Barack Obama, our next President

[Realtime]

finding wrote:

<quoted text>Maybe Christie will educate the (king want to be )while they are in the air.

Sure__somebody needs to educate Christie about sitting in the center of a helicopter, that fat fk has Marine One listing badly to the right.

[DBWaiter]

My platoon was pinned down in a rat-infested river out in the Delta. The shells were coming in from all around us, so I yelled to my men, "Save yourselves!" I needn't have though, they were all long gone. So there I was all by myself out in the rice paddy. Everything submerged up to my eyes, black mascara running down my cheeks like Tammy Faye at a Loretta Young movie.

Suddenly I felt cold steel in the middle of my back. I dropped my rifle in the mud and slowly rolled over... and there she was, carol.

She was wearing a rice straw conical hat and wet black pajamas that revealed every inch of her emaciated body. A look of hatred and pure triumph on her dirty face. The AK was real as rain though and I could see her finger twitching on the trigger. Something in my eyes must have caused her to forestall killing me, however, or maybe it was the tiny gold crucifix around my neck which glittered in her eyes. Thank God mom had thought to have it set with a small diamond... cause diamonds are certainly a girl's best friend...

[DBWaiter]

Sondra wrote:

<quoted text>It works for Biden.

Not for you or Razor so much though..

[flack]

Realtime wrote:

<quoted text>I was thinking the same thing___I think he's going back to campaigning afterwards. Not sure and the POTUS doesn't make those decisions anyway, he has to have more people around him than one helo can carry, more than two helos could carry.
That whole AF SOG is a fkn huge waste of money__always has been, it's the only reason for Andrews AF Base.

Remember there are always two of everything no matter where he is going.

[DBWaiter]

Deltona, Florida; East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania;
Decatur Alabama; West Babylon, New York; Spring, Texas; You folks have all the intellectual centers of the nation covered, don't you?^5 Patriots!

[flack]

How bout it wrote:

The results came in a groundbreaking scientific poll for WND by the public-opinion research and media consulting company Wenzel Strategies. It was taken Oct. 22-26 and carries a margin of error of plus or minus 3.98 percentage points.
The poll also found 40 percent of Muslims in America believe they should not be judged by U.S. law and the Constitution, but by Shariah standards.
And the big winner among Muslim-Americans in the presidential election is Barack Obama, the poll found. More than 72 percent said they are definitely supporting Obama, and another 8.5 percent are leaning that direction. Only 11 percent are for Romney.
Nearly 55 percent of the American Muslim voters say the U.S. is on the right track, and another 13 percent are uncertain. Virtually all of the respondents (98 percent) are American citizens and 97 percent are registered to vote.
“Almost half of those Muslims surveyed – an astonishing 46 percent – said they believe those Americans who offer criticism or parodies of Islam should face criminal charges,” said pollster Fritz Wenzel in an analysis of the survey’s results.
“Even more shocking: One in eight respondents said they think those Americans who criticize or parody Islam should face the death penalty, while another nine percent said they were unsure on the question,” he said.

Here comes your future boys and girls. Won't be no need of worry about gay rights. They will shot you in the head.m Won;t be no need of worry about women's rights. You will be no more than cattle.

[carol]

Peppy wrote:

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Well yeah there was Clinton, er no....how about Rangel? Uhm check that......I know, Edwards...nope not him either....let me get back to you Carol, I think Henry Clay did.

Maybe Homer's still doing research and will get back to us on this.

[flack]

Off to WallyWorld. BRB.

[Sondra]

Homer wrote:

What's the latest jackwagons? Obama doing that presidential thing, Romney is full envy mode?
Paul Ryan afraid to debate the Democrat that is after his seat?

Let me answer for you:
Obama doing that presidential thing?
There's a first time for everything.

Romney is full envy mode?
Romney as a real world business person is used to competition. Obama not so much, which is why he is not usually asked tough questions and has visible sneer when he dislikes anyone.

Paul Ryan afraid to debate the Democrat that is after his seat? Maybe he feels it is a waste of time, because the Democrat challenger will borrow and play a recording of Biden's maniacal laughter or that of another psychiatric patient.

[dem]

DBWaiter wrote:

<quoted text>
Ask him to show you his penis, after 35 years that'll probably take some pressure off the rest of us?

LOL!

[Sondra]

DBWaiter wrote:

Deltona, Florida; East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania;
Decatur Alabama; West Babylon, New York; Spring, Texas; You folks have all the intellectual centers of the nation covered, don't you?^5 Patriots!

Says Location hidden.

[dem]

flack wrote:

<quoted text> Here comes your future boys and girls. Won't be no need of worry about gay rights. They will shot you in the head.m Won;t be no need of worry about women's rights. You will be no more than cattle.

geez this guy finally gets something right (sandy) and hes back to being nostradumbass..

[dem]

flack wrote:

Off to WallyWorld. BRB.

okay, chevy...

[DBWaiter]

Anyways, carol, or Li Trong as she was known back then, collapsed unconscious before she could shoot me. I held her head underwater but then, when I realized she was a woman I thought better of it. I dragged her up on the bank and took off her wet clothes and had my way with her first anally, but that wasn't nearly as much fun as I thought it woulod be so I rolled her over and plunged in.

Her eyes fluttered open then and I could tell she was having a good time like the other girls I'd known in the Biblical sense since this crazy war had started. Anyways, that's the last I ever saw of her until one day I got a letter, "YANKEE IMPERIALIST DOG! YOU DIE NOW!!!" It was signed, carol, so I searched the internet and finally found her here. Boy was she ever surprised.

I guess time heals all wounds and I discovered we had a daughter together. "Carol" had named her after me, "YANKEE IMPERIALIST PIGG, or, Piglet for short," and once I'd gotten over the shock of it I began fortifying my home since I knew she was coming to kill me. It's been like this ever since. I haven't been out of the compound in years.

I miss our time together, but, you can't go back...

[dem]

carol wrote:

<quoted text>
Maybe Homer's still doing research and will get back to us on this.

nobody wants to discuss the real issues, like the hurricane, and obamas upcoming victory...

[fetch almighty]

Homer wrote:

What's the latest jackwagons? Obama doing that presidential thing, Romney is full envy mode?
Paul Ryan afraid to debate the Democrat that is after his seat?

Rob Zerban is a nut. He is a trained chef-all kidding aside-he just can't cook up a win. He gives us this song and dance how he was so poor and how he used the government to get to where he is. He will not be elected. In case you didn't know we can vote a straight Republican ticket in Wisconsin. That is what happened in 2010 and that is what is going to happen again. What few democrats we left in government in 2010 will be gone this time around, right down to the local levels. Wisconsin is going RED.

[dem]

Sondra wrote:

<quoted text>Says Location hidden.

says the chick with a dk named nostrilfuckface.

[Alloramadai]

flack wrote:

<quoted text> So you pay more for the same product because you don't like WalMart? I hope you don't run a business. What is a living wage? It is not the responsibility of a business to give employees anything but the pay they agreed to work for.

Don't run a business. I do support Mom and Pop stores and will shop them first over any Walmart.

[carol]

ChromiuMan wrote:

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During the housing bubble, many people upgraded by selling their over-valued homes and putting large down payments on mortgages they still couldn't afford - especially after mid 2007 as unemployment climbed. The housing crisis wasn't caused by government mandated loans - and yes, Freddie and Fannie guarantees encouraged bad mortgages, but didn't cause them. Dig deeper.

I agree. People were buying homes they knew they couldn't afford that were grossly overpriced and happily signed on the dotted line when banks offered them a deal they couldn't refuse - until three or four years later when their mortgage payment doubled.

Unbelievably stupid.

Which is why we kept renting after selling our home until sanity returned to the housing market.

Thing is, we started liking not having to worry about repairs and appliances breaking down and yard work. We're still happy renters.

But, like you, I blame people who couldn't even figure out what they could and could not afford.

It certainly wasn't Bush's fault any way you look at it.

[dem]

Razors Edge wrote:

<quoted text>
So sorry you are not allowed to join in the Festivities
Halloween,Not treats for kids at your home etc..you know
the new rules re Child Molesters,in particular those who
were convicted????

as a matter of fact i dont know anything about the parole restrictions on child molesters, but i'll take your word on it mr. sandusky.