"If you've got a business, you didn't build that"
"The military isn't important"
"I like to fire people"
"I'm not concerned about the poor"
"Let Detroit go bankrupt"
"Middle income is $200,000 to $250,000"
"I dont remember what I said but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was"
"Don't try to stop the foreclosure process. Let it run its course and hit bottom"
"Hey Ann, your lips are starting to shrivel up again. Time for some more botox injections"
"I take credit for the fact that the auto industry has come back"
"Obama says we need more firemen and policemen. I say it's time for us to cut back on government"
"Corporations are people. They are my friends"
"I'm also unemployed"
"Hey Ann, you got that dog tied up there good yet?"
"My sons are serving their country by helping me get elected"
"I could get elected if my parents were Mexican"
"47% of Americans are freeloaders"
"I'm too important to go to Vietnam"
"90% of all ER patients get free care"
"A single mother of two who works at Wal-Mart is not taking personal responsibility"
"I don't know why airplane windows don't open. That's a real problem"
"We simply canít have a setting where union teachers can support politicians"
"I would not have called that college student a slut. That's not the language I would have used"
"I have five sons. I'm used to them repeating lies over and over, hoping I'll eventually believe it"
"Planned Parenthood, we're going to get rid of that"
ďI like the way I did it health care in Massachusetts. I didnít raise taxes, I raised fees instead"
"The answer to our illegal immigration problem is self-deportation"
"I will simplify the tax code but I don't have the time to explain how"
"I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in
hubcaps because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise"
"Did I mention I knew Glen Doherty? I met him at a party. Then twenty minutes later I met him again"
Glen Doherty described meeting Rmoney as "pathetic and comical".
(Fake laugh button on)..."Hah...hah...hah "...(Fake laugh button off)