Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
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Yeah right, it's always the Catholic girls who go hog wild and have sex with the whole school. Who taught them? Fr. o'Malley or Sister Mary Margret?
"silly"
BULLMANURE!!!!!!
One more time your hatred shines thru. You love bashing Catholics, why do you not let your hatred shine thru and not bring up the many instances of public school teachers molesting their students? Oh, that's right, when public school teachers molest their students it is actually their teaching their students the fact of life.
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PS: Have 4 teenage grand daughters who are Catholic, you just proved in addition to be a hater you are a liar. Slurring and demeaning folks you do not know, a liberal specialty.

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carol wrote:
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They said that about the Democratic Party a few times too.
Either you haven't been around long enough or you have a short memory.
Conservatives just need the right messenger. The message hasn't changed.
The message failed in two straight elections.

Y'all said Obama was an easy pushover, it was widely believed by all Republiclowns, esp. the Teabaggers. I believe you and many here said you could run anybody and Obama would lose.

All of that was true. Obama should have been beaten. Economy, black man, the stars seemed aligned, didn't they??

Guess what?? You were dead wrong.

And until you, O'Reilly, Rove, Krauthammer, etc. get that, you will not win national elections.

Bobby Jindal and Chris Christie seem to get it. If they don't broaden the base of the Republiclown Farty, you are dooomed.

Most of the wingnuts on this thread are over 60. That's not a rich demographic to mine, they'll be dead soon.

You live in your own fantasy world, and you refuse to see the walls crumbling around you.

“God bless you, Mr. President”

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Get a job wrote:
<quoted text>Since you collect cans and steel copper for money,you won't have to file your taxes next year.Another deadbeat we have to suppport.
"steel copper"??? Oh, lookey, the Gormless Old Pejorative pretend Cali invents a new metal...s/he'll probably call it medal and pin it on Petraeus soon. I think I agree with Maher on this one: Petraeus and Allen just prove once again that openly heterosexuals should not be allowed in the military. P. S., you don't "suppport" anybody or anything but dumb, Loser.

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leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>That deserves a Brilliant, Funny, and I Agree, but you won't get it here tonight. Notice the all addled, addicted, Greasy Old Pervs have managed to come slithering back under one name or another, but their material has improved not one whit.
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Hey spelling and grammar expert why did you not correct "silly's" misspelling shit? I get it you are just another hypocrite.
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carol wrote:
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Most conservatives agree with the Dream Act. Republican Texas Governor, Rick Perry, provides children of illegals a college education on the public dime so they have a chance to give back.
Addressing the problems with immigration does not mean conservatives haven't looked for alternative solutions other than deportation.
http://americasvoiceonline.org/research/conse...
In fact, isn't it Obama who has a reputation of being the Deporter-in-Chief?
If most Republlicans were supportess of th eDream Act, why did the Republiclown Congress block it repeatedly?? You nitwits pilloried Obama for supporting it!!

I'll bet that really gets your knickers all bunched up.

Obama has deported far more than Bush did, yet he got 70% of the Hispanic vote.

Maybe the message was that he had to enforce existing laws, but wanted to change them.

It worked. While your side said 'send them all home'. obama rolled you like you were children!! LOL

Funny how after the election you suddenly become a supporter of the 'Dream Act'.

You are a real chameleon, Carol.
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brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>You might be a conservative if:
You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
You don't watch Sesame Street because you suspect Bert and Ernie of deviant sex.
You've ever called education a luxury.
You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism.
You argue you need 300 handguns, in case a bear attacks your home.
You may be a liberal if:.

you believe portraying Bush as the Joker is political satire, but portraying Obama as the Joker is racist.

You believe that Pro-Life violates right of privacy, but its okay to tell people they shouldn't eat French Fries.

You believe banning assault weapons is the solution to end crime

You spend your day telling people that a border fence can't work, then drive home to your gated community.

You believe that hurricanes are caused by people, and that crime is caused by the environment.

You think Anita Hill was telling the truth about Clarence Thomas, but Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Linda Tripp, Dolly Kyle Browning, Sally Perdue, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick were all lying about the Clintons.

“wake up”

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The message failed in two straight elections.
Y'all said Obama was an easy pushover, it was widely believed by all Republiclowns, esp. the Teabaggers. I believe you and many here said you could run anybody and Obama would lose.
All of that was true. Obama should have been beaten. Economy, black man, the stars seemed aligned, didn't they??
Guess what?? You were dead wrong.
And until you, O'Reilly, Rove, Krauthammer, etc. get that, you will not win national elections.
Bobby Jindal and Chris Christie seem to get it. If they don't broaden the base of the Republiclown Farty, you are dooomed.
Most of the wingnuts on this thread are over 60. That's not a rich demographic to mine, they'll be dead soon.
You live in your own fantasy world, and you refuse to see the walls crumbling around you.
in 6 months or less wh en the country is falling apart will you still worship your god obama and blame others for his failures?
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<quoted text> You might be brown eyes if you voted to re-elect an incompetent president after 4 years of failure.
Mitt Romney was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. But it had to be removed quickly to make room for his foot. A loser he was.

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Orangelion wrote:
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Yes, you must be pretty stupid if you didn't know that. Pakistan can't ever make peace with India either, Islam can't have peace with anyone.
You're an idiot. And a liar.

Nigeria is a predominately Christian nation, only 12% are Muslim.

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It is estimated that as much as 40 percent of the population of Liberia practices either Christianity or Christianity combined with elements of traditional indigenous religious beliefs. Approximately 1.5 percent exclusively practices traditional indigenous religious beliefs. An estimated 12 percent of the population practices Islam. A small percentage is Bahá'í, Hindu, Sikh, Buddhist, or atheist.

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You lie about your location, you lie about everything you post.

Based on your capacity to tell bald faced lies, I've gotta bellieve you're Gunner.
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brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>Did you hear about the elephant and the ant having sex. The elephant died during the act and the ant spent the rest of it's life digging the elephant's grave.
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
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After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared,
wearing his scrubs and a long face.
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Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is totally dead, but his heart is still beating."
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"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a Democrat in the family before."

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Is this same carol who before the election insulted every demographic that naturally would vote for Obama?
Carol makes it up as she goes.

Apparently O'reilly is softening a bit. All Carol's beliefs come from BillyO
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A U.S. Marine rescued a boy who fell into the lion cage at the National Zoo. He jumped over the fence, punched the lion, and snatched away the boy.

The next day the liberal Washington Post reported that a Marine attacked an African immigrant and stole his lunch.
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Hey, the movie about Election 2012 is just starting: Idiocracy, the dumbing down and dawn of The US of Entitlements.
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<quoted text>"steel copper"??? Oh, lookey, the Gormless Old Pejorative pretend Cali invents a new metal...s/he'll probably call it medal and pin it on Petraeus soon. I think I agree with Maher on this one: Petraeus and Allen just prove once again that openly heterosexuals should not be allowed in the military. P. S., you don't "suppport" anybody or anything but dumb, Loser.
Oh, lookey, this one is still neglecting her children.
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<quoted text>Mitt Romney was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. But it had to be removed quickly to make room for his foot. A loser he was.
The only loser in the election was the USA and its hardworking taxpayers. You, on the other hand, remain a loser due to the fact that you chose to re-elect the most incompetent president since Jimma Carter. LOL

“God bless you, Mr. President”

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Hey spelling and grammar expert why did you not correct "silly's" misspelling shit? I get it you are just another hypocrite.
Peace
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Nope, I'm just an expert who knows when something is punny.(Work on the punctuation, Chef Run Amok.
War
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Yale geologists reported that Asia and America were heading closer together and will collide in a hundred million years.
The administration said it was more proof that the president's economic policies were working.
President Obama held a news conference and said he was happy to have these jobs coming back home to America but was hoping for something just a little bit quicker.

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carol wrote:
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Don't recall insulting anyone. I did focus a lot of attention on the easily fooled. But I don't really consider that an insult. Just a fact.
And you proved yourself to be the most easily fooled.

No, theTax Returns didn't matter to you. The offshore accounts didn't matter to you. The elitist attitude didn't bother you. The used car salesman routine didn't bother you.

Rmponey's phoniness registered with most Americans, but not Carol. So long as her oracles at FAUX told her Rmoney was the man, she ate it up!!

And you were taken for a fool, Carol. As proven by the results of the election.

You fell for the etch-a-sketch hook, line, and sinker, like a real sucker!! You were played.

In a short while, you will join the legions of losers calling Rmoney a weak candidate. Just as you did with McCain.

While your common sense fellow citizens voted for Obama.

Deal with it.

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Thats so funny,LMAO,Coming from one of the biggest aliases offenders
on Topix!!Sicko!!Hahhahhahahha
why doesn't you location say Romania, comrade??

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Q: Why can't Mitt Romney screw in a light bulb? A: Because he can't decide which way to turn. Mitt Romney's last concession speech was, "Okay, so we won't lay off EVERYONE." Q: How did Mitt Romney make hundreds of millions of dollars? A: By turning $21 an hour jobs into $9 an hour jobs. Q: What did Mitt Romney learn at Bain Capital? A: How to destroy worker's lives, steal pensions, pioneer outsourcing, and master tax dodging! Q: How does Mitt Romney plan to fix social security? A: By taking the word SECURITY out of it. Q: What book does Mitt Romney want to read to our children? A: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, I Hate 47% of You-fish According to Paul Ryan, we can't afford Medicare, but we can afford to lower Mitt Romney's tax rate (13.9%) Barack Obama killed Osama bin Laden. Mitt Romney is going to kill Big Bird. Enough said. Q: How does Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney expect to win the soccer mom vote? A: By marrying all of them! Q: What does a 65 year old tell his plastic surgeon? A: I wanna look like Mitt Romney Q: Why shouldn't Mitt Romney claim China is taking our jobs? A: He made a career of gift-wrapping jobs for them. Q: How do you know if your a homosexual? A: Mitt Romney won't talk to you anymore! Q: Where does Mitt Romney plan to create Jobs? A: "In Singapore, China and India." Dear Women voters, Barack Obama lives in a house full of women. Mitt Romney has binders full of women. Q: Why is it a good thing that Mitt Romney doesn't drink beer? A: Because no one would want to have one with him. Q: What do Birthers and Mitt Romney have in common? A: They really don't believe their views. They're just racists. Q: What do you call a pumpkin carved to look like Mitt Romney? A: Jerk-O-Lantern Q: What's the only kind of hunting Mitt Romney takes part in? A: Hunting for Easter eggs! Q: What does it mean when a hooker offers you the Mitt Romney special? A: For an extra $20 she'll change positions. Q: Why does Mitt Romney pay such a low tax rate? A: He claims 47% of Americans as dependents. Q: Why is Mitt Romney so optimistic about the future of our economy? A: Because he's the only presidential candidate with over 200 million dollars in the bank!

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