Well, Peppy, arsenic is a naturally occurring element in well water.<quoted text>
You know if you keep toying with Dave like this, he will blow a head gasket. Then he will scream. If he screams, his parents will hear him from the floor above. If his parents hear a scream they will think that pesky raccoon got back in the house. When raccoons get in the house, they break out the guns and start shooting at anything that moves. So, don't make Dave scream.
It doesn't mean should by a jar of it & put in in your coffee every morning.