A Mexican circus was travelling from El Paso to Mobile on Interstate 10 for their next show when a Sherriff Deputy pulled them over in Louisiana. The Sherriff asked the Mexicans to open their trunk. He saw a stack of machetes in the trunk and pulled his gun and pointed it at the Mexicans.<quoted text>i've come to the conclusion that it's impossible for a right-tard to be funny...hard to be amusing when you're afraid of your own tail
“Don’t shoot!” said one of the Mexicans.“We’re with the circus. I’ll show you.”
He began juggling the machetes with another Mexican.
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were driving the other way and saw this. Boudreaux grabbed the six pack of beer between them and threw it out the window.
“Why’d you do dat?” Thibodeaux asked.
Boudreaux said “Did you see dat DWI test?”