STOP THE PRESSES...or at least send the Alert notice across the bottom crawl,'cause this is like really hard breaking news: Teenagers complain about school cafeteria food.(Bet they think all the lunch ladies are hotties?)<quoted text>
Students should bring their own lunches and boycott the government feeding program.
Also, could you tell flack that it's "toeing" the line, not "towing." As he seems incapable of remembering the distinction, I wouldn't call him for help if I were broken down even at Wal-Mart.