Oh, PLEASE you guys that live off of walfare not to work isn't abusing the system? You people that abort babies (killing them) don't have any room to talk about abuse. You people go against the word of God in a lot of ways. By killing a baby, by voting for gay marriage..etc etc.
No, that child will just fine, becuase he will not be on Obama Care, he will be on God's Care.
Yes my slaves, prayers are delayed.
I am busy, Mohammad was having a emotional affair with Jesus. He is jealous of the recently discovered hidden wife.
And there are rumors circulating Joey Greco's 'Cheaters' is featuring this woman. Slaves have no shame.
Satan is booked solid handling Bishop Willard
I am pleased at his progress.
Alas. Satan is my only 'creation' success.
All the rest died.
Really, what is a god to do?
My slaves are rioting, my dilithium crystals have been depleted,
I desperately want another flood but can only afford Global warming. Thor was kind to assist with Sandy on such short notice. "Heck of a job... Thori"
Is it any mystery my name spelled backwards is Dog?
Mom could have done better!
'Sue' would be good.
Omg (dad) this one really makes me mad.
Which one of us do they mean?
I am the youngest, maybe Mohammad but he smells funny and I've repeatedly warned him about the odor of BBQ on his robes.
My problems are many my faithful slaves
Virtually everything I create... Dies!
Zeus is always teasing me, says I need 'The Force' and a more robust training schedule.
Other gods also torment me daily about this.
What do they think, I'm made of savoiurs?
You should see the road apples Pegasus drops <omg>
My Martyrs are busy with their virgins, the virgins have petitioned Aphrodite for a union.
It is chaos here my slaves :(
Toilets are backed up, waiting on Joe the Plummer.
Due to finances planned raptures must be suspended indefinitely.
I had to send the ghost to calm my youthful son down, since his 1st massacre, he has been anxious to return.