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THE DEBIL

UK

#807343 Nov 17, 2012
(DEBIL SIT NAKED IN FRONT HIS SCREEN AN' STROKE HIS COCK LIKE THE OL' GRIZZLED FRIEND IT IS... "SAY, BUDDY, YOU REMEMBER THAT REDHEAD BACK IN 88? SHE WUZ SO TIGHT YOU COULDN'T REALLY EVEN GET ONE FINGER INSIDE HER..." DEBIL'S COCK NOD APPRECIATIVELY...)
THE DEBIL

UK

#807344 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>Two atoms walk down the street, and one says "Oh no, I lost an electron!"
The other says,"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm positive!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU MAKE DEBIL LAUGH..
THE DEBIL

UK

#807345 Nov 17, 2012
THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT: "NEVER TAKE THE DEBIL'S NAME IN A VEIN."
THE DEBIL

UK

#807347 Nov 17, 2012
SO, UM, BROWN EYES... WHAT YOU WEARIN', BABY? DEBIL A SUCKER FO' A WOMAN CAN MAKE HIM LAUGH.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807348 Nov 17, 2012
No Mo O wrote:
<quoted text>Fu-ck you DEBIL doo doo
YOU FIRST, CRACKER.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807349 Nov 17, 2012
DEBIL SIT BACK IN HIS CHAIR AN' ADMIRE THE WOMAN IN FRONT OF HIM. SHE SMALL AN' QUIET AN' HER HANDS FOLDED PRIMLY ACROSS HER LAP AN' SHE MASTER THAT SLIGHT UPWARD ANGLE OF HER PRETTY FACE WHICH PRESENT HER DEEP BROWN EYES LIKE TWO SHINY COALS.
brown eyes

Christiansburg, VA

#807350 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
SO, UM, BROWN EYES... WHAT YOU WEARIN', BABY? DEBIL A SUCKER FO' A WOMAN CAN MAKE HIM LAUGH.
A big Smile and you. How the hell are you?
THE DEBIL

UK

#807351 Nov 17, 2012
What IS it about words on a page that so endlessly fascinating?
Nightchalker

Lansing, MI

#807352 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
DEBIL NOT STUCK ON NUTHIN', CRACKER, DEBIL IS VERY DEFINITELY PRO-CHOICE. YOU TRY AN' PUT WORDS IN THE DEBIL'S MOUTH HE GON' PUT SOMETHIN' LONG AN' SLICK IN YOURS. YOUR CALL...
All I said about yo STOOPID azz, WUUUUUZZ, dat you stuck on CAPS, not stupid,(debil cain't read much, he be hook on ebonic....yo)You wanna go ahead on an claim STOOPID TOO??? Dat's on y'all.
THE RAKES PROGRESS

UK

#807353 Nov 17, 2012
The woman shift a l'il under his gaze an' she brush some hairs aside on her forehead with her fingers. "I wonder what she's thinking?" he thinks, an' he narrow his focus on her chest...
THE RAKES PROGRESS

UK

#807354 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>A big Smile and you. How the hell are you?
Did you mean to leave that comma out? Cause if you did that on purpose Debil only a few hours away... Course, it true, that Debil got a bad record with women in Virginia... but, hope spring eternal..

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807355 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>Two atoms walk down the street, and one says "Oh no, I lost an electron!"
The other says,"Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm positive!"
That joke was around in 1903.

brown eyes is another joke in 2012
THE RAKES PROGRESS

UK

#807357 Nov 17, 2012
The best thing about havin' a penis is seeing it bob up happily at the first inkling. It's like a chicken in this way.
THE RAKES PROGRESS

UK

#807358 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
That joke was around in 1903.
brown eyes is another joke in 2012
On the other hand, she's friendly, an' funny, an' human. Which means she's worlds away from where you are. Debil know jealousy when he see it, honey...
brown eyes

Christiansburg, VA

#807359 Nov 17, 2012
THE RAKES PROGRESS wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you mean to leave that comma out? Cause if you did that on purpose Debil only a few hours away... Course, it true, that Debil got a bad record with women in Virginia... but, hope spring eternal..
Sorry Debil I am spoken for. You are the charmer though. I wish you well in your romantic adventures.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807360 Nov 17, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>If you want to control a uterus, get a sex change.
If you want to control a uterus, get morals.
brown eyes

Christiansburg, VA

#807361 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
That joke was around in 1903.
brown eyes is another joke in 2012
I'm not as bad a joke as Romney. He is like you about as sharp as a bowling ball.
THE RAKES PROGRESS

UK

#807362 Nov 17, 2012
The bes' thing about fallin' in love is the fallin'. You brain erases all the bad parts an' suddenly, there you is, naked. Don' matter what you do, don' matter who you know, it jus' two or more naked people who no more are thinking about having children than Adam an' Eve. Call it, "taking a bite of the apple" if you will, but Debil prefer it's common name: coitus.
THE RAKES PROGRESS

UK

#807363 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry Debil I am spoken for. You are the charmer though. I wish you well in your romantic adventures.
:(
krissy

Tacoma, WA

#807364 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
What IS it about words on a page that so endlessly fascinating?
Because, if you have a good imagination, the words on the page make a movie in your head that's completely personalized to your own particular mind-set. We all see the same words, but the pictures they form in our minds are uniquely our own.

Unless somebody else has a better idea.

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