Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Read more
The James Gang

Kansas City, MO

#775162 Oct 17, 2012
(Jesse licks his fingers and slicks back his forelock... but, since there's a good deal of spit left over, he decides not to waste it... Boys!)
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#775163 Oct 17, 2012
KneeGrow wrote:
I got my free obama money and obama phone and my food stamps. Now, I'm going to drive my cadilac haulin' my crack ho ass and 5 chilin out to get my free chicken and 40 oz and watermelon.
Hi Gunner.
The James Gang

Kansas City, MO

#775164 Oct 17, 2012
mdbuilder wrote:
<quoted text>
It wasn't a rant, it was the truth.
Well, truth be told, you just ain't been in a knife fight with the right fellas. When me an' Frank does it he'll dance around out in front of them, sorta draw their attention, then I move in an cut out their kidneys. How'd y'all do it?
Nobama

Allentown, PA

#775166 Oct 17, 2012
Gallup Poll.....

President Romney - 51%

Hussein Obama - 45%

turn out the lights.....
The James Gang

Kansas City, MO

#775168 Oct 17, 2012
new yawk wrote:
I agree.
And hey, if a picture of a bare chested fox threw her into a Hestian frenzy .. Imagine how she's freaking over Debil's imagery.
I've seen Debil topple a thread.
Their next move will be to try and have Debil banned.
<quoted text>
Me an' Frank just decided you jus' might be an Outlaw, Scofflaw at the very least. But ken you cook? Cause we're starvin' out here..(Frank's in love with you, jus' sayin'.)
new yawk

Tonawanda, NY

#775169 Oct 17, 2012
LOl! I'll read this two ways:

-You've never had a Hestian frenzy because they're virgins, no encounter with one, they won't throw a frenzy.

-If you ever got close enough to one, I fear you would be a Eunuch.
( They guard the chastity of The Hestians ). My fears are eased.

-I plead the 5th on discussing Peppy's intimate relations. ;)
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>Homer has never had a Hestian frenzy. Peppy has them all the time or maybe it's just gas.
Obama is a joke

Emmaus, PA

#775170 Oct 17, 2012
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>Yes he's such an expert that in 20 plus years in business in Mass, he didn't know any women capable of a cabinet position and had to call for "the binders."
Mitt is a bigger bullshyte artist than Newt and that's no easy chore.
I wonder if Mitt learned about "binders" while creating those millions of jobs at Staples?
Are you really this stupid, or do you just post tha way?

“Stuffs gettin better ”

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#775171 Oct 17, 2012
ROMNEY IS WINNING!
:)
We're taking our country back.
Obama campaign is in a death spiral.
"Stuff's gettin better"
2012
Obama is a joke

Emmaus, PA

#775172 Oct 17, 2012
Oops "that"
The James Gang

Kansas City, MO

#775173 Oct 17, 2012
The thing about bein' a gunfighter an' all, is that you got t' always be thinkin' about your reputation. I mean if I let him, Frank'd be over the saloon with Doris all day playin' cards an' what not til all hours, and Doris'd be all, "Oh, Frank! That's the biggest whanger I have evuh seen!" (Doris pretends to be from Georgia so she'll talk like that to a man but I happen to know she's from Cleveland.) And Frank, he don' know no better so he's all, "Gosh, Doris, you bring out the best in a man..." Anyways, bein' a gunfighter is a lot of work.
new yawk

Tonawanda, NY

#775174 Oct 17, 2012
Now, you must remember: The enemy has only images and
illusions behind which he hides his true motives.
Destroy the image and you will break the enemy.

And this enemy will only show you what I want you to see.

PS Take the story up with Debil.
new yawk wrote:
<quoted text>
hey sista! member dat 1 time when debil fell outta her wheelchiars an she waz wigglin on da floor trin ta post an stuf? dat waz some funy shit dat time!!!! hee hee hee
And so it goes

Gering, NE

#775175 Oct 17, 2012
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>Yes he's such an expert that in 20 plus years in business in Mass, he didn't know any women capable of a cabinet position and had to call for "the binders."
Mitt is a bigger bullshyte artist than Newt and that's no easy chore.
I wonder if Mitt learned about "binders" while creating those millions of jobs at Staples?
Big Bird
ViolationPanel

Somerset, KY

#775177 Oct 17, 2012
Homer wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Gunner.
Drawdown deciding qualifier-
Added extra 1:00, zero seconds for general salutations, greetings and opening blah blah blahs-

Winner: ROMNEY (+10 seconds!!!!)

Romney 2
Obama 0

ROMNEY/RYAN 2012!
EXPERIENCE!
The James Gang

Kansas City, MO

#775179 Oct 17, 2012
Now me an' Jesse, we know we're outlaws an' all but we prefer to think of ourselves as businessmen. I mean come right down to it there ain't that much difference between makin' a livin' puttin' money in a bank an' makin' a livin' takin' it out. Jus' stands to reason. When we, um, do our bankin' we'll wear a good suit an' tie and polish our boots an' all an' we cut quite a figure when we bust in the door an' shoot the guards an' maybe a customer or two. It's how you keep folks honest. Anyways, Jesse is sort of the Collections Department an' me, me I'm sort of in Marketing. Generally it's me who yells out, "We're Frank and Jesse James an' the first one of you sumnabitches that moves is a dead man!" Lotta times you'll hear kids on the street sayin' the same damn thing. We got us a business plan that really works!

“CRACK A SMILE”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#775180 Oct 17, 2012
President Starky wrote:
ROMNEY IS WINNING!
:)
We're taking our country back.
Obama campaign is in a death spiral.
"Stuff's gettin better"
2012
Me thinkin you right.all the left got out of the debate was 'binders full of women and they think thats a gotcha moment.
It was interesting how bammy never answered the question about fast and furious.
Romney has my vote.
dim

Newton Center, MA

#775181 Oct 17, 2012
Why is Obama losing? Candy couldn't fix that?
dim

Newton Center, MA

#775182 Oct 17, 2012
Where's Oprah when you need her?

Time for another visit to Pimp with a Limp!
The James Gang

Kansas City, MO

#775183 Oct 17, 2012
new yawk wrote:
Now, you must remember: The enemy has only images and
illusions behind which he hides his true motives.
Destroy the image and you will break the enemy.
And this enemy will only show you what I want you to see.
PS Take the story up with Debil.
<quoted text>
Yer kinda makin' us both hard, what are yer motives?
dim

Newton Center, MA

#775185 Oct 17, 2012
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>I'm not sure about the recent grad that asked the question, but I got the impression that those binders of women were just delighted to work for less, so they could rush home to cook dinner for their families...of course, R'Money and the "boys" would have all left before lunch to do some guy things. It seems pretty obvious that a number of his trollish supporters here think that it is impossible for a woman to be equal to a man.
Especially those Democrats in Congress who pay women less than the men. Hmmmm... What ever happened to that war on women? You may be on to something leoman.
And so it goes

Gering, NE

#775186 Oct 17, 2012
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>I'm not sure about the recent grad that asked the question, but I got the impression that those binders of women were just delighted to work for less, so they could rush home to cook dinner for their families...of course, R'Money and the "boys" would have all left before lunch to do some guy things. It seems pretty obvious that a number of his trollish supporters here think that it is impossible for a woman to be equal to a man.
That was pathetic. A bi-partisan group of women made these binders up and asked both candidates to vow to put more women into their admin. Romney did and made his Lt. Gov - a woman, Chief Adviser -a woman and 50% of his cabinet -women.

We say 'Big Bird' to this faux binder thing.

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