROAT FURTHER...

“I Am Your Fantasy”

Since: Feb 10

Eleuthera

#807419 Nov 17, 2012
Razors Edge wrote:
<quoted text>
Racist!!!
You don't like my tits?
THE DEBIL

UK

#807420 Nov 17, 2012
Razors Edge wrote:
<quoted text>
Racist!!!
WHATEVER..
THE DEBIL

UK

#807421 Nov 17, 2012
Sheba Of Arksarai wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah sh!t.
DON' WORRY, FOR TITS LIKE YOURS A MAN WOULD CLIMB MOUNTAINS.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807423 Nov 17, 2012
FREDERICK WAS LIKE A WILD ANIMAL AND HE TORE AT HER UNDERTHINGS UNTIL HE REVEALED REBECCA'S NAKED CENTER. SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BUT HE WAS POKING HER WILDLY SO SHE GRABBED THE SHAFT OF HIS PENIS AND GUIDED IT INTO HER. FREDERICK BROKE THROUGH HER MAIDENHEAD LIKE A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP AND BURIED HIMSELF UP TO HIS BALLS IN HER. SHE SCREAMED, IT HURT! BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER SENSATION TOO... A WARM... WET... BLISS... SHE THREW HER HEAD BACK AND HOWLED... OOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW OWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW OWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. . AND WITHIN A FEW SECONDS SHE BEGAN TO COME...

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