Barack Obama, our next President

[carol]

Fred ran bare-assed through the flooded streets oblivious to the fate that awaited him. A few hundred yards above him Jane hurtled towards the earth fully absorbed in squeezing a gigantic pustule on her nose. It wouldn't budge and as she frantically worked on it her broom crashed into the pavement just behind the running Fred and then ricocheted off and straight up Fred's ass. One minute he was running along and the next he was impaled on a broken broomstick with a horrible green creature on it squeezing a bloody stump on her nose.

[sonicfilter]

New Mexico Police Look Into Possible In-Person Voter Fraud

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/201...

Not black, not a liberal, not on welfare.

[carol]

Frank wrote:

<quoted text>Our country deserves better.

Apparently not, sweetie.

[TheIndependentMa jority]

Frank wrote:

<quoted text>Our country deserves better.

Yeah, the thread title is NOW in the WRONG grammatical tense.

Someone needs to edit it to-
...is still the same old same same POTUS, but oh hopey changey-who will be the NEXT POTUS!!

GOD Bless America, our troops, the CONSTITUTION and TERM LIMITS on the office of POTUS!

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

carol wrote:

Yawk longs fer the long,
Is sick fer th' thick,
After fifty cold years
With a stick fer a prick
She rides through the streets
On her barleystraw broom
Then as the dawn breaks
She returns to her tomb
A tomb it mus' be
For it harbors the dead
As Yawkie lies down
Alone in her bed.
Alone in her bed
But not in her mind
The Debil waits there
To spread her behind.

Well done.

:)

[Frank]

Waxman wrote:

<quoted text>
Are you an African? If so, we might care in that case?
Obama doesn't care if his own people die, so stop being a hypocrite, loser.

Who are "his own people"? Isn't Obama almost one of a kind. How many people can have empathy with Obama? How many people with two million dollar homes,attended exclusive private schools in Indonesia,Hawaii,California and New York voted for Obama? How many of those are the son of a foreigner? It must be true that people voted for Obama because he is empathetic there life struggles?

[sonicfilter]

Craigslist ad....

Pickup Truck/Campaign Prop (Wrentham)

Rarely used green GMC Canyon pickup truck for sale. Was used mainly to pander to voters so little actual wear and tear. Low mileage and in good shape- truck was garaged for long stretches until owner needed to pretend to be "regular guy." State of art GPS system which allows driver to completely avoid all urban areas, communities of color and Cambridge. Alignment might need some work- truck always seems to pull to the right.

Several vintage political bumper stickers need to be removed.

[Lily Boca Raton FL]

Peppy wrote:

<quoted text>
Or maybe we just find a way to get rid of all those pesky minorities, you have any ideas how we could do that without causing a ruckus?

You can start a civil war and kill them all; that's what the rightwingers want to do anyway.
Their motto: If ya can't beat 'em with a billion dollars; kill 'em

[carol]

the real carol wrote:

<quoted text>
Well, now that you've gone all "chatty kathy" on me, just between us carols, what was it that you did to that ditty, since you said you liked it so much -- was it perhaps the "cool jerk" or whatever that dance was where you puppeted your chubby arms up and down and bounced your head to the beat (no, not THAT beat -- only folks with actual rhythm in their DNA can do that!). I'm sure you're a really good dancer though, carol (probably not quite as good as say, Madonna, though), so you needn't get all puffed up on here. You're likely as good as a chubby little white girl from the heartland could be -- just not good enough to get to go on American Bandstand and get to pose with Dick Clark -- like the girl in "Sweet Little Sixteen," -- you big fat politically savvy, all-grown-up VIXEN you!
(The way you're flirting with Homer, it appears as if you believe he's your intellectual inferior. That's a very attractive trait, carol -- like a big pregnant black widow spider who, although she ate her last mate, has her eye on her next meal. I think Homer has a surprise for you though. I think he's way smarter than you think he is. Just about every "librul" is, but we'll keep that between us gals for now ...)
Oh, don't try to be coy with me, you gaping minge, because I'll slice your old shriveled love button off before you can say "fried peanut butter and banana sammich!"

Well, minus the chubby arms, I twisted my little heart out to Chubby Checker and boogaloo'ed like crazy down Broadwalk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

They just don't make songs like they used to anymore.

And I would never talk down to Homer. He's my topix BFF. He had me the first time he said he fell off his scooter.

[TheIndependentMa jority]

dem wrote:

<quoted text>
Yes even those like you that are mentally stunted at 12...

Pfft..12 years old I was already in self sufficiant American entreprenuer mode. All occasion cards, back when people still knew how to write, legibly.

[debil spreads like butta]

debil wrote:

Yawk longs fer the long,
Is sick fer th' thick,
After fifty cold years
With a stick fer a prick
She rides through the streets
On her barleystraw broom
Then as the dawn breaks
She returns to her tomb
A tomb it mus' be
For it harbors the dead
As Yawkie lies down
Alone in her bed.
Alone in her bed
But not in her mind
The Debil waits there
To spread her behind.

debil dyke is obsessed with yawk.
"the debil waits there
to spread her behind"
debil speaks from experience.
she's been fisted blind, front and behind.

[Obama is a joke]

Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:

<quoted text>The last person to ask this question was threatened with a face punch........by Tagg Romney.
Next.

I understand how all you Libs hate the fact that while he may have wanted to punch Obama, he instead used self-control and didn't do it. In other words, he acted like a responsible adult.

[sonicfilter]

White People Mourning Romney

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/

The GOP flag at half staff is pretty cool.

[TheIndependentMa jority]

carol wrote:

<quoted text>
Apparently not, sweetie.

FweeDUHM checks and SNAP cawds fer everbuhdee!!!!

HAW-YEE!

[Sister Kathryn Lust]

carol wrote:

Fred ran bare-assed through the flooded streets oblivious to the fate that awaited him. A few hundred yards above him Jane hurtled towards the earth fully absorbed in squeezing a gigantic pustule on her nose. It wouldn't budge and as she frantically worked on it her broom crashed into the pavement just behind the running Fred and then ricocheted off and straight up Fred's ass. One minute he was running along and the next he was impaled on a broken broomstick with a horrible green creature on it squeezing a bloody stump on her nose.

You're better with poetry - can you re-work this?

[Lily Boca Raton FL]

Guess they finally finished counting in Florida? Florida is now a blue state!!! Hurraaahhh!

Romney has conceded Florida, via a statement from his FL advisor Brett Doster. "We thought based on our polling and range of organization that we had done what we needed to win," Doster told reporters this afternoon. "Obviously, we didn't, and for that I and every other operative in Florida has a sick feeling that we left something on the table. I can assure you this won't happen again."

Obama's win in Florida gives him a total of 332 electoral college votes to Mitt Romney's 206.(In 2008, the POTUS beat John McCain by a bigger margin, 365-173.)

[ToManyLaws]

Nightchalker wrote:

<quoted text>
Woa, woa, woa!
Ease up on them hammers, Jed!
I SAID "LAST OPTION", don't go all knee-jerky on me!
In the case of "radical islam".
We are in a state of WAR with them.
Who started it?
Who cares!
Lets finish it and that's that!
Better things to do with our time, like calling each other names on topix! LOL

RADICAL...major word....Not all islam...Just a small radical group who happen to be muslim...

Stop wanting all out war...Best thing we could do is close all embassie and military bases in all of middle east....Bring home all our troops and people....

[Lily Boca Raton FL]

sonicfilter wrote:

Craigslist ad....
Pickup Truck/Campaign Prop (Wrentham)
Rarely used green GMC Canyon pickup truck for sale. Was used mainly to pander to voters so little actual wear and tear. Low mileage and in good shape- truck was garaged for long stretches until owner needed to pretend to be "regular guy." State of art GPS system which allows driver to completely avoid all urban areas, communities of color and Cambridge. Alignment might need some work- truck always seems to pull to the right.
Several vintage political bumper stickers need to be removed.

Scott Brown?

[carol]

Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:

<quoted text>Well done.
:)

Well, this is a nice change. What're you wearing? Sorry, bad habit.

[Nightchalker]

Lily Boca Raton FL wrote:

<quoted text>
You can start a civil war and kill them all; that's what the rightwingers want to do anyway.
Their motto: If ya can't beat 'em with a billion dollars; kill 'em

I'm right behind ya!

Move out and draw fire!