Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Read more
THE DEBIL

Wilkes Barre, PA

#803621 Nov 13, 2012
SOME OF HIS ADHERENTS HAD TAKEN TO CALLING HIM "JESUS CHRIST," OR, "THE MESSIAH," HERE LATELY, BUT JESUS JUST THOUGHT OF HIMSELF AS ANOTHER WORKING STIFF WHO'D MANAGED TO OUTWIT THE RABBIS AND VOLUNTEER HIS COUSIN, EDGAR, FOR THE CIRCUMCISION THAT WAS TO HAVE BEEN HIS.

AS A RESULT HE WAS THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN TOWN BUT HE SHIED AWAY FROM WRESTLING AND OTHER EVENTS THAT WOULD HAVE REVEALED THE SOURCE OF HIS POPULARITY AMONG THE TOWN'S FEMALES, HIS "GOD-HEAD" IF YOU WILL.

BETHSHEBA WAS DYING TO TELL SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, ABOUT THE WRINKLY, PURPLE SOURCE OF HER OWN MAGICAL RECOVERY BUT SHE KNEW IF SHE DID, THAT'D BE THE END OF IT, SO SHE SAT ON HER PRIDE, SO TO SPEAK, AND LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS, SAID NOTHING.

JESUS STAGGERED UP THE COBBLED STREET TOWARDS MORTECAI'S TO GET A FLASK OF HAIR OF THE DOG BUT ANGIE, MORTECAI'S WIFE SAID HE'D GONE TO THE TEMPLE TO SELL HIS WARES. SHE ALSO SAID THAT JESUS WAS WELCOME TO WAIT WITH HER IN THE COOL UPSTAIRS ROOM SHE RESERVED FOR HER, UM, GUESTS, BUT JESUS NEEDED A DRINK NOT A WOMAN RIGHT NOW SO HE DECLINED, LEAVING THE POOR WOMAN TO FEND FOR HERSELF AS USUAL.

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“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”

Since: Jul 08

When's dawn?

#803622 Nov 13, 2012
carol wrote:
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Obama, Senate floor, 2002:[A]dding a – an additional doctor who then has to be called in an emergency situation to come in and make these assessments is really designed simply to burden the original decision of the woman and the physician to induce labor and perform an abortion.… I think it’s important to understand that this issue ultimately is about abortion and not live births.
Obama, Senate floor, 2001: Number one, whenever we define a previable fetus as a person that is protected by the equal protection clause or the other elements in the Constitution, what we’re really saying is, in fact, that they are persons that are entitled to the kinds of protections that would be provided to a – a child, a nine-month-old – child that was delivered to term. That determination then, essentially, if it was accepted by a court, would forbid abortions to take place. I mean, it – it would essentially bar abortions, because the equal protection clause does not allow somebody to kill a child, and if this is a child, then this would be an antiabortion statute.
...you've been duped, Homer, sorry to say.
Dear Dumb Carol:

You can complete this as an 'open-book' test: What is the meaning of "previable"?

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Lord Fetch

Chicago, IL

#803623 Nov 13, 2012
dem wrote:
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Jewtard. For sure.
sounds like it

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krissy

Tacoma, WA

#803624 Nov 13, 2012
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/11/...

No Regrets for Man With Romney Tattoo on His Face

“Obama supporters have come up to me since the election and said,’Told you so’ or ‘You look like an idiot,’ but if you take Romney’s losing out of the equation and someone with a face tattoo out of the equation and actually have a conversation with me, you might realize that it’s not just about what is on the surface.”



“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”

Since: Jul 08

When's dawn?

#803626 Nov 13, 2012
dem wrote:
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Jewtard. For sure.
Kvetch misspelling licensesure? Good catch, nice dive, dem.

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Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#803627 Nov 13, 2012
krissy wrote:
Can we nominate people that we'd like to see move to New Texas? Because I know quite a few that I'd buy a bus ticket for!
Hmmmm, maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all.

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carol

Orlando, FL

#803628 Nov 13, 2012
RealDave wrote:
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I have an idea, Carol.
Why don't you look it up.
You will find that any baby born alive was already protected under IL law.
You will find out that the bill to which you are referring, was put up by the rabid right in an attempt to get certain verbiage in the law so as to weaken the legal abortion laws in the books & make it easier to legislate against abortion in the future.
You need to educate liberals? You? Coffee spurted out my nose when I read that one.
First, to preface what a "present" vote means:

Because it takes affirmative votes to pass legislation in the Illinois Senate, a "present" vote is tantamount to a "no" vote. A "present" vote is generally used to provide political cover for legislators who don't want to be on the record against a bill that they oppose. Of course, Obama isn't the first or only Illinois state senator to vote "present," but he is the only one running for President of the United States.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/200...

Now, here is a full list of Obama's seven 'present' votes on issues related to abortion:

1997 Votes

SB 230 Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act. Senate approved bill 44-7, with five senators voting present, including Obama.

HB 382 Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act. House version, passed Illinois State Senate, adopted as law. Under the bill, doctors who perform partial-birth abortions could be sent to prison for one to three years. The woman would not be held liable.

2001 Votes

HB 1900 Parental Notice of Abortion Act. Bill passed 38-10, with nine present votes, including Obama.

SB 562 Parental Notice of Abortion Act. Bill passed Senate 39-7, with 11 present votes, including Obama.

SB 1093 Law to protect Liveborn children. Bill passed 34-6, with 12 present, including Obama.

SB 1094 Bill to protect children born as result of induced labor abortion. Bill passed 33-6, with 13 present, including Obama.

SB 1095 Bill defining "born alive" defines "born-alive infant" to include infant "born alive at any stage of development." Bill passed 34-5, with nine present, including Obama.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker...

Because he did not vote to ban partial birth abortions or did not vote to support the born alive act, he voted no.

You can't vote present on such important issues if you want them to be passed.

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“Amor patriae.”

Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#803629 Nov 13, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
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HEY, FATTY, YOU ON HERE "ENJOYIN'" YOUSELF AGAIN? ALL THIS ENTERTAINMENT GONNA KILL YOU, AIN'T IT?
Absolutely, I get great pleasure out of slappin' you liberal dipsh!ts around. It's kind of a low exertion, high return, mental exercise.

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TSM

El Paso, TX

#803630 Nov 13, 2012
I sure love the Liberal compassion for the Black Community!!
Blacks have the Highest Abortion Rate, the highest out of wedlock pregnancy rate. Young woman having three are four kids by 4 or 5 different men, highest high school dropout rate, highest unemployment rate this is progress and supported by the Liberals/Democrats Party!!

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RUSH10ME

Gloucester, VA

#803631 Nov 13, 2012
krissy wrote:
Can we nominate people that we'd like to see move to New Texas? Because I know quite a few that I'd buy a bus ticket for!
Problem for you is you can't aford one for yourself much less anybody else .

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THE DEBIL

Wilkes Barre, PA

#803632 Nov 13, 2012
MEANWHILE, MORTECAI WAS DOING A BANG-UP TRADE AS BORED PARISHOERS STAGGERED OUT THE INCENSE FILLED BUILDING AND REACHED FOR THE FIRST THING ALCOHOLIC THEY COULD FIND. MORTECAI HIMSELF WAS PRETTY DRUNK AS VARIOUS CUSTOMERS INSISTED HE JOIN THEM IN A SIP AND HE COULD FEEL HIS HEAD REELING BY THE TIME HE'D SOLD THE LAST HALF LITRE.

HE WAS THEREFORE CONFUSED TO LOOK UP AND SEE AN ANGRY GOD, AN UNFORGIVING GOD, DEMANDING MORE WINE AND HE SAID SO, AS BEST HE COULD.

JESUS GRABBED HIM BY THE COLLAR AND SHOOK HIM VIOLENTLY CAUSING HIS TO THROW UP A SORT OF SICKLY RED MASS ALL OVER THE POOR FELLOW WHICH DROVE HIM INTO A RAGE! JESUS RIPPED HIS SOILED ROBE FROM HIS OWN BODY AND, WITH RIPPLING MUSCLES WORTHY OF STEVE REEVES, PROCEEDED TO LAY WASTE TO THE DISPLAYS AND TABLES OF CONDOMS, KNICK-KNACKS, AND CHEAP SHIT FROM CHINA.

"YOU FILTHY FUCKIN' MORONS!" JESUS SCREAMED. "GET YOUR USELESS ASSES OUT OF HERE BEFORE I DECIDE TO KILL SOMEBODY!!! AND TAKE ALL YOUR USELESS SHIT WITH YOU!!!!"

JESUS' BIOGRAPHER, MARY, WHO WAS FOLLOWING HIM THROUGH A TYPICAL DAY, WROTE: "LO', AND JESUS DID ASCEND TO THE TEMPLE MOUNT AND TORE AT THE TABLES OF THE MONEY-LENDERS AND WARNED THEM, "TAKE THEE FROM THIS PLACE, VARLETS, FORTHWITH, LEST GOD'S RAGE DESTROY YOU!"

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“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#803633 Nov 13, 2012
RealDave wrote:
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I bet he will. Try running his trucks across the new US border between Texass and the US.
My God, do you people ever think?
NAFTA Duh!

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carol

Orlando, FL

#803634 Nov 13, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>Good for him. Sounds like as Dave posted -
"You will find out that the bill to which you are referring, was put up by the rabid right in an attempt to get certain verbiage in the law so as to weaken the legal abortion laws in the books & make it easier to legislate against abortion in the future."
You need to go back and read what he said again.

He said that whenever we define a "previable fetus as a person that is protected by the equal protection clause" they become persons that are entitled to the kinds of protections that would be provided to a child that was delivered to term...even if born at 9 months.

This would, according to Obama, forbid abortions to take place.

He couldn't have made it any clearer.

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Realtime

Deltona, FL

#803635 Nov 13, 2012
So, aren't the Benghazi hearings going on presently? Is there any earth shattering news there or has the right shifted it's interest/conspiracies to the diddling Generals?

Anyone else wonder how those two fks found the time to do their generalling in between all those emails?

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THE DEBIL

Wilkes Barre, PA

#803636 Nov 13, 2012
mdbuilder wrote:
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Absolutely, I get great pleasure out of slappin' you liberal dipsh!ts around. It's kind of a low exertion, high return, mental exercise.
AN YOU SOOOOO GOOD AT IT TOO...

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Loysville, PA

#803637 Nov 13, 2012
krissy wrote:
Can we nominate people that we'd like to see move to New Texas? Because I know quite a few that I'd buy a bus ticket for!
I used to do a lot of business with a certain Texas manufacturer. One day, the guy was bragging about Texas how people there think they should be their own country. I said this: "Neal, there are a lot of people outside of Texas who think the same thing".

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“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

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#803638 Nov 13, 2012
Drunkin Sailor wrote:
<quoted text>I'm sure your snatch looks like it went through a meat grinder.But I'm also sure you will say it's your Bushs fault.
Funny. You REALLY have no idea.

Go mesmerize someone else.

:)

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Lord Fetch

Chicago, IL

#803639 Nov 13, 2012
mdbuilder wrote:
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Absolutely, I get great pleasure out of slappin' you liberal dipsh!ts around. It's kind of a low exertion, high return, mental exercise.
well...at least you would if you could....keep dreaming tard

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“Amor patriae.”

Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#803640 Nov 13, 2012
RealDave wrote:
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Try reading history.
The Civil Rights bill was passed because nearly everyone in Congress outside the South voted for it while everyone in Congress from the South voted against it.
Republican/Democrat didn't matter.
Now try being better informed. You are embarrassing yourself. As usual
Who made up "everyone in Congress from the South", you idiot? Was it Republicans? Or maybe it was the Democrats who soon became Republicans? Read history - the history you've been reading was written in the last ten years by revisionist progressives and since you fit into it's narrative, you gobble it up.

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Since: May 11

Loysville, PA

#803641 Nov 13, 2012
carol wrote:
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You need to go back and read what he said again.
He said that whenever we define a "previable fetus as a person that is protected by the equal protection clause" they become persons that are entitled to the kinds of protections that would be provided to a child that was delivered to term...even if born at 9 months.
This would, according to Obama, forbid abortions to take place.
He couldn't have made it any clearer.
What do you think "previable" means?

This verbiage is like personhood verbiage.

It tries to define all fetuses as children.

Obama was right to vote no as did most in the IL senate at the time.

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