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THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801143 Nov 9, 2012
mdbuilder wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm pretty much immune to Obama's machinations, for now, but really, after January is when the party starts.
TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801144 Nov 9, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>And you would rather have a government defense contract than a job cleaning toilets.
What's your point?
THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY CLEVER AND DEBIL HAS DECIDED HE WOULD PROBABLY DO YOU.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#801145 Nov 9, 2012
one for all all for one wrote:
<quoted text>
Strange how Romney stated that he would create 2 million jobs. Strange that he never explained how he was going to do that. Romney is strange.
He said 12 million. You are godawful stupid. If you can't even recall what is being said in a political debate, how in the hell can you expect to understand what is happening now? You are dust in the wind - the breaking wind:}
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801147 Nov 9, 2012
On Friday last, we were startled by a violent shock in our basement, followed by cries of distress. On rushing in a body to the cellar, we discovered our beloved President prostrate upon the floor, having tripped and fallen while getting wood for domestic purposes. A perfect scene of ruin met our eyes, for in his fall Mr. Pickwick had plunged his head and shoulders into a tub of water, upset a keg of soft soap upon his manly form, and torn his garments badly. On being removed from this perilous situation, it was discovered that he had suffered no injury but several bruises, and we are happy to add, is now doing well.

ED.

THE PUBLIC BEREAVEMENT

It is our painful duty to record the sudden and mysterious disappearance of our cherished friend, Mrs. Snowball Pat Paw. This lovely and beloved cat was the pet of a large circle of warm and admiring friends; for her beauty attracted all eyes, her graces and virtues endeared her to all hearts, and her loss is deeply felt by the whole community.

When last seen, she was sitting at the gate, watching the butcher's cart, and it is feared that some villain, tempted by her charms, basely stole her. Weeks have passed, but no trace of her has been discovered, and we relinquish all hope, tie a black ribbon to her basket, set aside her dish, and weep for her as one lost to us forever.

A sympathizing friend sends the following gem:

A LAMENT
(FOR S. B. PAT PAW)

We mourn the loss of our little pet,
And sigh o'er her hapless fate,
For never more by the fire she'll sit,
Nor play by the old green gate.

The little grave where her infant sleeps
Is 'neath the chestnut tree.
But o'er her grave we may not weep,
We know not where it may be.

Her empty bed, her idle ball,
Will never see her more;
No gentle tap, no loving purr
Is heard at the parlor door.

Another cat comes after her mice,
A cat with a dirty face,
But she does not hunt as our darling did,
Nor play with her airy grace.

Her stealthy paws tread the very hall
Where Snowball used to play,
But she only spits at the dogs our pet
So gallantly drove away.

She is useful and mild, and does her best,
But she is not fair to see,
And we cannot give her your place dear,
Nor worship her as we worship thee.

A. S.

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#801148 Nov 9, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
STILL RESISTING MY PROSE, SISTER? OR IS YOUR RESOLVE BEGINNING TO WEAKEN?(THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE GOOD PUNS IN THERE, ALL OF THEM INTENTIONAL...)
How much pot have you smoked tonight?
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801149 Nov 9, 2012
ADVERTISEMENTS

Miss Oranthy Bluggage, the accomplished strong-minded lecturer, will deliver her famous lecture on "WOMAN AND HER POSITION" at Pickwick Hall, next Saturday Evening, after the usual performances.

A weekly meeting will be held at Kitchen place, to teach young ladies how to cook. Hannah Brown will preside, and all are invited to attend.

The DUSTPAN SOCIETY will meet on Wednesday next, and parade in the upper story of the Club House. All members to appear in uniform and shoulder their brooms at nine precisely.

Mrs. Beth Bouncer will open her new assortment of Doll's Millinery next week. The latest Paris fashions have arrived, and orders are respectfully solicited.

A new play will appear at the Barnville Theatre, in the course of a few weeks, which will surpass anything ever seen on the American stage. THE GREEK SLAVE, or CONSTANTINE THE AVENGER, is the name of this thrilling drama.!!!

HINTS

If S.P. didn't use so much soap on his hands, he wouldn't always be late at breakfast. A.S. is requested not to whistle in the street. T.T please don't forget Amy's napkin. N.W. must not fret because his dress has not nine tucks.

WEEKLY REPORT

Meg -- Good.
Jo -- Bad.
Beth -- Very Good.
Amy -- Middling.

As the President finished reading the paper (which I beg leave to assure my readers is a bona fide copy of one written by bona fide girls once upon a time), a round of applause followed, and then Mr. Snodgrass rose to make a proposition.

"Mr. President and gentlemen," he began, assuming a parliamentary attitude and tone, "I wish to propose the admission of a new member -- one who highly deserves the honor, would be deeply grateful for it, and would add immensely to the spirit of the club, the literary value of the paper, and be no end jolly and nice. I propose Mr. Theodore Laurence as an honorary member of the P. C. Come now, do have him."

Jo's sudden change of tone made the girls laugh, but all looked rather anxious, and no one said a word as Snodgrass took his seat.

"We'll put it to a vote," said the President. "All in favor of this motion please to manifest it by saying,`Aye'."

"Contrary-minded say,`No'."
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801150 Nov 9, 2012
Meg and Amy were contrary-minded, and Mr. Winkle rose to say with great elegance, "We don't wish any boys, they only joke and bounce about. This is a ladies' club, and we wish to be private and proper."

"I'm afraid he'll laugh at our paper, and make fun of us afterward," observed Pickwick, pulling the little curl on her forehead, as she always did when doubtful.

Up rose Snodgrass, very much in earnest. "Sir, I give you my word as a gentleman, Laurie won't do anything of the sort. He likes to write, and he'll give a tone to our contributions and keep us from being sentimental, don't you see? We can do so little for him, and he does so much for us, I think the least we can do is to offer him a place here, and make him welcome if he comes."

This artful allusion to benefits conferred brought Tupman to his feet, looking as if he had quite made up his mind.

"Yes, we ought to do it, even if we are afraid. I say he may come, and his grandpa, too, if he likes."

This spirited burst from Beth electrified the club, and Jo left her seat to shake hands approvingly. "Now then, vote again. Everybody remember it's our Laurie, and say,`Aye!'" cried Snodgrass excitedly.

"Aye! Aye! Aye!" replied three voices at once.

"Good! Bless you! Now, as there's nothing like `taking time by the fetlock', as Winkle characteristically observes, allow me to present the new member." And, to the dismay of the rest of the club, Jo threw open the door of the closet, and displayed Laurie sitting on a rag bag, flushed and twinkling with suppressed laughter.

"You rogue! You traitor! Jo, how could you?" cried the three girls, as Snodgrass led her friend triumphantly forth, and producing both a chair and a badge, installed him in a jiffy.

"The coolness of you two rascals is amazing," began Mr. Pickwick, trying to get up an awful frown and only succeeding in producing an amiable smile. But the new member was equal to the occasion, and rising, with a grateful salutation to the Chair, said in the most engaging manner, "Mr. President and ladies -- I beg pardon, gentlemen -- allow me to introduce myself as Sam Weller, the very humble servant of the club."

"Good! Good!" cried Jo, pounding with the handle of the old warming pan on which she leaned.

"My faithful friend and noble patron," continued Laurie with a wave of the hand, "who has so flatteringly presented me, is not to be blamed for the base stratagem of tonight. I planned it, and she only gave in after lots of teasing."

"Come now, don't lay it all on yourself. You know I proposed the cupboard," broke in Snodgrass, who was enjoying the joke amazingly.
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801151 Nov 9, 2012
OMIGAWD! WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TREACLE?
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801152 Nov 9, 2012
"Never mind what she says. I'm the wretch that did it, sir," said the new member, with a Welleresque nod to Mr. Pickwick. "But on my honor, I never will do so again, and henceforth devote myself to the interest of this immortal club."

"Hear! Hear!" cried Jo, clashing the lid of the warming pan like a cymbal.

"Go on, go on!" added Winkle and Tupman, while the President bowed benignly.

"I merely wish to say, that as a slight token of my gratitude for the honor done me, and as a means of promoting friendly relations between adjoining nations, I have set up a post office in the hedge in the lower corner of the garden, a fine, spacious building with padlocks on the doors and every convenience for the mails, also the females, if I may be allowed the expression. It's the old martin house, but I've stopped up the door and made the roof open, so it will hold all sorts of things, and save our valuable time. Letters, manuscripts, books, and bundles can be passed in there, and as each nation has a key, it will be uncommonly nice, I fancy. Allow me to present the club key, and with many thanks for your favor, take my seat."

Great applause as Mr. Weller deposited a little key on the table and subsided, the warming pan clashed and waved wildly, and it was some time before order could be restored. A long discussion followed, and everyone came out surprising, for everyone did her best. So it was an unusually lively meeting, and did not adjourn till a late hour, when it broke up with three shrill cheers for the new member. No one ever regretted the admittance of Sam Weller, for a more devoted, well-behaved, and jovial member no club could have. He certainly did add `spirit' to the meetings, and `a tone' to the paper, for his orations convulsed his hearers and his contributions were excellent, being patriotic, classical, comical, or dramatic, but never sentimental. Jo regarded them as worthy of Bacon, Milton, or Shakespeare, and remodeled her own works with good effect, she thought.

The P. O. was a capital little institution, and flourished wonderfully, for nearly as many queer things passed through it as through the real post office. Tragedies and cravats, poetry and pickles, garden seeds and long letters, music and gingerbread, rubbers, invitations, scoldings, and puppies. The old gentleman liked the fun, and amused himself by sending odd bundles, mysterious messages, and funny telegrams, and his gardener, who was smitten with Hannah's charms, actually sent a love letter to Jo's care. How they laughed when the secret came out, never dreaming how many love letters that little post office would hold in the years to come.

“life under BO”

Since: Sep 12

buena vista

#801153 Nov 9, 2012
GOPidiotsx wrote:
<quoted text>
Right. Pres. Mittens would have waved his magic underpants and sent all his sister wives and the entire east coast would have been made like new again overnight.
Hardly, but dumbasses like you gushed over scumbag Obama merely showing up and getting his picture took and accomplishing zero.

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#801154 Nov 9, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH
You think Mama Cass choked on a steak sandwich?
No Mo Obamas

Los Angeles, CA

#801155 Nov 9, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Perhaps they're tired of being on the other end of such treatment, and have decided to dish it out instead of taking it for a change.
Just a thought.
They have been given unfair advantage for years now. You are not a nun and are some loon like Jenny McCarthy who Barbara Walters invited to her show so she could rant against Catholicism and sell her anti-Catholic book she wrote. This is a good example of how BW operates btw!

Whoopi Goldberg and Shitty Shepherd even had the gall to go on and on about how THEY now were in the majority and it was whites who were in the minority, implying they were going to really dish it out. These two are rich beyond anyone's wildest imagination and have no reason to gripe about anything. Shepherd is using that brat of hers to push her racism telling about some remark the brat made while watching DWTS! Now what kind of decent mother lets a kid with ALL THE BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS Jeffrey Shepherd has watch DWTS where she went on and grossed everyone out with her porn "dancing?"

This is the kind of venom BW allows these overpaid untalented uneducated unmannered "women" to spew daily on that show! It is horrible and I watch other programs fyi that qualify for news which "The View" certainly does not. I rarely watch a complete show as I can't stand them but tune in to find out what they're putting out.

Sister, you of all people should know that two wrongs don't make a right! Shame on you.

These affirmative action types have been given opportunities they do not deserve and are not qualified for....not all but most. You see that everywhere if you look...especially on tv. Barack Obama talks like a street punk when he's not reading from the teleprompter and appears uneducated as does Michelle Obama. They were probably given grades they didn't earn simply because they were black and the blacks voted for him just because they wanted a black president.

Stupid is as stupid does. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Those who voted for Obama deserve just what they get and have no right to complain but just wait and see all the hollering they're going to do.

Barack Obama is a liar and already is up to his old tricks. He has no business taking a trip abroad and Hillary Clinton is delaying her appearance at the hearing or whatever it is in connection with Lybia with a phony excuse. This is exactly the shit she pulled when Bill Clinton was the President and she/they were being investigated in the Whitewater Scandal or one of the many others they were involved in.

Birds of a feather flock together. The Obama administration is full of corruption and anyone supporting it is supporting that corruption.
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801156 Nov 9, 2012
Experiments
"The first of June! The Kings are off to the seashore tomorrow, and I'm free. Three months' vacation -- how I shall enjoy it!" exclaimed Meg, coming home one warm day to find Jo laid upon the sofa in an unusual state of exhaustion, while Beth took off her dusty boots, and Amy made lemonade for the refreshment of the whole party.
"Aunt March went today, for which, oh, be joyful!" said Jo. "I was mortally afraid she'd ask me to go with her. If she had, I should have felt as if I ought to do it, but Plumfield is about as gay as a churchyard, you know, and I'd rather be excused. We had a flurry getting the old lady off, and I had a fright every time she spoke to me, for I was in such a hurry to be through that I was uncommonly helpful and sweet, and feared she'd find it impossible to part from me. I quaked till she was fairly in the carriage, and had a final fright, for as it drove of, she popped out her head, saying,`Josyphine, won't you --?' I didn't hear any more, for I basely turned and fled. I did actually run, and whisked round the corner whee I felt safe."
"Poor old Jo! She came in looking as if bears were after her," said Beth, as she cuddled her sister's feet with a motherly air.
"Aunt March is a regular samphire, is she not?" observed Amy, tasting her mixture critically.
"She means vampire, not seaweed, but it doesn't matter. It's too warm to be particular about one's parts of speech," murmured Jo.
"What shall you do all your vacation?" asked Amy, changing the subject with tact.
"I shall lie abed late, and do nothing," replied Meg, from the depths of the rocking chair. "I've been routed up early all winter and had to spend my days working for other people, so now I'm going to rest and revel to my heart's content."
"No," said Jo, "that dozy way wouldn't suit me. I've laid in a heap of books, and I'm going to improve my shining hours reading on my perch in the old apple tree, when I'm not having l..."
"Don't say `larks!'" implored Amy, as a return snub for the samphire' correction.
"I'll say `nightingales' then, with Laurie. That's proper and appropriate, since he's a warbler."
"Don't let us do any lessons, Beth, for a while, but play all the time and rest, as the girls mean to," proposed Amy.
"Well, I will, if Mother doesn't mind. I want to learn some new songs, and my children need fitting up for the summer. They are dreadfully out of order and really suffering for clothes."
"May we, Mother?" asked Meg, turning to Mrs. March, who sat sewing in what they called `Marmee's corner'.
"You may try your experiment for a week and see how you like it. I think by Saturday night you will find that all play and no work is as bad as all work and no play."
"Oh, dear, no! It will be delicious, I'm sure," said Meg complacently.
"I now propose a toast, as my `friend and pardner, Sairy Gamp', says. Fun forever, and no grubbing!" cried Jo, rising, glass in hand, as the lemonade went round.
They all drank it merrily, and began the experiment by lounging for the rest of the day. Next morning, Meg did not appear till ten o'clock. Her solitary breakfast did not taste nice, and the room seemed lonely and untidy, for Jo had not filled the vases, Beth had not dusted, and Amy's books lay scattered about. Nothing was neat and pleasant but `Marmee's corner', which looked as usual. And there Meg sat, to `rest and read', which meant to yawn and imagine what pretty summer dresses she would get with her salary. Jo spent the morning on the river with Laurie and the afternoon reading and crying over The Wide, Wide World, up in the apple tree. Beth began by rummaging everything out of the big closet where her family resided, but getting tired before half done, she left her establishment topsy-turvy and went to her music,
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801157 Nov 9, 2012
rejoicing that she had no dishes to wash. Amy arranged her bower, put on her best white frock, smoothed her curls, and sat down to draw under the honeysuckle, hoping someone would see and inquire who the young artist was. As no one appeared but an inquisitive daddy-longlegs, who examined her work with interest, she went to walk, got caught in a shower, and came home dripping.
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801158 Nov 9, 2012
killtaker wrote:
<quoted text>
How much pot have you smoked tonight?
CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH OR I WOULDN'T STILL BE HALLUCINATING THAT I CAN SEE YOU NAKED

“life under BO”

Since: Sep 12

buena vista

#801159 Nov 9, 2012
dr phil wrote:
<quoted text>
We have never underestimated your hatred for our president.
And since the repugs can't win even when our country is the midst of the worst economic collapse in history I think it's your party that already is history.
Dr. Phil Atio, shouldn't you be working down on Stoney island Avenue about now? Don't forget your knee pads.

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#801160 Nov 9, 2012
Down the dark ladder...

"Cold Blue Steel out of money
One eye for the beat police
Sweet Fire calling
"You can't deny me
Now you know what you need"
Underneath the jungle gym
Hollow-grey-fire-escape-thief
Looking for Sweet Fire
Shadow of Lady Release
"Come with me
I know the way" she says
"It's down, down, down the dark ladder
Do you want to contact somebody first
Leave someone a letter
You can come now
Or you can come later"

A wristwatch, a ring, a downstairs screamer
Edgy-black cracks of the sky
"Pin-cushion-prick-
Fix this poor bad dreamer!"
"Money" cold shadows reply
Pawnshops crisscrossed and padlocked
Corridors spit on prayers and pleas
Sparks fly up from Sweet Fire
Black soot of Lady Release
"Come with me
I know the way" she says
"It's down, down, down the dark ladder
Do you want to contact somebody first
Does it really matter
If you come now
Or if you come on later?"

Red water in the bathroom sink
Fever and the scum brown bowl
Blue Steel still begging
But it's indistinct
Someone's Hi-Fi drumming Jelly Roll
Concrete concentration camp
Bashing in veins for peace
Cold Blue Steel and Sweet Fire
Fall into Lady Release
"Come with me I know the way" she says
"It's down, down, down the dark ladder
Do you want to contact somebody first
I mean what does it really matter
You're going to come now
Or you're going to come later"
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801161 Nov 9, 2012
killtaker wrote:
<quoted text>
How much pot have you smoked tonight?
YOU MUST ADMIT, HOWEVER, THAT I WRITE VERY WELL FOR A MAN UNFAMILIAR WITH THE WAYS OF LITTLE WOMEN...
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801162 Nov 9, 2012
At teatime they compared notes, and all agreed that it had been a delightful, though unusually long day. Meg, who went shopping in the afternoon and got a `sweet blue muslin, had discovered, after she had cut the breadths off, that it wouldn't wash, which mishap made her slightly cross. Jo had burned the skin off her nose boating, and got a raging headache by reading too long. Beth was worried by the confusion of her closet and the difficulty of learning three or four songs at once, and Amy deeply regretted the damage done her frock, for Katy Brown's party was to be the next day and now like Flora McFlimsey, she had `nothing to wear'. But these were mere trifles, and they assured their mother that the experiment was working finely. She smiled, said nothing, and with Hannah's help did their neglected work, keeping home pleasant and the domestic machinery running smoothly. It was astonishing what a peculiar and uncomfortable state of things was produced by the `resting and reveling' process. The days kept getting longer and longer, the weather was unusually variable and so were tempers, and unsettled feeling possessed everyone, and Satan found plenty of mischief for the idle hands to do. As the height of luxury, Meg put out some of her sewing, and then found time hang so heavily that she fell to snipping and spoiling her clothes in her attempts to furbish them up a`la Moffat. Jo read till her eyes gave out and she was sick of books, got so fidgety that even good-natured Laurie had a quarrel with her, and so reduced in spirits that she desperately wished she had gone with Aunt March. Beth got on pretty well, for she was constantly forgetting that it was to be all play and no work, and fell back into her old ways now and then. But something in the air affected her, and more than once her tranquility was much disturbed, so much so that on one occasion she actually shook poor dear Joanna and told her she was a fright'. Amy fared worst of all, for her resources were small, and when her sisters left her to amuse herself, she soon found that accomplished and important little self a great burden. She didn't like dolls, fairy tales were childish, and one couldn't draw all the time. Tea parties didn't amount to much neither did picnics unless very well conducted. "If one could have a fine house, full of nice girls, or go traveling, the summer would be delightful, but to stay at home with three selfish sisters and a grown-up boy was enough to try the patience of a Boaz," complained Miss Malaprop, after several days devoted to pleasure, fretting, and ennui.

No one would own that they were tired of the experiment, but by Friday night each acknowledged to herself that she was glad the week was nearly done. Hoping to impress the lesson more deeply, Mrs. March, who had a good deal of humor, resolved to finish off the trial in an appropriate manner, so she gave Hannah a holiday and let the girls enjoy the full effect of the play system.

When they got up on Saturday morning, there was no fire in the kitchen, no breakfast in the dining room, and no mother anywhere to be seen.

"Mercy on us! What has happened?" cried Jo, staring about her in dismay.

“life under BO”

Since: Sep 12

buena vista

#801163 Nov 9, 2012
GOPidiotsx wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, he's smarter than Mitt Romney...I offer up 303 electoral to Mittens' 202 as proof.
Then you'll admit Reagan was smarter than any of them? Fiscal cliff looming, what is Obama doing? Overseas trip. He couldn't lead a litter detail.

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