'Twas The Night OF Elections....
And all through the house....
I watched my neighbor take off her blouse
At first I couldn't believe it, but then the erection...
pointed to the direction of my empty wallet..
As the house shook, and shook,
the train rolled past only to derail!
Twas full of liberals on their way to hell;
Now it will take months to get rid of the smell!
Fortunately for Obama the dead can vote too
But we're ready for that, we have the clue;
He voted for Romney but took a wise pass
over the senate and congress.
But for themselves it's all black and blue;
...everyone felt shitty, even the mouse too.
Mom at the whore house
dad smoking crack and
I settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When all of a sudden there was such a clatter
I broke from my piece to see what was the matter..........
and up in the sky did appear...
a Magic Negro led by 8 black panther reindeer .
Down the chimney he went in a great flow of oaths
a rendering crash and a resounding thunderous and echoing fart.
Once the dust cleared, I know in a moment that the f===er had fell.
He handed out condums and contraceptices with ease
and stuffed the stockings with joints and beers
while setting aside a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
They counted their chickens before they hatched
NOW the "lawyers" will ALL be DISPATCHED!
When WE wake up in the morning ...
The libTARDS will have been running ...
in fright ...
Because ROMNEY will have
WON iT! ;-)