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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807408 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
UH-HUH. I SUPPOSE SO, IF YOU CONSIDER BEING THE BULL IN THE BARNYARD IS WORK? BUT I HAVE NO EQUAL AT LICKING, THAT MUCH IS FOR SURE. WHY, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO HEAL YEAST INFECTIONS JUST BY WEARING THEM DOWN.
There's a lot of bullsh*t in that barnyard and you worked to fill it up, too, I'm sure. I'll tell Old MacDonald to stop you from humping the other Bulls. It ain't healthy. No amount of lickin' can fix that.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807410 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
You've had that personal problem your whole life long.
In the mirror, too.
Tell the plastic surgeon you wanna just start all over.
YOU ARE SOOOOO JEALOUS, YOU STINK OF IT.

“I Am Your Fantasy”

Since: Feb 10

Eleuthera

#807411 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
There's a lot of bullsh*t in that barnyard and you worked to fill it up, too, I'm sure. I'll tell Old MacDonald to stop you from humping the other Bulls. It ain't healthy. No amount of lickin' can fix that.
Shaddup dumbass, DEBIL telling us a story. Sit back and learn something. We just getting to the good part...
THE DEBIL

UK

#807412 Nov 17, 2012
FREDERICK CAME AND STOOD BEFORE HER THEN. HE WAS BLUSHING HEAVILY AND THE LUMP IN HIS TROUSERS RAN HALFWAY DOWN HIS THIGH. REBECCA WAS OF TWO MINDS BUT ONLY ONE WAS WORKING SO SHE THRUST HER LIPS ONTO HIS BULGING MANHOOD AND... AND...
THE DEBIL

UK

#807413 Nov 17, 2012
WOW, IT'S REALLY LATE. I'D BETTER CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW..
THE DEBIL

UK

#807414 Nov 17, 2012
Sheba Of Arksarai wrote:
<quoted text>
Shaddup dumbass, DEBIL telling us a story. Sit back and learn something. We just getting to the good part...
YOU GOT GREAT TITS, BABY. DEBIL JUS' SAYIN'... HE REALIZE HE A CRUDE OFFENDER BUT A MAN'S GOT TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

“I Am Your Fantasy”

Since: Feb 10

Eleuthera

#807415 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
WOW, IT'S REALLY LATE. I'D BETTER CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW..
Ah sh!t.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807416 Nov 17, 2012
FREDERICK UNBUTTONED HIS FLY AND OUT FLOPPED THE BIGGEST PENIS REBECCA HAD EVER SEEN, EVEN ON A FARM ANIMAL. "OH, MY," SHE SAID, "WHATEVER WILL WE DO WITH THIS?" SHE TOOK IT LOVINGLY INTO HER TINY HANDS AND CAREFULLY RUBBED THE FORESKIN BACK. "FREDERICK, HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS SOMEWHERE?" FREDERICK JUST GROANED AND THRUST HIS HIPS FORWARD UNTIL REBECCA COULD DO NOTHING ELSE BUT TO TAKE THE HUGE THING IN HER MOUTH...
Razors Edge

Oak Lawn, IL

#807417 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU GOT GREAT TITS, BABY. DEBIL JUS' SAYIN'... HE REALIZE HE A CRUDE OFFENDER BUT A MAN'S GOT TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE.
Racist!!!
THE DEBIL

UK

#807418 Nov 17, 2012
REBECCA SUCKED THE GIGANTIC THING WHICH TWITCHED AND BOBBED LIKE AN ALIEN LIFE FORM. SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS DOING BUT SHE KNEW - INSTINCTIVELY - THAT THIS WAS RIGHT. REBECCA WAS A VIRGIN STILL AT 22 AND SHE KNEW NOTHING OF MEN BUT SHE COULD TELL SHE WAS DOING THE RIGHT THINGS AND SHE SWALLOWED FREDERICK DOWN UNTIL SHE COULD FEEL HIM IN HER BREAST.

THEN SHE PULLED HIM OUT AND SIPPED A LITTLE SHERRY WHICH ONLY SERVED TO BURN HER THROAT FURTHER...

“I Am Your Fantasy”

Since: Feb 10

Eleuthera

#807419 Nov 17, 2012
Razors Edge wrote:
<quoted text>
Racist!!!
You don't like my tits?
THE DEBIL

UK

#807420 Nov 17, 2012
Razors Edge wrote:
<quoted text>
Racist!!!
WHATEVER..
THE DEBIL

UK

#807421 Nov 17, 2012
Sheba Of Arksarai wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah sh!t.
DON' WORRY, FOR TITS LIKE YOURS A MAN WOULD CLIMB MOUNTAINS.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807423 Nov 17, 2012
FREDERICK WAS LIKE A WILD ANIMAL AND HE TORE AT HER UNDERTHINGS UNTIL HE REVEALED REBECCA'S NAKED CENTER. SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BUT HE WAS POKING HER WILDLY SO SHE GRABBED THE SHAFT OF HIS PENIS AND GUIDED IT INTO HER. FREDERICK BROKE THROUGH HER MAIDENHEAD LIKE A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP AND BURIED HIMSELF UP TO HIS BALLS IN HER. SHE SCREAMED, IT HURT! BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER SENSATION TOO... A WARM... WET... BLISS... SHE THREW HER HEAD BACK AND HOWLED... OOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW OWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW OWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. . AND WITHIN A FEW SECONDS SHE BEGAN TO COME...
Impeach Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#807424 Nov 17, 2012
RuffnReddy wrote:
<quoted text>Israel's Iron Dome defense system is working extremely well, few of the Hamas rockets are striking populated areas, casualties are low.
Israel's advanced guidance missiles are also working extremely well enabling pinpoint strikes at known Hamas locations.
There's a real nice picture on TV of the pile of dust that was once the Hamas headquarters.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807425 Nov 17, 2012
SO, UM, WHAT YOU THINK OF DEBIL'S STORY SO FAR? YOU EVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS WRITTEN IN FRONT YOU FACE? YOU HUSBAND DO THAT?
THE DEBIL

UK

#807426 Nov 17, 2012
Impeach Obama wrote:
<quoted text>There's a real nice picture on TV of the pile of dust that was once the Hamas headquarters.
WHATEVER..
Impeach Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#807427 Nov 17, 2012
Orangelion wrote:
I'm really sick of the amount of kids on topix trying to impersonate adults, its a nuciance.
Well you're a poophead!
THE DEBIL

UK

#807428 Nov 17, 2012
DEBIL HAS NO IDEA WHY THIS MAKES HIM SO HARD BUT, TRUTH BE TOLD, IF A WOMAN WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH A VERY AROUSED MAN, THIS WOULD BE YOU CHANCE.
Impeach Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#807429 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
Jokes about rednecks irritates the Tea Party:
So here goes some of their most hated.
You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
You think fast food is killing a deer at 65.
You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Your "rich" uncle buys a new house and asks you to come over and help him take the wheels off.

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