You may be a liberal if:.<quoted text>You might be a conservative if:
You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
You don't watch Sesame Street because you suspect Bert and Ernie of deviant sex.
You've ever called education a luxury.
You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism.
You argue you need 300 handguns, in case a bear attacks your home.
you believe portraying Bush as the Joker is political satire, but portraying Obama as the Joker is racist.
You believe that Pro-Life violates right of privacy, but its okay to tell people they shouldn't eat French Fries.
You believe banning assault weapons is the solution to end crime
You spend your day telling people that a border fence can't work, then drive home to your gated community.
You believe that hurricanes are caused by people, and that crime is caused by the environment.
You think Anita Hill was telling the truth about Clarence Thomas, but Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Linda Tripp, Dolly Kyle Browning, Sally Perdue, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick were all lying about the Clintons.