Barack Obama, our next President

Barack Obama, our next President

There are 1263075 comments on the Hampton Roads Daily Press story from Nov 5, 2008, titled Barack Obama, our next President. In it, Hampton Roads Daily Press reports that:

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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THE RAKES PROGRESS

UK

#807365 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry Debil I am spoken for. You are the charmer though. I wish you well in your romantic adventures.
He's not around is he?
THE DEBIL

UK

#807366 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
If you want to control a uterus, get morals.
NAH. IF YOU WANT TO CONTROL A UTERUS TELL IT A JOKE. WHAT ARE YOU, 12?
krissy

Tacoma, WA

#807367 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry Debil I am spoken for. You are the charmer though. I wish you well in your romantic adventures.
You sound like you are a very sweet woman. And probably a lot of fun to hang out with. I LIKE your jokes!

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807368 Nov 17, 2012
THE RAKES PROGRESS wrote:
<quoted text>
On the other hand, she's friendly, an' funny, an' human. Which means she's worlds away from where you are. Debil know jealousy when he see it, honey...
A blind person speaking about what they just saw is really funny.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807369 Nov 17, 2012
krissy wrote:
<quoted text>
Because, if you have a good imagination, the words on the page make a movie in your head that's completely personalized to your own particular mind-set. We all see the same words, but the pictures they form in our minds are uniquely our own.
Unless somebody else has a better idea.
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA... AND MY LAST CAST CAME A CROPPER... SO, UM, WHAT YOU WEARIN'? I BEEN MEANIN' TO ASK BUT I'M SHY.(BROWN EYES PUT HER HEAD IN HER HANDS AN' SHAKE IT WEARILY...)

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807370 Nov 17, 2012
brown eyes wrote:
<quoted text>I'm not as bad a joke as Romney. He is like you about as sharp as a bowling ball.
But you're still a bad joke regardless. And about as exciting as the dead flies inside your sh*thouse windowpanes.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807371 Nov 17, 2012
krissy wrote:
<quoted text>
You sound like you are a very sweet woman. And probably a lot of fun to hang out with. I LIKE your jokes!
YES, THAT WUZ MY PLAN TOO. YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW YOU ABOUT TO HAVE SEX DON' YOU? DEBIL NOT PUTTIN' THIS THING AWAY UNTIL IT NOT ANGRY ANY MO'.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807372 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
A blind person speaking about what they just saw is really funny.
AN' YET, HERE YOU IS...

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#807373 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
NAH. IF YOU WANT TO CONTROL A UTERUS TELL IT A JOKE. WHAT ARE YOU, 12?
Wrap your legs around your face and kiss yourself.

You might wanna wash a little first, though.
brown eyes

Christiansburg, VA

#807374 Nov 17, 2012
THE RAKES PROGRESS wrote:
<quoted text>
He's not around is he?
No I am not that tied up. lol
THE DEBIL

UK

#807375 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
But you're still a bad joke regardless. And about as exciting as the dead flies inside your sh*thouse windowpanes.
OWWWWWWWWW... CATTY-WHUMPAS! SAY, UM, WHAT YOU WEARIN' YOU OL' STODGE YOU? SHOW DEBIL YOU TITS... G'HEAD. DON' WORRY HE SEEN THOUSANDS OF THEM...
krissy

Tacoma, WA

#807376 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA... AND MY LAST CAST CAME A CROPPER... SO, UM, WHAT YOU WEARIN'? I BEEN MEANIN' TO ASK BUT I'M SHY.(BROWN EYES PUT HER HEAD IN HER HANDS AN' SHAKE IT WEARILY...)
Flannel jammies and slippers with big floppy rabbit ears lol. I'm spoken for too, but I can always use a new friend.:)
brown eyes

Christiansburg, VA

#807377 Nov 17, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
But you're still a bad joke regardless. And about as exciting as the dead flies inside your sh*thouse windowpanes.
And you are about as funny as a turd in a kool-aid jar.
krissy

Tacoma, WA

#807379 Nov 17, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
YES, THAT WUZ MY PLAN TOO. YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW YOU ABOUT TO HAVE SEX DON' YOU? DEBIL NOT PUTTIN' THIS THING AWAY UNTIL IT NOT ANGRY ANY MO'.
lol lol

Why don't you tell us a story? You're right about making a woman laugh being the key to the castle! Although I don't know about that ShiningElectron person. I can't tell if it's a woman or a man.
brown eyes

Christiansburg, VA

#807380 Nov 17, 2012
krissy wrote:
<quoted text>
You sound like you are a very sweet woman. And probably a lot of fun to hang out with. I LIKE your jokes!
Thank-you you are very kind. People have more fun than anybody,except for horses because they get to sleep with their shoes on.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807381 Nov 17, 2012
HERE'S THE THING: A WOMAN IS A WOMAN IS A WOMAN. A MAN IS JUS' A DICK ON A STICK. GIVEN OUR LIMITATIONS DEBIL IS THE BES' DICK ON A STICK YOU LIKELY TO FIND. HE FUNNY, HE HANDY, AN' HE ENDLESSLY FASCINATED BY WOMEN OF ALL STRIPES. HE CAN DRESS THE IMAGE ANY WAY YOU LIKE BUT THERE IT IS. LOTTA GUYS ARE INSECURE AN' CONSTANTLY WONDERIN' ABOUT WHETHER THEY PLEASIN' A WOMAN. DEBIL HAS NO SUCH INSECURITIES. DEBIL JUS' LOVE THE SMELL BETWEEN A WOMAN'S LEGS, THE TASTE OF HER MOUTH, THE FEEL OF HER FINGERS... IT NOT BRAIN SURGERY.
THE DEBIL

UK

#807382 Nov 17, 2012
krissy wrote:
<quoted text>
Flannel jammies and slippers with big floppy rabbit ears lol. I'm spoken for too, but I can always use a new friend.:)
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE! AREN'T ANY OF YOU GIRLS HUNTING?
THE DEBIL

UK

#807383 Nov 17, 2012
WELL, WHERE'S THAT LEAVE US? YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE, I SUPPOSE? WANT DEBIL TO READ YOU A STORY? SOMETHING DIRTY, I IMAGINE... OH WELL, IT APPEARS TO BE MY LOT IN LIFE... WOMEN!
THE DEBIL

UK

#807385 Nov 17, 2012
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE WOMEN. IT'S ALMOST BEYOND MY POWER TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I ADORE THEM. JUST SAY NO!(OH, SURE) "THERE AIN'T NUTHIN' LIKE A DAME! NUTHIN' IN THE WORLD.." SO, UM, HERE THE DEBIL SITS WITH HIS OUTSIZED ERECTION OVER TWO OR PERHAPS THREE WOMEN HE'S NEVER SEEN, NEVER KISSED, NEVER MADE LOVE TO. HOW MUCH POWER IS THAT YOU HAVE?
THE DEBIL

UK

#807386 Nov 17, 2012
krissy wrote:
<quoted text>
lol lol
Why don't you tell us a story? You're right about making a woman laugh being the key to the castle! Although I don't know about that ShiningElectron person. I can't tell if it's a woman or a man.
...
HMMMMM.. FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT...(IT'S A WOMAN, TRUST ME. I SMELL JEALOUSY.)

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