Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story
Monica LouWinski

Edison, NJ

#789441 Oct 31, 2012
DBWaiter wrote:
Oh, my, what fun! I like this stuff almost as much as New Yawk's poop jokes.... um...
SANDY BLEW!
WILLARD DID TOO!
HAVE HIM MAKE YOUR LUNCH FOR YOU!
Oh! Oh! Where's the poem about me and Bill???

Quick, what rhymes with blue dress other than what a mess? Or how about:

Clinton cared more about Gennifer Flowers
Than the Twin Towers!
Razors Edge

Oak Lawn, IL

#789442 Oct 31, 2012
DBWaiter wrote:
Hey, Razor,^5 Patriot! What's this I hear about you drinking English cow sperm? Was this a publicity stunt? Fill me in.
Dem...GFY!!!
Monica LouWinski

Edison, NJ

#789444 Oct 31, 2012
flack wrote:
<quoted text> That Presidential Library is going to be one big echo chamber.
No, Obama plans to redistribute from the other Presidential Libraries the way his administration rewrites history. For example, there will be paintings of Obama crossing the Delaware and charging up San Juan Hill. They'll show him in the Oval Office pondering the Cuban Missle Crisis. All will have him airbrushed in like the Bin Laden photo. For all those conspiracy theorists, there will even be one of Obama's first step on the moon in 1969. The main attraction will be all the date night ticket stubs and photo's with celebrities. Pimp with a Limp will be a whole wing.

Obama's just having a tough time deciding if the library should be Vegas or in his hometown in Kenya.
Realtime

Deltona, FL

#789445 Oct 31, 2012
flack wrote:
<quoted text> Why didn't Obama just fly up there on the helicopter? It's not that far and it was flying there anyway. He is just in love with the big plane. Or am I wrong?
I was thinking the same thing___I think he's going back to campaigning afterwards. Not sure and the POTUS doesn't make those decisions anyway, he has to have more people around him than one helo can carry, more than two helos could carry.

That whole AF SOG is a fkn huge waste of money__always has been, it's the only reason for Andrews AF Base.
Sondra

Edison, NJ

#789446 Oct 31, 2012
DBWaiter wrote:
Hey, Razor,^5 Patriot! What's this I hear about you drinking English cow sperm? Was this a publicity stunt? Fill me in.
It works for Biden.

“Bill Clinton could have ”

Since: May 10

Prevented this

#789447 Oct 31, 2012
Sondra wrote:
<quoted text>Do you think that Biden, the only old white guy that Leosanna doesn't hate, could step up to be President?
Imagine the red phone ringing at 3 a.m.
The good news is Biden is already up to answer it because he went to bed at 8pm.
The bad news is they're telling him Iran launched nukes at Israel, and Biden starts talking about all the soldiers he's known who have served in Iraq and Iran:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/...
My husband showed me this:


This is why the country is in trouble. These libs don't have a clue.
Homer

Effort, PA

#789448 Oct 31, 2012
What's the latest jackwagons? Obama doing that presidential thing, Romney is full envy mode?

Paul Ryan afraid to debate the Democrat that is after his seat?
How bout it

Huntsville, AL

#789449 Oct 31, 2012
The results came in a groundbreaking scientific poll for WND by the public-opinion research and media consulting company Wenzel Strategies. It was taken Oct. 22-26 and carries a margin of error of plus or minus 3.98 percentage points.

The poll also found 40 percent of Muslims in America believe they should not be judged by U.S. law and the Constitution, but by Shariah standards.

And the big winner among Muslim-Americans in the presidential election is Barack Obama, the poll found. More than 72 percent said they are definitely supporting Obama, and another 8.5 percent are leaning that direction. Only 11 percent are for Romney.

Nearly 55 percent of the American Muslim voters say the U.S. is on the right track, and another 13 percent are uncertain. Virtually all of the respondents (98 percent) are American citizens and 97 percent are registered to vote.

“Almost half of those Muslims surveyed – an astonishing 46 percent – said they believe those Americans who offer criticism or parodies of Islam should face criminal charges,” said pollster Fritz Wenzel in an analysis of the survey’s results.

“Even more shocking: One in eight respondents said they think those Americans who criticize or parody Islam should face the death penalty, while another nine percent said they were unsure on the question,” he said.
Realtime

Deltona, FL

#789450 Oct 31, 2012
finding wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe Christie will educate the (king want to be )while they are in the air.
Sure__somebody needs to educate Christie about sitting in the center of a helicopter, that fat fk has Marine One listing badly to the right.

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#789456 Oct 31, 2012
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>I was thinking the same thing___I think he's going back to campaigning afterwards. Not sure and the POTUS doesn't make those decisions anyway, he has to have more people around him than one helo can carry, more than two helos could carry.
That whole AF SOG is a fkn huge waste of money__always has been, it's the only reason for Andrews AF Base.
Remember there are always two of everything no matter where he is going.

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#789459 Oct 31, 2012
How bout it wrote:
The results came in a groundbreaking scientific poll for WND by the public-opinion research and media consulting company Wenzel Strategies. It was taken Oct. 22-26 and carries a margin of error of plus or minus 3.98 percentage points.
The poll also found 40 percent of Muslims in America believe they should not be judged by U.S. law and the Constitution, but by Shariah standards.
And the big winner among Muslim-Americans in the presidential election is Barack Obama, the poll found. More than 72 percent said they are definitely supporting Obama, and another 8.5 percent are leaning that direction. Only 11 percent are for Romney.
Nearly 55 percent of the American Muslim voters say the U.S. is on the right track, and another 13 percent are uncertain. Virtually all of the respondents (98 percent) are American citizens and 97 percent are registered to vote.
“Almost half of those Muslims surveyed – an astonishing 46 percent – said they believe those Americans who offer criticism or parodies of Islam should face criminal charges,” said pollster Fritz Wenzel in an analysis of the survey’s results.
“Even more shocking: One in eight respondents said they think those Americans who criticize or parody Islam should face the death penalty, while another nine percent said they were unsure on the question,” he said.
Here comes your future boys and girls. Won't be no need of worry about gay rights. They will shot you in the head.m Won;t be no need of worry about women's rights. You will be no more than cattle.
carol

Orlando, FL

#789460 Oct 31, 2012
Peppy wrote:
<quoted text>
Well yeah there was Clinton, er no....how about Rangel? Uhm check that......I know, Edwards...nope not him either....let me get back to you Carol, I think Henry Clay did.
Maybe Homer's still doing research and will get back to us on this.

“fairtax.org”

Since: Dec 08

gauley bridge wv

#789461 Oct 31, 2012
Off to WallyWorld. BRB.
Sondra

Edison, NJ

#789462 Oct 31, 2012
Homer wrote:
What's the latest jackwagons? Obama doing that presidential thing, Romney is full envy mode?
Paul Ryan afraid to debate the Democrat that is after his seat?
Let me answer for you:
Obama doing that presidential thing?
There's a first time for everything.

Romney is full envy mode?
Romney as a real world business person is used to competition. Obama not so much, which is why he is not usually asked tough questions and has visible sneer when he dislikes anyone.

Paul Ryan afraid to debate the Democrat that is after his seat? Maybe he feels it is a waste of time, because the Democrat challenger will borrow and play a recording of Biden's maniacal laughter or that of another psychiatric patient.
dem

Chicago, IL

#789463 Oct 31, 2012
DBWaiter wrote:
<quoted text>
Ask him to show you his penis, after 35 years that'll probably take some pressure off the rest of us?
LOL!
Sondra

Edison, NJ

#789465 Oct 31, 2012
DBWaiter wrote:
Deltona, Florida; East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania;
Decatur Alabama; West Babylon, New York; Spring, Texas; You folks have all the intellectual centers of the nation covered, don't you?^5 Patriots!
Says Location hidden.
dem

Chicago, IL

#789466 Oct 31, 2012
flack wrote:
<quoted text> Here comes your future boys and girls. Won't be no need of worry about gay rights. They will shot you in the head.m Won;t be no need of worry about women's rights. You will be no more than cattle.
geez this guy finally gets something right (sandy) and hes back to being nostradumbass..
dem

Chicago, IL

#789467 Oct 31, 2012
flack wrote:
Off to WallyWorld. BRB.
okay, chevy...
dem

Chicago, IL

#789470 Oct 31, 2012
carol wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe Homer's still doing research and will get back to us on this.
nobody wants to discuss the real issues, like the hurricane, and obamas upcoming victory...

“Bill Clinton could have ”

Since: May 10

Prevented this

#789471 Oct 31, 2012
Homer wrote:
What's the latest jackwagons? Obama doing that presidential thing, Romney is full envy mode?
Paul Ryan afraid to debate the Democrat that is after his seat?
Rob Zerban is a nut. He is a trained chef-all kidding aside-he just can't cook up a win. He gives us this song and dance how he was so poor and how he used the government to get to where he is. He will not be elected. In case you didn't know we can vote a straight Republican ticket in Wisconsin. That is what happened in 2010 and that is what is going to happen again. What few democrats we left in government in 2010 will be gone this time around, right down to the local levels. Wisconsin is going RED.

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