Hey Eed, how are you?<quoted text>
Now you have irritated my wife. On occasion she bakes bread, white bread, and you compare it to a twinkie? Of course you probably consider her a twinkie, stayed at home to raise to daughters, ferries her grand kids around, volunteers to deliver meals on wheels, goes to Mass every Sunday and sometimes in between, teaches a Sunday School class, doesn't smoke, enjoys a glass of wine with dinner, loves to dance, would not vote for our current president nobama if her life depended upon it, enjoys a screwdriver when we are out, is in charge of coffee and donuts after Mass, voted against gay marriage in our state, voted for the legalization of pot in our state, voted for charter schools, one of her best friends is gay and in her spare time sells about 60 - 70 thousand dollars worth of Avon.
She's 5' tall and about 110 lbs and fits your description perfectly as a grumpy, over weight, lazy republican.
Your wife sounds like a pillar of salt upon which this country once achieved greatness, the good old days. Liberals see hard work, duty to god, and a moral lifestyle as foolish.
Plus an Avon lady, are you taking a bubble bath right now?