Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story
THE DEBIL

Brossard, Canada

#791426 Nov 2, 2012
K, WHO NEXT? STEP RIGHT UP AN' HAVE YOU MIND WASHED... DO IT NOW!!!
Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#791427 Nov 2, 2012
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
Here is the site.
http://m.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzr...
No sense of humor or complete lack of understanding?
They don't read The New Yorker! Come on now!!

She will now say its a communist socialist Marxist publication! Oh, and elitist too

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#791428 Nov 2, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Abby, this is so spot-on, I wanna cry, all except for the 'food' part: if the mopes who didn't prep for this well-known and widespread emergency are hungry now, they need to go out and kill 'em some dinner. The 'gubmint' ain't gonna do SHIT for them. And rightly so. The National Weather Service did everything 'gubmintly' necessary, 10 days ago, when it forecasted the storm.
JMO
Better watch they gonna take your union card.

“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”

Since: Jul 08

When's dawn?

#791429 Nov 2, 2012
THE DEBIL wrote:
DEBIL GET DISTRACTED BY LEO'S LOVELY MILK-FILLED BREASTS... BUT HE CONCENTRATIN' AS HARD AS HE CAN... FORTUNATELY THAT PRETTY HARD... SO, TELL DEBIL, HONEY, WHAT CAN HE DO FO' YOU TODAY? HE SOMEWHAT LIMITED BY THE MEDIUM BUT HE DO HIS BES' TO CATER TO YOU EVERY NEED... AN' DON' SAY YOU WANT HIM TO GO OUT AND BUY DIAPERS CAUSE HE HEARD THIS ALREADY.
No, diaper connection pretty much covered for the afternoon at least. My concentration's shot to hell, so I'll just flitter in and out looking for a laugh before these loons kill the buzz in their ham-handed, Lady Malaprop way.

Since: Feb 08

Spokane, WA

#791430 Nov 2, 2012
flack wrote:
<quoted text> Yes Easy His father had several wives,including his mom, at the same time. Funny how they never bring that up.
"flack"
Better check with "silly" she says it is a lie.
Peace

“What goes around, comes around”

Since: Sep 08

Ocala, FL

#791431 Nov 2, 2012
Lily Boca Raton FL wrote:
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I have just one thing to say:
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/2592...
I agree that you have only that one thing to say. Everything you post is that, but didn't know you would admit it. Thanks.

“Gobble, gobble”

Since: Oct 12

Cuckoo's Nest, PA

#791432 Nov 2, 2012
Democrats are acting as Democrats. Utility company employees left the idiots. Hahahaha!!!

Utility workers pelted with eggs after Bridgeport, Conn. mayor blasts provider

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/02/bridgepo...
THE DEBIL

Brossard, Canada

#791433 Nov 2, 2012
lilmomday wrote:
<quoted text>
You jackass racist liars can all go home to hell, where you belong...
Thanks for confirming your not so intelligent side.
Am I really a racist liar because I'm not voting for Obama? Please enlighten me.
UM, YUP. ENLIGHTENED NOW?
Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#791435 Nov 2, 2012
EasyEed wrote:
<quoted text>
"real dumb"
Way to go!!!! You are admitting that the BULLMANURE you post has little if any effect, 95% of the 600 posters who offer a response laugh at you. If you were honest the real translation would be there are only a few idiots on this thread that buy the crap you so ineffectively try to spew.
Peace
KMA
Dial 1 800-whogivesafuck

“What goes around, comes around”

Since: Sep 08

Ocala, FL

#791436 Nov 2, 2012
RealDave wrote:
<quoted text>
They lived there. They didn't hide there.
So, to rephrase his question, did they live in in Kenya to practice polygamy, or were they just sleeping around?

“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”

Since: Jul 08

When's dawn?

#791437 Nov 2, 2012
lilmomday wrote:
<quoted text>
Last I checked Romney's grandfather wasn't running for president.
But somehow you checked and Obama's father was? Sheeeeeeeeeat on a splinter, but the last few of you "new" hydra-headed dentheads are some dumb somabeeches...
THE DEBIL

UK

#791438 Nov 2, 2012
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>No, diaper connection pretty much covered for the afternoon at least. My concentration's shot to hell, so I'll just flitter in and out looking for a laugh before these loons kill the buzz in their ham-handed, Lady Malaprop way.
YOU STILL LOVE THE DEBIL, DON' YOU... HE MEAN IN A SISTERLY FASHION OF COURSE...

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#791440 Nov 2, 2012
flack wrote:
<quoted text> Better watch they gonna take your union card.
Never had one, and ain't skeered...

:)
Mile

UK

#791441 Nov 2, 2012
Go back to HELL, you evil creature, your mother must be very proud of you! AND leave me alone!
downhill246

Boca Raton, FL

#791442 Nov 2, 2012
cway wrote:
<quoted text>
You're citing the tiny exception to the rule, not the mainstream reality.
There are over 1,000,000 abortions performed each year, and we're not including mothers who have children they don't want.
42,852 adoptions is a drop in the bucket.
Nice try, Mr. GOP Fuzzy Math.
Fuzzy math?
You said pro lifers don't care about children after they are born and then you say one million abortions far outnumber 42,000 adoptions. I don't believe there is a market to adopt aborted fetuses, do you? I pointed out that pro choice Planned Parenthood is more concerned about aborting the unborn than they are about placing children up for adoption. Let's just say you got carried away with psycho babble and leave it at that.
Lily Boca Raton Fl

Boca Raton, FL

#791443 Nov 2, 2012
kuda wrote:
<quoted text>
Be sure to read the comments. They’re as funny as the vid...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =0sgVb5ittyUXX&feature=rel ated
Ugh, he probably likes to be spanked while wearing a diaper

Since: May 11

Loysville, PA

#791446 Nov 2, 2012
EasyEed wrote:
<quoted text>
"real dumb"
Please correct "silly" she does not believe that president nobama's dad and grand dad practiced polygama and sleeping around. Glad you are boy enough to accept the facts.
Peace
KMA
Obama's father was married in Kenya when he came to the US & married Omama's mother here. I don't know if his father remarried or what when he returned to Kenya. If not, then although it is polygamy is not like they all lived together & functioned together as a family.

His grandfather did have multiple wives as permitted by the Luos.

Barack Obama never had much to do with that side of the family & was raised by his mother' & her parents.

I like to remind you right whiners about Romney's grandfather because he fled to Mexico to avoid the law & then snuck back in.

And to bug the religious right who do not think that a Mormon is a Christian. Many call it a cult.

Mitt seems to celebrate his grandfather's history. Should he?
LOL

Sparta, NJ

#791447 Nov 2, 2012
Maybe all those folks in Staten Island could do as prezzy mofo says and stuff algae into their gas tanks and generators to keep going. Large rubber bands can generate enough power to light ... nuthin' ... and wind power can do about the same. LOL
LOL

Sparta, NJ

#791448 Nov 2, 2012
... and people will vote to retain that buffoon on Tuesday. LOL
Florida

Tampa, FL

#791449 Nov 2, 2012
Lily Boca Raton Fl wrote:
<quoted text>
Dial 1 800-whogivesafuck
West Palm Beach woman files lawsuit against democratic elections supervisor
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http://www.wpbf.com/news/politics/West-Palm-B...
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Palm Beach County Boca Raton a total...fuckup...when it comes elections...
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Incorrect voting ballots, missing election amendments, absentee ballots never got mailed out, certified stupid and fraud....
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Certified all idiots in Palm Beach county for years...
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It's the culture...

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