Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story
TheIndependentMa jority

Nancy, KY

#791893 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>We definitely need a 'completely insane' judgit icon, maybe a screw thru a skull? A six pack with a couple cans missing?
I've thought that a few times myself Homer :-).

One that sayz "Flipping ignorant" or something lol.
cway

United States

#791894 Nov 2, 2012
TheIndependentMajority wrote:
<quoted text>
Your Lord Satan called---said he was waiting for ya--next to the coffer machine.....said yew! had some karma penances for life to do---for acting like a vulgar POS and aggravating the actually good people.
Hello, Retardican Party? Satan speaking.

Party at the Hell Hole at midnight. Be sure to bring chickens and lots of virgins.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#791896 Nov 2, 2012
As the screen glowed in front of him, Fred suddenly remembered his own "real" family. His wife had died five years ago and that was the last straw. Fred had drifted off into the ether then and there was no drawing him back.

His son, Ted, and his daughter, Martha, had tried, but they had no skills. They'd been raised in a world that reviled weakness; it assumed a sort of Darwinian Capitalism where only the strong survived, so when their father fell ill they reached out... but only a little. If God intended him to survive perhaps he would? They'd done all they could do, in the truest sense of the phrase. They couldn't see how it mattered, and, most of all, they couldn't see their role in any of it.

So now their father lived in a box in an alley, and neither Martha nor Ted gave the slightest thought to it after the initial angst that their friends might see them, taking care of this husk of a man who had lost his moorings, lost his mind.
Florida

Tampa, FL

#791897 Nov 2, 2012
cway wrote:
<quoted text>
If the GOP had to run on the truth, they'd be finished.
For every good reason you lie and makeup lame excuses, Florida has a better reason to tell the truth... you retard... What is obama hiding?
-
$5 Million dollars to a charity of obama's choice or a storm crisis center to help victims from the storm, if obama releases his sealed records.. How simple is that loser?
-
Why is obama a sellout?
-
Why are you a moron?
-
It's the culture...
Carter

Pompano Beach, FL

#791898 Nov 2, 2012
Lily Boca Raton FL wrote:
<quoted text>
Romney Pitches In To Repair Thousands Of Downed Romney-Ryan Lawn Signs
MANTOLOKING, NJ—Saying he had been deeply shaken by the extent of Hurricane Sandy’s destruction, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney visited the storm-battered mid-Atlantic coast Thursday to help victims repair and re-erect thousands of downed Romney-Ryan campaign signs.“I’ve toured up and down the coastline, and I can tell you that the level of damage to campaign signage is unimaginable,” said the visibly concerned candidate, wading through calf-high water and debris to place a tattered “Romney: Believe In America” sign back in the window of a flooded house.“The high winds and storm surge absolutely devastated the signs in their path, and sadly, a number were even washed out to sea. But my team and I will do everything we can to make sure these lawn signs receive the care they need and get back on their legs as soon as possible.” Staffers confirmed the GOP candidate had also donated 10,000 Romney-Ryan baseball caps to families left homeless by the storm.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-pitch...
Many people believe ridiculous comic posts such as this are emblamatic of your secret sexual fantasies of desire for Mitt Romney. I agree.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#791899 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>We could interject Jane Says here, flying in on her broomstick doing a clean sweep of the alley, tossing the homeless and one defrocked priest out onto the street where Fred and he could meet face to face for the first time. Just a thought, Homer doesn't want to step on any toes. You are doing a fine job without me.
No, no, Homer, you started all this, you have ultimate control over how it ends. It shall be as you wish, with only a few changes to maintain tone.
LION

United States

#791900 Nov 2, 2012
Florida wrote:
<quoted text>For every good reason you lie and makeup lame excuses, Florida has a better reason to tell the truth... you retard... What is obama hiding?
-
$5 Million dollars to a charity of obama's choice or a storm crisis center to help victims from the storm, if obama releases his sealed records.. How simple is that loser?
-
Why is obama a sellout?
-
Why are you a moron?
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It's the culture...
You are partly right. However, it does not change the fact that you feel infieor to whites.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#791901 Nov 2, 2012
This is a morass, however, Homer. You've begun something that may end with Fred feeling very badly. Are you sure that's what you want for him? I am dispassionate in these matters and will do as you say... much like Pilate with Jesus. On the other hand if they do make a movie out of it I'll split the credits with you and dem?
TheWinnuhoftheIg noicon

Nancy, KY

#791902 Nov 2, 2012
FIRE THE GOP wrote:
LOL
HA HA HA!
hey right winger dumbbbbffffcccckkksssssss!
Gather round:
Look at this clown!
Christy in 2016?
What about Mitt Romney and his little dog Eddie Munster?
Conceding that Mitt is a loser?
LOVE IT!
right winger trash!
THEY KNOW AMERICA IS FOR OBAMA!
so good. Obama can't lose, even this dumb schittt knows that!
So in closing: fffffck you! gfy! f u ok?
<quoted text>
Yew'z duh winnuh of the new "totally insance and/or flippin ognorant" button we'ze gonna create !!!!

HAW-YEE

FWEEDUHM checks fer everone--line up in front of duh velveteen obammy poster! FireDUHGOP will ne duh one in duh vey front of duh line-- redistributing and robbinghooticing--everone elses TAX PAYERS dolluhs!!

FO mo' days--toll NO MO' oblahblhablah phat crayon CAMPAINING!

Thank (as the woman in STATEN ISLAND-said "and I yes I say the words")Thank GOD!(bless her heart--someone in TRUE devastion, still able to have teh graciousness to do so!!

ROMNEY/RYAN/CHRISTIE et al 2012!!
REAL LEADERSHIP FOR All of America again-NOT just some!!
FIRE THE GOP

Lillington, NC

#791903 Nov 2, 2012
Hey simpleton!

OUR PRESIDENT, OBAMA, HE DEALS IN BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS!!!!!

millions?

He can get millions off your street walking hoooooker mother anytime!

(Grades? Try HARVARD HONORS GRADUATE! DCK HEAD!
Florida wrote:
<quoted text>For every good reason you lie and makeup lame excuses, Florida has a better reason to tell the truth... you retard... What is obama hiding?
-
$5 Million dollars to a charity of obama's choice or a storm crisis center to help victims from the storm, if obama releases his sealed records.. How simple is that loser?
-
Why is obama a sellout?
-
Why are you a moron?
-
It's the culture...
Homer

Effort, PA

#791904 Nov 2, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
As the screen glowed in front of him, Fred suddenly remembered his own "real" family. His wife had died five years ago and that was the last straw. Fred had drifted off into the ether then and there was no drawing him back.
His son, Ted, and his daughter, Martha, had tried, but they had no skills. They'd been raised in a world that reviled weakness; it assumed a sort of Darwinian Capitalism where only the strong survived, so when their father fell ill they reached out... but only a little. If God intended him to survive perhaps he would? They'd done all they could do, in the truest sense of the phrase. They couldn't see how it mattered, and, most of all, they couldn't see their role in any of it.
So now their father lived in a box in an alley, and neither Martha nor Ted gave the slightest thought to it after the initial angst that their friends might see them, taking care of this husk of a man who had lost his moorings, lost his mind.
'Fred had drifted off into the ether then and there was no drawing him back.'

'...taking care of this husk of a man who had lost his moorings, lost his mind.'

CLASSIC
dem

Chicago, IL

#791906 Nov 2, 2012
Florida wrote:
<quoted text>For every good reason you lie and makeup lame excuses, Florida has a better reason to tell the truth... you retard... What is obama hiding?
-
$5 Million dollars to a charity of obama's choice or a storm crisis center to help victims from the storm, if obama releases his sealed records.. How simple is that loser?
-
Why is obama a sellout?
-
Why are you a moron?
-
It's the culture...
evening, semenhole
TheIndepenedentM ajority

Nancy, KY

#791907 Nov 2, 2012
cway wrote:
<quoted text>
Hello, Retardican Party? Satan speaking.
Party at the Hell Hole at midnight. Be sure to bring chickens and lots of virgins.
Wrong number-you need to dial-

1-OWS-ers4Yewz.

Tell duh actually, realllly gooduh angels sent ya lol.
(and to leave the chicken alone-ya stone age freaks!)
dem

Chicago, IL

#791908 Nov 2, 2012
i hope you tea bag idiots are happy?
fox news killed carol!
Homer

Effort, PA

#791909 Nov 2, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
This is a morass, however, Homer. You've begun something that may end with Fred feeling very badly. Are you sure that's what you want for him? I am dispassionate in these matters and will do as you say... much like Pilate with Jesus. On the other hand if they do make a movie out of it I'll split the credits with you and dem?
Well you could just make it all into a dream at the end with him back waking up at his desk at his insurance firm or something like that. Maybe a little cliche but in the end everyone's usually happy.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#791910 Nov 2, 2012
Carol will be back in just a minute. She has a role to play. It's best not to call up the Debil... hahahahahahahahahahah...
TheIndepenedentM ajority

Nancy, KY

#791911 Nov 2, 2012
Florida wrote:
<quoted text>For every good reason you lie and makeup lame excuses, Florida has a better reason to tell the truth... you retard... What is obama hiding?
-
$5 Million dollars to a charity of obama's choice or a storm crisis center to help victims from the storm, if obama releases his sealed records.. How simple is that loser?
-
Why is obama a sellout?
-
Why are you a moron?
-
It's the culture...
Sad thing is-- they sure actually NEED it-just for basic recovery even--in the North East right now too!!

ROMNEY/RYAN/CHRISTIE et al2012!
EXPERIENCE, Energy Independence and JOBs FOR All of America again!
finding

Brookland, AR

#791912 Nov 2, 2012
abbynormall wrote:
<quoted text>
In actuality, they are getting it BACK for the Americans.
Yes four more days until we can get it back.
dem

Chicago, IL

#791913 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>Well you could just make it all into a dream at the end with him back waking up at his desk at his insurance firm or something like that. Maybe a little cliche but in the end everyone's usually happy.
i disagree. this is halloween season and we need blood and gore.

and sex with freds daughter sprinkled in.
SHADOW

Boerne, TX

#791914 Nov 2, 2012
dem wrote:
Obama at 80.9% chance to get 270 electoral votes.
currently projected to get 303
Romney at 96.7% chance to get 303 electoral votes.
See how easy that was dumb dem?

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