Barack Obama, our next President

[mdbuilder]

dr dem wrote:

I almost have the "doctor" angry enough to call me a n****r.
She's beating around the bush, so to speak.

Hell, I'll do it, you fcuking n****r. I'm not even mad.

[krissy]

This link sounds like something Debil might be interested in reading. Maybe it will make him hate the world just a little bit less lol. It's a bit of a different take on Petraeus. It's an adult oriented e-magazine with some NSFW stuff so, please do not follow the link if you are a crybaby or possibly scared by a random picture of ittietays.

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-was-david-pe...

[Republican Honey]

Eman wrote:

Obama's proposed tax hike on the rich is expected to bring in $69 billion next year.$69 billion! Praise the lord, our problems are solved!

LMAO!!!!! It is amazing isn't it?????

[THE DEBIL]

krissy wrote:

This link sounds like something Debil might be interested in reading. Maybe it will make him hate the world just a little bit less lol. It's a bit of a different take on Petraeus. It's an adult oriented e-magazine with some NSFW stuff so, please do not follow the link if you are a crybaby or possibly scared by a random picture of ittietays.
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-was-david-pe...

GOOD SHIT, BABY. YOU BRINGIN' IT ALL BACK HOME AN' DEBIL LOVE THAT. WHAT YOU WEARIN'? DEBIL NOT HATE THE WORL' DEBIL LOVE THE WORL'. DEBIL JUS' NOT QUITE SURE THAT MAN DESERVE DOMINION OVER THE ANIMALS.

[Eman]

Republican Honey wrote:

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LMAO!!!!! It is amazing isn't it?????

I'm wondering why no one thought of that before. This guy is a genius!

[Lord Fetch]

Mitt Romney’s claimed Wednesday that President Barack Obama outmatched the 2012 Republican presidential nominee by offering "gifts" to African-Americans, Hispanics and young voters.

and this ball licker wonders why people, actual humans, don't like him

[Lord Fetch]

Republican Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana fiercely shot back,“I absolutely reject that notion,” Jindal, who was a surrogate for Romney’s campaign, said at the Republican Governors Association conference in Las Vegas.“I think that's absolutely wrong.”

jesus, even jindal thinks he's a f*cking stroke

[THE DEBIL]

DEBIL TAKE THE L'IL PINK BABY AN' HE STAB IT IN THE FACE OVER AN' OVER AN' THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE AN' HE STAB IT IN THE FACE A FEW MO' TIMES WITH HIS RUSTY SCISSORS AN' THEN HE SLAP IT ON THE GROUND LIKE A COCKROACH AN' HE STAMP ON IT UNTIL IT JUS' PINK GOO SQUEEZE UP BETWEEN HIS TOES CAUSE BABIES JUS' SO MUCH GARBAGE AN' NOBODY GON' GO TO HELL FO' KILLIN A FEW DOZEN. SHIT EVEN THE GOOKS GOT SO MANY THEY DROWN HALF OF THEM... WHERE WUZ WE?

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

VeganTiger wrote:

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I have nop doubt you believe so, but that is not because you think that I am an idiot, but because you do not know what an idiot you are yourself.

Got the 'doctor' to say "I know you are, but what am I??"

Winning.

:)

[Carter]

brown eyes wrote:

On election night Mitt Romney's staff breifly published his victory website by mistake. Republicans called it an embarrassing error. Big Bird called it the scariest two minutes of my life.

Actually, the scariest minutes of anyone's life should have been when Obammy got re-elected. The second scariest was when he was first elected, because then people at least thought his inexperience wasn't going to translate into incompetence.

[brown eyes]

Eman wrote:

Obama's proposed tax hike on the rich is expected to bring in $69 billion next year.$69 billion! Praise the lord, our problems are solved!

CNN Money President Obama's opening bid on taxes:
His starting position will be for a broad $4 trillion dollar deficit-reduction plan that includes $1.6 trillion dollars in new revenue. White House spokesman Jay Carey said Tuesday. Arithmetic as Bill Clinton says.

[THE DEBIL]

Lord Fetch wrote:

Mitt Romney’s claimed Wednesday that President Barack Obama outmatched the 2012 Republican presidential nominee by offering "gifts" to African-Americans, Hispanics and young voters.
and this ball licker wonders why people, actual humans, don't like him

DEBIL THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT AN' HE DECIDE THAT THE REASON WILLARD STRAP THE DOG ON THE ROOF IS SO THE KIDS NOT SMELL THE SPUNK ON THE DOG'S BREATH. NO WONDER THE PO' CREATURE SHIT ALL OVER THE CAR... HIS ASS HURT.

[downhill246]

How's the housing market doing now under Obama?

"Nearly two thirds of housing markets across the country are in worse shape now than when the bust began in 2008, according to a study of 919 counties by the research firm RealtyTrac. Worst hit are Atlanta, Tucson, Salt Lake City, and Cook County, Il., where home prices have fallen nearly 20 percent in the last four years"

From The Washington Post as reported in The Week magazine, Nov 16,2012.

Bummer!
Legend has it that everything the ancient Greek King Midas touched turned into gold. In Obama's case everything he touches turns into buffalo dung and then he not only wants to tax it but also wants it be covered under obamacare as a Democratic beauty cream with no deductible or co pay. Nancy Pelosi said she will use it first and figure out what's in it later.

[THE DEBIL]

MAN, DEBIL JUS' REELIN' AT THE CONCEPT OF A RED-DOT WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT. IF EVER THERE WAS A CLOWN NEEDED KILLIN'... CAN YOU IMAGINE LOUISIANA WITH A BIRTH MANDATE?

[Lord Fetch]

THE DEBIL wrote:

<quoted text>
DEBIL THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT AN' HE DECIDE THAT THE REASON WILLARD STRAP THE DOG ON THE ROOF IS SO THE KIDS NOT SMELL THE SPUNK ON THE DOG'S BREATH. NO WONDER THE PO' CREATURE SHIT ALL OVER THE CAR... HIS ASS HURT.

i believe you're on to something there...

[mdbuilder]

Lord Fetch wrote:

Mitt Romney’s claimed Wednesday that President Barack Obama outmatched the 2012 Republican presidential nominee by offering "gifts" to African-Americans, Hispanics and young voters.
and this ball licker wonders why people, actual humans, don't like him

The one indisputable fact is this, more voters chose free stuff over good jobs - simple as you.

[Eman]

brown eyes wrote:

<quoted text>CNN Money President Obama's opening bid on taxes:
His starting position will be for a broad $4 trillion dollar deficit-reduction plan that includes $1.6 trillion dollars in new revenue. White House spokesman Jay Carey said Tuesday. Arithmetic as Bill Clinton says.

Arithmetic? Please show your work, I want to see the bottom line.

[THE DEBIL]

downhill246 wrote:

How's the housing market doing now under Obama?s across the country are in worse shape now than when the bust began in 2008, according to a stuerything heeam with no deductible or co pay. Nancy Pelosi said she will use it first and figure out what's in it later.

AWWW.. DON' WORRY ABOUT THAT. IT A SILLY THING ANYWAYS. BUNCH OF FARMERS GETTIN RICH BY BEIN' "DEVELOPERS." WHAT YOU THINK GON' HAPPEN? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... HIRE A BUNCH OF MEXICANS TO BUILD VINYL-SIDED SHIT TO ENRICH A FEW REDNECK FARMERS, DUH! IT DIN'T WORK!

[THE DEBIL]

HERE THE DEBIL'S PREDICTION: IF YOU A MEMBER OF THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE DEBIL GON' KILL AN' EAT YOU CHILDREN. KINDA SAYS IT ALL, DON' IT? EITHER DEBIL DO IT OR GEN'L PETRAEUS DO IT, YOU CHOOSE...

[downhill246]

Obamacare

"So, let me get this straight (this is a long sentence), we’re going to be gifted with a healthcare plan we are forced to purchase, and fined if we don’t, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a congress that didn’t read it, but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke. So what the blank could possibly go wrong?”

Former nun, Army major, lawyer, college professor and now Dr, Barbara Bellar.