Barack Obama, our next President

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"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ...

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RUSH10ME

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dem wrote:
<quoted text>you have a 100 ton masters license you mean?
too bad after 32 years you still cant spell it
Point is ,I quit school in the ninth grade and went to work , saved all I could and bought better equipment , made more money from it and bought more and better equipment , I invested in myself and my own future , my kids taught me how to use this computer , I have to hunt and peck with my left middle finger but they don't , and besides it leaves my ritht middle finger for all you free loaders .
Homer

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TheIndependentMajority wrote:
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Currently NOT... in STATEN ISLAND.
Why isn't the NATIONAL GUARD already there, full force, with TENTS of water, food, and other basic hygiene and warmth supplies??
WORKING CLASS-TAX PAYING FOLKS--in much need of help.
Someone needs to STEP IT UP.
ROMNEY/RYAN 2012!!
REAL LEADERSHIP For ALL of America again-NOT just some!!
I seriously worry for you when Romney loses. Do you have a support system around you? Friends, family?

Dear Rightwingers,

After Romney loses, Homer hereby declares his will be a shoulder you can cry on. Also, once the outcome is declared I will take a brief hiatus from casting any aspersions in your general direction.

If the impossible does happen and Romney were to win, albeit probably due to voter suppression, voter fraud or what have you, Homer will be in a congratulatory mode, again for just a short time.

Sincerely,

Homer
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THE DEBIL wrote:
Hannibal Keisterwitz, aka, "Fred," sat in his apartment with the shades drawn down and the lights off. He didn't really have a choice about the lights, because he lived in a Downy Toilet Paper box in an alley and he really didn't have windows or shades, just a slit cut in the side of the box with a paper towel pasted over it.
Hannibal had stolen an I-pad several weeks ago and every morning he'd take it down to the shelter to charge the batteries. He no longer ate, or bathed, or spoke, he simply would take the machine and charge it, then return to his big box in the alley and type.
For some reason, Fred could no longer relate to other people face to face so this was his sole means of interfacing with the world.
He'd found Topix very early on and had developed relationships there that, in his tortured mind, seemed almost real. It was as if he could be anyone he wanted to be, a successful billionaire, a decorated veteran, anyone, and he had "friends there too. Real friends, people whom he would never see and who would never see him in his box, alone, and frightened, and hungry.
For Fred, his stolen computer was the last link he had with the physical world and as the hunger and the loneliness took hold of him he began to forget there even was a physical world. Fred discovered that the keys of the machine had become sticky. Each time he touched one it would resist when he went to lift a finger to touch the next.
(How's this working for you, Homer? Would you like me to re-plot it?)
BRAVO!
cway

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TheIndependentMajority wrote:
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Currently NOT... in STATEN ISLAND.
Why isn't the NATIONAL GUARD already there, full force, with TENTS of water, food, and other basic hygiene and warmth supplies??
WORKING CLASS-TAX PAYING FOLKS--in much need of help.
Someone needs to STEP IT UP.
ROMNEY/RYAN 2012!!
REAL LEADERSHIP For ALL of America again-NOT just some!!
Stick a fork in Romney, he's done. Despite all the flip-flopping he did while in the frying pan. He's one cooked salmon.
Nobama

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Nov 2, 2012
 
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>You're fkn stuck in 1958 aren't you pal?
only cheats are concerned about verifying their identities.....

Democrats have stolen elections in the past, most notably in 1960.....

was 1958 when you dodged the draft, you muckin futt?......
Homer

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Nobama wrote:
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Homer must be deaf, dumb, and blind....media in PA is saturated with Romney ads.....
and Tom Smith will defeat Senator Bob "Zombie" Casey in a major upset.....
I said 'Romney' ads, there is no mention of him in any of the ads I have seen. Apparently they don't know what to think or say about Romney either, with all the flipflopping.
cway

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Nov 2, 2012
 
Well, it appears Jack Daniels has departed to spend time with his only friend.

Jack Daniels.
Homer

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THE DEBIL wrote:
Hannibal Keisterwitz, aka, "Fred," sat in his apartment with the shades drawn down and the lights off. He didn't really have a choice about the lights, because he lived in a Downy Toilet Paper box in an alley and he really didn't have windows or shades, just a slit cut in the side of the box with a paper towel pasted over it.
Hannibal had stolen an I-pad several weeks ago and every morning he'd take it down to the shelter to charge the batteries. He no longer ate, or bathed, or spoke, he simply would take the machine and charge it, then return to his big box in the alley and type.
For some reason, Fred could no longer relate to other people face to face so this was his sole means of interfacing with the world.
He'd found Topix very early on and had developed relationships there that, in his tortured mind, seemed almost real. It was as if he could be anyone he wanted to be, a successful billionaire, a decorated veteran, anyone, and he had "friends there too. Real friends, people whom he would never see and who would never see him in his box, alone, and frightened, and hungry.
For Fred, his stolen computer was the last link he had with the physical world and as the hunger and the loneliness took hold of him he began to forget there even was a physical world. Fred discovered that the keys of the machine had become sticky. Each time he touched one it would resist when he went to lift a finger to touch the next.
(How's this working for you, Homer? Would you like me to re-plot it?)
It's a good start. Dem, any thoughts on this one?
Nobama

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Homer wrote:
<quoted text>They'll forgive him. Look how they have forgiven Romney. Rightwingers are so desperate they nominated a northern liberal.
Christie may be forgiven if Romney wins....otherwise a Conservative opponent will defeat him in the primary next year....

but maybe the Democrats will nominate Christie for Governor....
Nobama

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Homer wrote:
<quoted text>I'd put is close to 55'
does Homer deny that you need to sign the book when you vote in PA.....and that your signature of record is right there in the book.....
TheIndependentMa jority

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Nobama wrote:
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Christie is finished in politics unless he wants to pull an Arlen Spector......
appearing with Obama was fine, but slobbering him with praise was way over the line.....maybe Christie was suffering from lack of sleep or lack of food.....
too bad, really, but sometimes politicians make fatal errors.....
You need something MUCH more constructive to do.

Start rounding up T/P, Ramen noodles, hot chocolate and MORE granola bars, with tents and generators.

Then get them shipped to Staten Island-STAT.

ROMNEY/RYAN/CHRISTIE et al 2012
Real QUALIFIED Experience, for ALL of America again-NOT just some-NObraina.
Homer

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<quoted text>Point is ,I quit school in the ninth grade and went to work , saved all I could and bought better equipment , made more money from it and bought more and better equipment , I invested in myself and my own future , my kids taught me how to use this computer , I have to hunt and peck with my left middle finger but they don't , and besides it leaves my ritht middle finger for all you free loaders .
'quit school in the ninth grade' Who would have guessed?
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Homer wrote:
<quoted text>I seriously worry for you when Romney loses. Do you have a support system around you? Friends, family?
Dear Rightwingers,
After Romney loses, Homer hereby declares his will be a shoulder you can cry on. Also, once the outcome is declared I will take a brief hiatus from casting any aspersions in your general direction.
If the impossible does happen and Romney were to win, albeit probably due to voter suppression, voter fraud or what have you, Homer will be in a congratulatory mode, again for just a short time.
Sincerely,
Homer
Nah, let's be nasty.

I've got my "HEY REPUGS, WHATSA MATTER? DID YOU CHOKE AGAIN?

AHHHHH HA HA HA HA ready to go.

:)
Homer

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Homer wrote:
<quoted text>It's a good start. Dem, any thoughts on this one?
Actually I take it back, it was an impressive start.

I think once you introduce his priest and the hooker with the heart of gold I'd start shopping for a publisher.
TheIndependentMa jority

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cway wrote:
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Stick a fork in Romney, he's done. Despite all the flip-flopping he did while in the frying pan. He's one cooked salmon.
Why isn't the National Guard ALREADY in WORKING CLASS, Tax Paying Staten Island==Obama shirking on the job--again...still?

ROMNEY/RYAN/CHRISTIE et al!
Leadership and Experience for ALL of America again-not just the occupy ghetto/gutter streeters.
THE DEBIL

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Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Yes.
Next...
Oh, for goodness sakes, it was an example. Does one need to be completely literal to break you of your bad habits? How'd you know that even referred to YOUR children? Answer: you didn't. I simply led you to a point where you drew that conclusion based on what was in your head, not mine. This is how political campaigns work: they supply you with a simple and predictable path by which you will inevitably reach the conclusion they want you to, as I just did. You have a brain, now use it.
Homer

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Nobama wrote:
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does Homer deny that you need to sign the book when you vote in PA.....and that your signature of record is right there in the book.....
I don't deny it. I'm actually a little concerned that the 95 year old poll taker make take issue with me as my signatures do vary slightly at times. Yes, in a lot of ways PA is defintely stuck in the 1950's.
THE DEBIL

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Alternately, you have a vagina and you could use that instead. Either way... It's best if you use both.
Nobama

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Homer wrote:
<quoted text>I said 'Romney' ads, there is no mention of him in any of the ads I have seen. Apparently they don't know what to think or say about Romney either, with all the flipflopping.
KYW TV in Philly had Romney ads this morning....

WHP radio in Harrisburg (biggest station in central PA) has been running Romney ads all day...

plus even more anti-Obama ads, as you note...
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dem wrote:
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thats funny. considering romney has 3.6% chance of that happenng.
nate silver? really?

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