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THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801170 Nov 9, 2012
"I don't want you to do anything but be civil to him and help to the pudding. You'll give me your advice if I get in a muddle, won't you?" asked Jo, rather hurt.

"Yes, but I don't know much, except about bread and a few trifles. You had better ask Mother's leave before you order anything," returned Meg prudently.

"Of course I shall. I'm not a fool." And Jo went off in a huff at the doubts expressed of her powers.

"Get what you like, and don't disturb me. I'm going out to dinner and can't worry about things at home," said Mrs. March, when Jo spoke to her. "I never enjoyed housekeeping, and I'm going to take a vacation today, and read, write, go visiting, and amuse myself."

The unusual spectacle of her busy mother rocking comfortably and reading early in the morning made Jo feel as if some unnatural phenomenon had occurred, for an eclipse, an earthquake, or a volcanic eruption would hardly have seemed stranger.

"Everything is out of sorts, somehow," she said to herself, going downstairs. "There's Beth crying, that's a sure sign that something is wrong in this family. If Amy is bothering, I'll shake her."

Feeling very much out of sorts herself, Jo hurried into the parlor to find Beth sobbing over Pip, the canary, who lay dead in the cage with his little claws pathetically extended, as if imploring the food for want of which he had died.

"It's all my fault, I forgot him, there isn't a seed or a drop left. Oh, Pip! Oh, Pip! How could I be so cruel to you?" cried Beth, taking the poor thing in her hands and trying to restore him.

Jo peeped into his half-open eye, felt his little heart, and finding him stiff and cold, shook her head, and offered her domino box for a coffin.

"Put him in the oven, and maybe his will get warm and revive," said Amy hopefully.

"He's been starved, and he shan't be baked now he's dead. I'll make him a shroud, and he shall be buried in the garden, and I'll never have another bird, never, my Pip! For I am too bad to own one," murmured Beth, sitting on the floor with her pet folded in her hands.

"The funeral shall be this afternoon, and we will all go. Now, don't cry, Bethy. It's a pity, but nothing goes right this week, and Pip has had the worst of the experiment. Make the shroud, and lay him in my box, and after the dinner party, we'll have a nice little funeral," said Jo, beginning to feel as if she had undertaken a good deal.

Leaving the others to console Beth, she departed to the kitchen, which was in a most discouraging state of confusion. Putting on a big apron, she fell to work and got the dishes piled up ready for washing, when she discovered that the fire was out.

"Here's a sweet prospect!" muttered Jo, slamming the stove door open, and poking vigorously among the cinders.

Having rekindled the fire, she thought she would go to market while the water heated. The walk revived her spirits, and flattering herself that she had made good bargains, she trudged home again, after buying a very young lobster, some very old asparagus, and two boxes of acid strawberries. By the time she got cleared up, the dinner arrived and the stove was red-hot. Hannah had left a pan of bread to rise, Meg had worked it up early, set it on the hearth for a second rising, and forgotten it. Meg was entertaining Sallie Gardiner in the parlor, when the door flew open and a floury, crocky, flushed, and disheveled figure appeared, demanding tartly ...

“life under BO”

Since: Sep 12

buena vista

#801171 Nov 9, 2012
killtaker wrote:
<quoted text>
lots of losers...
"45 companies announce layoff's in the past 48 hours! This is what the people wanted! The people have spoken!"
http://twitchy.com/2012/11/08/layoff-bomb-det...
Thanks Obama, dems, welfare moochers.

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#801173 Nov 9, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH OR I WOULDN'T STILL BE HALLUCINATING THAT I CAN SEE YOU NAKED
Don't let me stop you from killing yourself...

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#801174 Nov 9, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY CLEVER AND DEBIL HAS DECIDED HE WOULD PROBABLY DO YOU.
Fortunately for me, that particular decision is not yours to make, son.

Get a grip.
Preferably upon yourself.

Location to be determined by you - it's called 'free will'.
Have some jelly - it's jalapeno and sour grape.
Enjoy, with my compliments.
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801175 Nov 9, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>You MUST be of 'the debil' or you would not know man or woman so well.
The Divine does not distinguish between 'good' or 'bad','right' or 'wrong' or 'dark' and 'light'. It chooses between 'works' and 'does not work' and proceeds accordingly.
'DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, TIL YOU'RE SATISFIED." -BT Express
"Do, or not do. There is no 'try'." -Master Yoda
JMO
DEBIL (EXASPERATED NOW) I'M NOT "OF" THE DEBIL, I'M SIMPLY THE DEBIL. WHY IS THAT SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND? OF COURSE I KNOW MEN AND WOMEN I'VE HANDLED BILLIONS OF THEM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING LECTURING C'EST MOI ABOUT THE DIVINE???
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801176 Nov 9, 2012
sage won wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks Obama, dems, welfare moochers.
YOU WELCOME, DUMMY.

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#801177 Nov 9, 2012
No Mo Obamas wrote:
<quoted text>
They have been given unfair advantage for years now. You are not a nun and are some loon like Jenny McCarthy who Barbara Walters invited to her show so she could rant against Catholicism and sell her anti-Catholic book she wrote. This is a good example of how BW operates btw!
Whoopi Goldberg and Shitty Shepherd even had the gall to go on and on about how THEY now were in the majority and it was whites who were in the minority, implying they were going to really dish it out. These two are rich beyond anyone's wildest imagination and have no reason to gripe about anything. Shepherd is using that brat of hers to push her racism telling about some remark the brat made while watching DWTS! Now what kind of decent mother lets a kid with ALL THE BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS Jeffrey Shepherd has watch DWTS where she went on and grossed everyone out with her porn "dancing?"
This is the kind of venom BW allows these overpaid untalented uneducated unmannered "women" to spew daily on that show! It is horrible and I watch other programs fyi that qualify for news which "The View" certainly does not. I rarely watch a complete show as I can't stand them but tune in to find out what they're putting out.
Sister, you of all people should know that two wrongs don't make a right! Shame on you.
These affirmative action types have been given opportunities they do not deserve and are not qualified for....not all but most. You see that everywhere if you look...especially on tv. Barack Obama talks like a street punk when he's not reading from the teleprompter and appears uneducated as does Michelle Obama. They were probably given grades they didn't earn simply because they were black and the blacks voted for him just because they wanted a black president.
Stupid is as stupid does. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Those who voted for Obama deserve just what they get and have no right to complain but just wait and see all the hollering they're going to do.
Barack Obama is a liar and already is up to his old tricks. He has no business taking a trip abroad and Hillary Clinton is delaying her appearance at the hearing or whatever it is in connection with Lybia with a phony excuse. This is exactly the shit she pulled when Bill Clinton was the President and she/they were being investigated in the Whitewater Scandal or one of the many others they were involved in.
Birds of a feather flock together. The Obama administration is full of corruption and anyone supporting it is supporting that corruption.
Since I've watched 'The View' a total of ONE time(s), I'll have to accede to your judgement here.

Next...

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#801178 Nov 9, 2012
killtaker wrote:
<quoted text>
You think Mama Cass choked on a steak sandwich?
Of course not. She choked on outrage, and died, like most of her peers.
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801179 Nov 9, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>
The Divine does not distinguish between 'good' or 'bad','right' or 'wrong' or 'dark' and 'light'. It chooses between 'works' and 'does not work' and proceeds accordingly.
SO, UM, WHERE DOES DEBIL FALL IN THIS DIVINE PLAN THE UNIVERSE HAS DECIDED TO SHARE WITH YOU ALONE, SISTER? IS HE 'GOOD' OR 'BAD?''RIGHT,' OR 'WRONG?''DARK,' OR 'LIGHT?' YOU THESIS - THOUGH ADMIRABLE - IS BASED ON THE EXISTENCE OF ABSOLUTES, AND THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES; WITNESS: THE YIN AND YANG. MAN AND WOMAN. LOVE AND HATE. PROCEED CAUTIOUSLY, DEBIL IS THE MASTER, THOUGH HE WOULD VERY LIKELY DO YOU.

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#801180 Nov 9, 2012
No Mo Obamas wrote:
<quoted text>
They have been given unfair advantage for years now. You are not a nun.
You are correct.

But I do have a wicked habit.

;)
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801181 Nov 9, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Fortunately for me, that particular decision is not yours to make, son.
Get a grip.
Preferably upon yourself.
Location to be determined by you - it's called 'free will'.
Have some jelly - it's jalapeno and sour grape.
Enjoy, with my compliments.
DON'T CALL ME 'SON' MOM. I SAW YOU FCUKIN' SANTA CLAUS AN' I WILL NOT HESITATE TO TELL DAD.

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#801182 Nov 9, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
DEBIL (EXASPERATED NOW) I'M NOT "OF" THE DEBIL, I'M SIMPLY THE DEBIL. WHY IS THAT SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND?
Mostly because I don't 'believe' in the devil, any more than I 'believe' in his opponent.

My beliefs are inclusive, not divisive.

Next?
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801183 Nov 9, 2012
LOOK, SISTER, HERE'S HOW IT IS: RIGHT NOW DEBIL TOLERATIN' YOU. BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET DOWN AN' ROLL THEN LES DO IT. DEBIL WRESTLE IN THE REAL WORLD AN' HE WRESTLE IN THIS ONE - STANDS TO REASON. SO MAKE YOU MIND UP, YOU GON' PLAY STOOPID GIRL-GAMES WITH DEBIL? CAUSE THAT NOT GON' WORK OUT REAL WELL FO' YOU. OR WOULD YOU RATHER ARM WRESTLE HIM? THAT NOT WORK OUT SO WELL EITHER. ONCE AGAIN, YOU MAKE THE FUNDAMENTAL MISTAKE OF ASSUMIN' THAT THERE ARE ABSOLUTES; AT LEAST IN THIS INSTANCE, HONEY, YOU FREE WILL GONNA COST YOU SOME SKIN.

DEBIL ENCOUNTER LOTS OF (PSYCHOTIC) WOMEN ONLINE AN' HE MAKE THE SAME OFFER TO ALL OF THEM: DEBIL A MAGNIFICENT MAN WITH A LOVING HEART AN' A VIVID IMAGINATION WHO CAN TAKE YOU TO HEIGHTS OF ECSTASY YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED. BUT HE ALSO A PRICK. WHICH DEBIL YOU WANT, SISTER? CAUSE DEBIL TIRE OF THIS STOOPID GAME. DEBIL TAKE HIS ANSWER OFF THE AIR WHILE HE EAT CAROL'S NASTY OL' ASS...
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801184 Nov 9, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Mostly because I don't 'believe' in the devil, any more than I 'believe' in his opponent.
My beliefs are inclusive, not divisive.
Next?
THEN WHY YOU SAY DEBIL "OF THE DEBIL?" CAUSE YOU NOT BELIEVE IN YOUSELF? WHAT HAPPEN TO THOSE "TRUE" WORDS?
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801185 Nov 9, 2012
OH, WAIT... THAT WUZ ANOTHER DUMB BITCH. DEBIL HAVE TROUBLE KEEPIN' YOU ALL STRAIGHT.
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801186 Nov 9, 2012
DEBIL A MAN, YOU A WOMAN - AT LEAST TACITLY. THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FO' YOU YOU GOT TO LOOK UP SOME OF THESE REPUBLICAN MAN/WOMAN COMBINATIONS ON HERE... OHHHH! IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT WHEN YOU CALL YOUSELF AN "INDEPENDENT?"
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801188 Nov 9, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Fortunately for me, that particular decision is not yours to make, son.
YOU ARE SO... SO... SO... VERY WRONG IN THIS ASSUMPTION, MOM. DEBIL CAN FCUK YOU SILLY ANY TIME HE WANT. IT CAN BE INCLUSIVE OR DIVISIVE AN' FROM NOW ON, DEBIL NOT GON' GIVE YOU A CHOICE IN THE MATTER. THE UNIVERSE JUS' VISIT YOU WITH A NEW AXIOM AN' YOU CHOICE OF DRESS, OR EVEN YOU SEX, NOT MAKE ONE IOTA OF DIFFERENCE. NOW DEBIL GON' GIVE YOU THE SAME CHANCE HE GIVE EVERYBODY: RUN. DO IT NOW.

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#801189 Nov 9, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
LOOK, SISTER, HERE'S HOW IT IS: RIGHT NOW DEBIL TOLERATIN' YOU. BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET DOWN AN' ROLL THEN LES DO IT. DEBIL WRESTLE IN THE REAL WORLD AN' HE WRESTLE IN THIS ONE - STANDS TO REASON. SO MAKE YOU MIND UP, YOU GON' PLAY STOOPID GIRL-GAMES WITH DEBIL? CAUSE THAT NOT GON' WORK OUT REAL WELL FO' YOU. OR WOULD YOU RATHER ARM WRESTLE HIM? THAT NOT WORK OUT SO WELL EITHER. ONCE AGAIN, YOU MAKE THE FUNDAMENTAL MISTAKE OF ASSUMIN' THAT THERE ARE ABSOLUTES; AT LEAST IN THIS INSTANCE, HONEY, YOU FREE WILL GONNA COST YOU SOME SKIN.
DEBIL ENCOUNTER LOTS OF (PSYCHOTIC) WOMEN ONLINE AN' HE MAKE THE SAME OFFER TO ALL OF THEM: DEBIL A MAGNIFICENT MAN WITH A LOVING HEART AN' A VIVID IMAGINATION WHO CAN TAKE YOU TO HEIGHTS OF ECSTASY YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED. BUT HE ALSO A PRICK. WHICH DEBIL YOU WANT, SISTER? CAUSE DEBIL TIRE OF THIS STOOPID GAME. DEBIL TAKE HIS ANSWER OFF THE AIR WHILE HE EAT CAROL'S NASTY OL' ASS...
Deb, dear, I stopped watching wrestling when WWE became WWF.

Next.

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#801190 Nov 9, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
<quoted text>
THEN WHY YOU SAY DEBIL "OF THE DEBIL?"
Jes tryin' t'keep ya on ya toesies.

Working so far?
THE DEBIL

Switzerland

#801191 Nov 9, 2012
NOW YOU LAY DOWN AN' LIFT YOU CASSOCK. YOU GOT NO SAY IN THE MATTER ANYMO'.

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