Since: Nov 08
#776769 Oct 18, 2012
"I will NOT jizz in your mouth."
"The check is in the mail."
"It was like that when I got here."
"An elephant ate my homework."
"Benghazi was caused by a mob that got out of hand because of a movie"
#776770 Oct 18, 2012
Joe Biden - the gift that keeps on giving.
He asked people today, "How many of you know people who were lost in Iraq or iran"?
Harry Reid raised his hand.
To think this idiot is one step away from being President.
#776771 Oct 18, 2012
Im a tampon....unlike you i have value in society...
#776774 Oct 18, 2012
Whadda 'ya blind? Are you blind?
Blind Melon Chitlin! Blind Bitch! Magoo Mutha' Focka'!!
#776775 Oct 18, 2012
OH MY! NOW THE MORTAL PEA-PICKER BECOME AN ADVICE COLUMNIST? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, SURE BABY, DEBIL'LL BE SURE AN' WORK ON IT. LIKE HE SAY, HE BE BACK AFTER THE NEWS. YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE. JUS' RETURNIN' THE ADVICE FAVOR.
#776777 Oct 18, 2012
THIS IS GREAT STUFF. FLESH IT OUT WHILE DEBIL GONE.
#776778 Oct 18, 2012
Yeah, you one sorry mutha' sucka' alright.
#776779 Oct 18, 2012
I can't believe that there are women stuoid enough to believe this shit.
#776780 Oct 18, 2012
You are right for once, Obama has done his best to keep racism and bigotry alive.
#776782 Oct 18, 2012
46 to 4 or a trouncing on a simillar scale this time would be fantastic and would restore my faith!
Very interesting reading and I take heart in seeing past results swinging to the GOP. Although two things stand out. One, Kerry should have been well beaten not just by 2 points and Two, the unions are now more of a factor this time around. Hopefully the Republican turnout will be up with the Dems down and this makes the difference?
#776783 Oct 18, 2012
Yup they love em, and then many of them(abortionists) get rich off of abortion.
#776784 Oct 18, 2012
Would Romney Inherit a Full Economic Recovery?
National Review’s Kevin Williamson asserts that “winning will be no bed of roses” for a prospective Romney administration:
The economic growth rate in January 2013 probably will be approaching zero, our international standing has been diminished by Obama’s clumsiness and timidity, and our fiscal position is untenable. Romney is working very hard to secure for himself a big box of insoluble problems.
This tracks with what I was thinking as of late September:
Unemployment may remain high until as late as 2017. Such job growth as we have seen over the last four years has mostly been in the low-wage service sector. The deleveraging process of U.S. households may drag on through the next decade, depressing the growth engine of consumer spending. As Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has said, the economy as a whole can’t recover until the housing market does — which, despite signs of modest improvement, could take several more years.
But this month we learned, via Moody’s Analytics, that the deleveraging process is actually well on its way: U.S. household debt loads are comparable to where they were in 2006, and the amount of after-tax income devoted to debts and lease obligations is at its lowest level since 1984. And the all-important housing sector? Housing starts spiked in September 15 percent to their highest level in four years. Add to that healthy retail sales this past summer and rising consumer confidence.
To qualify: The economy has a long way to go. Fiscal uncertainty looms. Median household incomes fell in August. In a still-lousy job market, wage growth remains sluggish at best.
Yet as The Daily Beast’s Daniel Gross notes,“One by one, over the past two years, the gears that make the mighty consumer engine go have been engaged.”
What this means is that, if he’s elected, Romney may inherit an economy that, while far from ideal, has achieved escape velocity. President Obama, meanwhile, will have borne the brunt of the nastiest crisis since the Depression and still gotten the boot. One man’s unjust legacy is another man’s just deserts, however. Recall that George H.W. Bush passed on an already-recovered economy to his successor, Bill Clinton, who in turn passed on a recession to George W. Bush.
For better and worse, that’s how it works: the economy is the potter and presidents are the clay.
#776785 Oct 18, 2012
But he didn't, did he. He has something that Dems have little of, self-control.
Since: May 11
#776786 Oct 18, 2012
Both said they support personhood.
This would make certain types of contraception illegal.
It would curtail curtail avenues of fertilization techniques.
It would put women at higher risks during pregnancy.
#776787 Oct 18, 2012
What Romney Didn’t Say About the Bush Record
Ezra Klein notes what Romney didn’t say in his response when asked what his biggest differences with Bush were:
Notice what he didn’t say there. He didn’t say that Bush had gotten anything wrong before leaving office as one of the most unpopular presidents in history. He didn’t say,“You’re right to be skeptical of Republicans, because we didn’t live up to your expectations last time.” He said, rather,“Have you heard about my five-point plan?”
What’s remarkable about Romney’s answer was that he didn’t even acknowledge or endorse the questioner’s main concern, which was that the Bush administration presided over major debacles that are still adversely affecting the U.S. The questioner was worried that Romney would repeat Bush’s errors, and he responded by rattling off a campaign agenda that Bush could and did run on. Like Bush, Romney talks about fiscal conservatism, but Romney gave the woman no reason to believe he would govern differently. It was Romney’s “just trust me” argument all over again, and he failed to acknowledge that one of the reasons so many people don’t trust him is that he doesn’t seem to have many major differences with Bush.
#776790 Oct 18, 2012
Little Red Hen 2012
"Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and ripened.
"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."
"Excess profits!" cried the cow..(Nancy Pelosi)
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.(Barbara Boxer)
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.(Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain..(Harry Reid)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
When the farmer (Obama) came he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."
"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.
"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled.'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
And perhaps....this is the end..........
And the next week, there was no bread, or anything else to eat. So, they all starved equally.
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
DO WE LIVE IN A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
November is coming
#776791 Oct 18, 2012
CNN Dismisses Republican Criticism Of Moderator Candy Crowley: Romney ‘Did Not Have As Good A Night’
#776792 Oct 18, 2012
fred was retweeted!
Your Tweet was retweeted!
@Miller51550 Candy Crowley, battle axe, gave Mitt Romney 40 whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave America 41.
#776793 Oct 18, 2012
Last week, conservative pseudo-intellectual Dinesh D’Souza was featured on a conference call for Rick Scarborough’s 40 Days to Save America. D’Souza said Obama is “attacking the traditional values agenda” by supporting marriage equality and abortion rights, arguing that “Obama doesn’t like traditional Christianity because he identifies it with colonialism.” However, D’Souza’s rhetoric about “traditional morality” may be undermined by the fact that at a recent conference he reportedly shared a hotel room with a woman other than his wife, whom he introduced as his fiancé. D’Souza later admitted to getting engaged to his girlfriend even though he is still married, but denies sharing a hotel room with her at the conference.
“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”
Since: Jul 08
#776794 Oct 18, 2012
Not exactly...he mentioned the fact that there are always a lot of those pesky secret service agents, lacking horses and a sense of humor for wee lads, around. LOL Thompson's son calls him a Kenyan on camera now Tagg goes on record wanting to hit him...this last generation of republicans seems to be as hopeless as those of the Mafia.
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