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Nobama

Allentown, PA

#791831 Nov 2, 2012
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>You're fkn stuck in 1958 aren't you pal?
only cheats are concerned about verifying their identities.....

Democrats have stolen elections in the past, most notably in 1960.....

was 1958 when you dodged the draft, you muckin futt?......
Homer

Effort, PA

#791832 Nov 2, 2012
Nobama wrote:
<quoted text>
Homer must be deaf, dumb, and blind....media in PA is saturated with Romney ads.....
and Tom Smith will defeat Senator Bob "Zombie" Casey in a major upset.....
I said 'Romney' ads, there is no mention of him in any of the ads I have seen. Apparently they don't know what to think or say about Romney either, with all the flipflopping.
cway

United States

#791834 Nov 2, 2012
Well, it appears Jack Daniels has departed to spend time with his only friend.

Jack Daniels.
Homer

Effort, PA

#791835 Nov 2, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
Hannibal Keisterwitz, aka, "Fred," sat in his apartment with the shades drawn down and the lights off. He didn't really have a choice about the lights, because he lived in a Downy Toilet Paper box in an alley and he really didn't have windows or shades, just a slit cut in the side of the box with a paper towel pasted over it.
Hannibal had stolen an I-pad several weeks ago and every morning he'd take it down to the shelter to charge the batteries. He no longer ate, or bathed, or spoke, he simply would take the machine and charge it, then return to his big box in the alley and type.
For some reason, Fred could no longer relate to other people face to face so this was his sole means of interfacing with the world.
He'd found Topix very early on and had developed relationships there that, in his tortured mind, seemed almost real. It was as if he could be anyone he wanted to be, a successful billionaire, a decorated veteran, anyone, and he had "friends there too. Real friends, people whom he would never see and who would never see him in his box, alone, and frightened, and hungry.
For Fred, his stolen computer was the last link he had with the physical world and as the hunger and the loneliness took hold of him he began to forget there even was a physical world. Fred discovered that the keys of the machine had become sticky. Each time he touched one it would resist when he went to lift a finger to touch the next.
(How's this working for you, Homer? Would you like me to re-plot it?)
It's a good start. Dem, any thoughts on this one?
Nobama

Allentown, PA

#791836 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>They'll forgive him. Look how they have forgiven Romney. Rightwingers are so desperate they nominated a northern liberal.
Christie may be forgiven if Romney wins....otherwise a Conservative opponent will defeat him in the primary next year....

but maybe the Democrats will nominate Christie for Governor....
Nobama

Allentown, PA

#791837 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>I'd put is close to 55'
does Homer deny that you need to sign the book when you vote in PA.....and that your signature of record is right there in the book.....
TheIndependentMa jority

Nancy, KY

#791838 Nov 2, 2012
Nobama wrote:
<quoted text>
Christie is finished in politics unless he wants to pull an Arlen Spector......
appearing with Obama was fine, but slobbering him with praise was way over the line.....maybe Christie was suffering from lack of sleep or lack of food.....
too bad, really, but sometimes politicians make fatal errors.....
You need something MUCH more constructive to do.

Start rounding up T/P, Ramen noodles, hot chocolate and MORE granola bars, with tents and generators.

Then get them shipped to Staten Island-STAT.

ROMNEY/RYAN/CHRISTIE et al 2012
Real QUALIFIED Experience, for ALL of America again-NOT just some-NObraina.
Homer

Effort, PA

#791839 Nov 2, 2012
RUSH10ME wrote:
<quoted text>Point is ,I quit school in the ninth grade and went to work , saved all I could and bought better equipment , made more money from it and bought more and better equipment , I invested in myself and my own future , my kids taught me how to use this computer , I have to hunt and peck with my left middle finger but they don't , and besides it leaves my ritht middle finger for all you free loaders .
'quit school in the ninth grade' Who would have guessed?
cway

United States

#791840 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>I seriously worry for you when Romney loses. Do you have a support system around you? Friends, family?
Dear Rightwingers,
After Romney loses, Homer hereby declares his will be a shoulder you can cry on. Also, once the outcome is declared I will take a brief hiatus from casting any aspersions in your general direction.
If the impossible does happen and Romney were to win, albeit probably due to voter suppression, voter fraud or what have you, Homer will be in a congratulatory mode, again for just a short time.
Sincerely,
Homer
Nah, let's be nasty.

I've got my "HEY REPUGS, WHATSA MATTER? DID YOU CHOKE AGAIN?

AHHHHH HA HA HA HA ready to go.

:)
Homer

Effort, PA

#791841 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>It's a good start. Dem, any thoughts on this one?
Actually I take it back, it was an impressive start.

I think once you introduce his priest and the hooker with the heart of gold I'd start shopping for a publisher.
TheIndependentMa jority

Nancy, KY

#791842 Nov 2, 2012
cway wrote:
<quoted text>
Stick a fork in Romney, he's done. Despite all the flip-flopping he did while in the frying pan. He's one cooked salmon.
Why isn't the National Guard ALREADY in WORKING CLASS, Tax Paying Staten Island==Obama shirking on the job--again...still?

ROMNEY/RYAN/CHRISTIE et al!
Leadership and Experience for ALL of America again-not just the occupy ghetto/gutter streeters.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#791843 Nov 2, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Yes.
Next...
Oh, for goodness sakes, it was an example. Does one need to be completely literal to break you of your bad habits? How'd you know that even referred to YOUR children? Answer: you didn't. I simply led you to a point where you drew that conclusion based on what was in your head, not mine. This is how political campaigns work: they supply you with a simple and predictable path by which you will inevitably reach the conclusion they want you to, as I just did. You have a brain, now use it.
Homer

Effort, PA

#791844 Nov 2, 2012
Nobama wrote:
<quoted text>
does Homer deny that you need to sign the book when you vote in PA.....and that your signature of record is right there in the book.....
I don't deny it. I'm actually a little concerned that the 95 year old poll taker make take issue with me as my signatures do vary slightly at times. Yes, in a lot of ways PA is defintely stuck in the 1950's.
THE DEBIL

Paris, France

#791845 Nov 2, 2012
Alternately, you have a vagina and you could use that instead. Either way... It's best if you use both.
Nobama

Allentown, PA

#791846 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>I said 'Romney' ads, there is no mention of him in any of the ads I have seen. Apparently they don't know what to think or say about Romney either, with all the flipflopping.
KYW TV in Philly had Romney ads this morning....

WHP radio in Harrisburg (biggest station in central PA) has been running Romney ads all day...

plus even more anti-Obama ads, as you note...
fred

Milford, CT

#791847 Nov 2, 2012
dem wrote:
<quoted text>
thats funny. considering romney has 3.6% chance of that happenng.
nate silver? really?
dem

Chicago, IL

#791848 Nov 2, 2012
RUSH10ME wrote:
<quoted text>Point is ,I quit school in the ninth grade and went to work , saved all I could and bought better equipment , made more money from it and bought more and better equipment , I invested in myself and my own future , my kids taught me how to use this computer , I have to hunt and peck with my left middle finger but they don't , and besides it leaves my ritht middle finger for all you free loaders .
quite admirable, admiral.
get it?
what makes you come to topix and call people that vote democrat "free loaders". if its just for fun i understand. its the seriously dumb baggers im concerned with.
and by all indications you seem like an idiot, that happens to work hard at it.

i work with a guy who's an engineer with six years of college that stills spells engineer wrong in memos.
dem

Chicago, IL

#791849 Nov 2, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>'quit school in the ninth grade' Who would have guessed?
thatta boy, knocked that one out of the park!
Nobama

Allentown, PA

#791850 Nov 2, 2012
TheIndependentMajority wrote:
<quoted text>
You need something MUCH more constructive to do.
Start rounding up T/P, Ramen noodles, hot chocolate and MORE granola bars, with tents and generators.
Then get them shipped to Staten Island-STAT.
ROMNEY/RYAN/CHRISTIE et al 2012
Real QUALIFIED Experience, for ALL of America again-NOT just some-NObraina.
liked Christie very much, but consorting with the enemy in the heat of battle is unforgivable....
Realtime

Deltona, FL

#791851 Nov 2, 2012
Nobama wrote:
<quoted text>
yeah, the United Mine Worker's Union has always been a rightwing organization......
coal mining is a way of life in Western PA, not just a job.....coal miners have zero interest in being retrained for "green" jobs....
Western PA? Bituminous? Barnes and Tucker? Way of life?

WTF you talking about dummy? You really are locked into the fifties aren't you?

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