you might be a liberal If you’re scared that cow farts are going to melt the ice caps.Jokes about rednecks irritates the Tea Party:
So here goes some of their most hated.
You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
You think fast food is killing a deer at 65.
You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
you might be a liberal If you’re scared the Gov”t can be toppled by senior citizens at townhalls.
You might be a liberal if you think Obama isn't responsible for anything, except for the good stuff.
You might be a liberal if you think meat is bad for you. So is milk. But pot gets you ready for your finals
You might be a liberal if you believe portraying Bush as the Joker is political satire, but portraying Obama as the Joker is racist.
You might be a liberal if all your political arguments contain the phrase, "It's Bush's fault."
And you definitely might be a liberal if I have made you angry, and all you want to do is argue with the information I just presented.