Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...
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sonicfilter

Indianapolis, IN

#795697 Nov 5, 2012
Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better.

Today is the final day before the election. During my daily meeting with my campaign staff, they proclaimed themselves confident that I would win all of the states, or at least all of them except for a few particularly irredeemable ones. Nevertheless, there is still a sense of unease. The recent hurricane has distracted from my singular campaign message, which is that wealthy Americans such as myself ought to be paying less in taxes, and that as president I shall make sure that wealth units like myself pay less in taxes, except that I shall also adjust things so that each pays the same amount of taxes as before, and that Italians are coming to this nation to move automotive jobs to China, which I know because even though the automotive companies deny it, I am an expert on what sorts of things ought to be moved to China.

My campaign today will be traveling from Florida to Virginia to Ohio. I was not originally planning to visit Ohio again, as my campaign has decided I do not like them anymore, but I insisted that if I was going to be doing so much traveling to those other states than the least we could do is make a brief stop to visit with Mr. Bus once again.(I hope carrying various foodstuffs for the hurricane-enmoistened commoners did not dent or damage him. I will have that staffer's head, if Mr. Bus has gotten dented or damaged.) Then it is on to New Hampshire for the evening concert with the rocking children.

As for tomorrow, I had planned to spend the better part of tomorrow savoring my victory, but the staff has evidently scheduled still more campaign appearances. Apparently these commoners need constant encouragement if they are to vote for me. When I am president, one of my first actions after adjusting the tax rates for wealthy Americans will be to form a committee to establish the best ways of further discouraging these commoners from voting. To be blunt, their minds are too scattered for it. It requires too many individual campaign events and rallies, and it could all be done far more efficiently by merely allowing only wealth units to vote, then bundling the votes from wealth units into leveraged products that would represent all the other votes. Then financial companies could purchase and sell those packages of votes, which would be quite profitable.(If my past businesses experiences have taught me anything, Mr. Diary, it is that there is very little that cannot be made more profitable by removing commoners from the process.)

I suppose that is neither here nor there for the moment, Mr. Diary. That is all for now; I shall write in you more later. With luck, when next we meet I shall have become the next president of this great, though commoner-riddled, nation.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/05/1156...

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carol

Orlando, FL

#795698 Nov 5, 2012
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
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I don't buy your man made rules, live and let live. You represent the Christian Taliban
That's your right and your business.

But it's not man made rules. It's God's plan for redemption.

"For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it."
Matthew 7:13-14

And shame on you for comparing me and other Christians to the Taliban, Lily.

I really do think liberals are sadly losing their minds.

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carol

Orlando, FL

#795700 Nov 5, 2012
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
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And Mitt said, "quit yer bellyaching and call yer parents"
Actually, no, he didn't.

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#795704 Nov 5, 2012
nanoanomaly wrote:
Why am I not surprised that Obama's criminal cohorts are pulling this crap again?
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/201...
If Romney's side was committing voter fraud like Obama's has he wouldn't be allowed to claim the oval office. That damned race card is getting awfully old.
ACORN never died. It just went underground for the Boy Messiah.

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carol

Orlando, FL

#795705 Nov 5, 2012
Billy Boca Raton Fl wrote:
<quoted text>You really believe thats worse than the leftist loons you represent?
Voting on whether to keep God as part of the verbiage in the Democrat platform at their convention was the most bizarre thing I think I've ever seen.

Half yelling "yes" and the half yelling louder "NO!"

Then Obama says God bless America and a priest comes out and says a prayer at the end.

Absolutely bizarre.

It's why Obama and progressive secularists must lose. It's only going to get worse.

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Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#795711 Nov 5, 2012
Lord Fetch wrote:
<quoted text>The meaning of the name Carol is 'Free man'
"car·ol (krl)
n.
1. A song of praise or joy, especially for Christmas.
2. An old round dance often accompanied by singing.
v. car·oled also car·olled, car·ol·ing also car·ol·ling, car·ols also car·ols
v.intr.
1. To sing in a loud, joyous manner.
2. To go from house to house singing Christmas songs.
v.tr.
1. To celebrate in or as if in song: caroling the victory.
2. To sing loudly and joyously."

ALSO:

"CAROL (1)
GENDER: Feminine & Masculine
USAGE: English
PRONOUNCED: KER-&#601;l, KAR-&#601;l [key]
Meaning & History
Short form of CAROLINE. It was formerly a masculine name, derived from CAROLUS. The name can also be given in reference to the English vocabulary word, which means "song" or "hymn"."

And: Fetch family ancestry: Steppand Fetchit married to Miss Gofer, Farmers.

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KCS

Burbank, CA

#795713 Nov 5, 2012
carol wrote:
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Voting on whether to keep God as part of the verbiage in the Democrat platform at their convention was the most bizarre thing I think I've ever seen.
Half yelling "yes" and the half yelling louder "NO!"
Then Obama says God bless America and a priest comes out and says a prayer at the end.
Absolutely bizarre.
It's why Obama and progressive secularists must lose. It's only going to get worse.
What kind of christian are you?

The kind who bombs churches and kills little girls for the KLAN or like Billy Graham sells out to a cult after years of railing against them

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#795714 Nov 5, 2012
Lord Fetch wrote:
i'm gonna go out and buy three more computers just so i can f*ck with you tards in bulk tomorrow!!!
oh my god this is gonna be great!
Just buy a trash can and crawl in. Once you get to the Waste Dump, no one will mess with you. You are already camouflaged. They can't find you.

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#795715 Nov 5, 2012
GhostofRaygun wrote:
<quoted text> Capitalism is what collapsed the American economy. First the capitalist CEOs sent all the factories to China. Then the capitalist bankers knowingly made bad loans. Then the capitalist Wall St. billionaires sold those bad loans to the world. We can't stand no more capitalism.
There have been two landmark cases in Australia over the past month or so. One against Lehman Bros and another against Standard & Poor's the ratings agency. For falsely packing bs triple AAA products in investment packages. Both decisions went againt those companies to seize any assets within the country. Of course it won't cover the billion$ lost by Church organisations, Charities, local counties , retirement funds etc. But it will open doors for all other countries in Europe and all over the world to start the same case against these Wall St criminals. Their days & the Republican party who have been their lap dogs are numbered. It started with Reagan doing their bidding ending with Bush. Eventually these ppl will get what is coming to them, including four more years of Obama.

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Since: Sep 08

Joliet, Illinois

#795716 Nov 5, 2012
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
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I don't buy your man made rules, live and let live. You represent the Christian Taliban
Dumb dems.

There is NO Christian Taliban. The Taliban is comprised of militant radical Muslims.

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“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#795717 Nov 5, 2012
carol wrote:
While Obama drops by New Jersey between campaigning and has a photo op meeting after Sandy's destruction, this is the reality of New Yorkers - begging Obama for help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =IkwBQRH42J0XX
The Sandy "October surprise" honeymoon is over.
People are suffering - really suffering - and Obama can't be found except at his rallies.
Yeah, let's have four more years of an invisible president and even more incompetence.
Remember the Oil Spill in the Gulf? Remember Benghazi? Remember the Jerk-In-Chief's order to follow the failed Russian strategies in Afghanistan?

This Boy Messiah is great with photo-ops with his shirt sleeves rolled up and unbuttoned shirts. But in the real world, he plays golf, rubs shoulders with Hollywood celebs and sings Al Green on the Letterman Show.

We need a President. We don't have one.

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#795718 Nov 5, 2012
carol wrote:
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You make up everything you post. So liberal-esque.
OK, you want to challenge what i said??

Dems overrode 700 of Romney's vetoes. Look it up.

""Romney vetoed an astounding 844 bills (do the math: that one veto every 1.7 days) passed by the mostly Democratic Massachusetts state legislature, over 700 of which had to be overridden just to pass. And not just by Democrats. Governor Romney's 2006 veto of an increase in the minimum wage was overturned unanimously by both Republicans and Democrats alike. So it is beyond belief in these closing days that Governor Romney is running TV ads and giving stump speeches touting his ability to "work across the aisle" while governor of a state with an "85% Democrat legislature."

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Romney is down by 18 points in MA, where he was Governor.

Couldn't have been a very good Governor if he can't carry his home state.

I can back up what i say, Lorac. You run away from your lies, as Lily, Jean, Tenzing, Leosnana, and even Fred can attest to.

That's why you refuse discussion. Because your simple minded cluelessness can't compete.

You don't even understand what Jesus was about. Evangelicals are extremely naive concerning Christianity. It's a southern thang!!

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Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#795719 Nov 5, 2012
KCS wrote:
<quoted text>What kind of christian are you?
The kind who bombs churches and kills little girls for the KLAN or like Billy Graham sells out to a cult after years of railing against them
Did you leave your spaceship running at the curb? Better get back there before you get a ticket!

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KCS

Burbank, CA

#795720 Nov 5, 2012
glennm69 wrote:
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Dumb dems.
There is NO Christian Taliban. The Taliban is comprised of militant radical Muslims.
Funny, it flew right over your poor useless brain

Since: Sep 10

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#795721 Nov 5, 2012
glennm69 wrote:
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Dumb dems.
There is NO Christian Taliban. The Taliban is comprised of militant radical Muslims.
Hey dummy!!

If your HK45 takes .45ACP ammo, it's another 1911 copy. DUH

The HK45 is merely an upgrade to the USP45, per the HK website!! DUH

"The HK45 was developed as a product improvement of the highly regarded USP45, first released in the 1995. The Caliber .45 ACP HK45 includes several user-inspired enhancements including changeable grip panels (backstraps), a Picatinny MIL-STD-1913 accessory rail, better ergonomics, and more ambidextrous controls."

•HK45 grip-to-slide angle matches Model 1911’s profile

Right from the HK website!! LOL

People as dumb as yourself shouldn't be allowed to own a gun they know nothing about.

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#795722 Nov 5, 2012
carol wrote:
While Obama drops by New Jersey between campaigning and has a photo op meeting after Sandy's destruction, this is the reality of New Yorkers - begging Obama for help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =IkwBQRH42J0XX
The Sandy "October surprise" honeymoon is over.
People are suffering - really suffering - and Obama can't be found except at his rallies.
Yeah, let's have four more years of an invisible president and even more incompetence.
Better than Bush flying over New Orleans in Air Force One, days after the hurricane!!

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#795723 Nov 5, 2012
carol wrote:
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That's your right and your business.
But it's not man made rules. It's God's plan for redemption.
"For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it."
Matthew 7:13-14
And shame on you for comparing me and other Christians to the Taliban, Lily.
I really do think liberals are sadly losing their minds.
Lily is right.

Your hatred is as extreme as the Taliban, any day.

Keep your filthy religion out of politics. America was founded to escape the political oppression you and yours are so eager to spread by passing laws based on dumb religious beliefs.

Just like the Taliban.

That's the problem with religion. It makes everyone feel that God's on their side, when the fact is that there is no God.

But there are Dogs, God spelled backwards.

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#795724 Nov 5, 2012
KCS wrote:
<quoted text>Funny, it flew right over your poor useless brain
Most things do. Glenn is as thought challenged as ol' Mister Ed!!

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Burbank, CA

#795725 Nov 5, 2012
shinningelectr0n wrote:
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Did you leave your spaceship running at the curb? Better get back there before you get a ticket!
Yes flying to planet kolab to find Mitt Romney's taxes

Since: Sep 10

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#795726 Nov 5, 2012
carol wrote:
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The polls in Ohio are tilted toward polling more Democrats by a pretty big margin.
Obama's support in Ohio has diminished by over 200,000 people.
It's pretty much tied even with these facts. Based on election history, incumbents don't win in ties below 50%.
But we shall see.
Tlking thru your fat arse again, eh Lorac??

Prove your 200,000 claim. I proved mine about Romney.

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