Barack Obama, our next President

"The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep," Obama cautioned. Young and charismatic but with little experience on the national level, Obama smashed through racial barriers and easily defeated ... Full Story
REPUBLICANS FOR USA

Lexington Park, MD

#772683 Oct 15, 2012
This is kind of interesting. It's clear a lot of these people vote judits based on nothing more than whichever name they see pop up. This technique often works for me at weddings too.

Her: "Hi there!"
Me: "Oh, hi! Who're you?"
Her: "I'm the bride, doncha recognize the dress?"
Me: "How could I be so blind? Sure, you're the girl who just vowed to love, honor, and cherish..."
Her: "Yeah, that's right. But have you looked at that guy? He's a fish."
Me: "This doesn't sound like a match made in heaven?"
Her: "So, um, are you here by yourself?"
Me: "Yup. You?"
Her: "Heheheheh, I like you."
Me: "I like you too, what I can see of you above all that fabric."
Her:(giggling) "Yeah, it's all a bit much isn't it?"
Me: "Yeah. Yeah, too much. But you look nice though."
Her: "Thank you! What do you do? I mean for money?"
Me: "Um, I.. am.. a republican."
Her: "Oh! So that explains why you still have your pants on."
Me: "I'm a liberal republican. Fear not."
Are You Kidding

Frankfort, KY

#772684 Oct 15, 2012
Lily Boca Raton FL wrote:
<quoted text>
Never; where's the tax returns?
He didn't have to show you any of them!!! Get over it!!!
LOL

Sparta, NJ

#772685 Oct 15, 2012
Jane Says wrote:
<quoted text>Looney's autobiography. the only thing missing is she did the raping.
Lilybitch is safe from raping. Her picture is in ER's across the nation ... used as the cure for the more than 4-hour erection. LOL

Since: May 11

Newville, PA

#772686 Oct 15, 2012
DBWriter wrote:
<quoted text>
... and that's why he was so safe in Libya where Al Qaeda can move to and organize a militia in the midst of the population and execute a preplanned assault on the consulate that nobody would have known the ambassador was there other than the State Department and the White House.
Somebody in the US government was helping Al Qaeda. Who was it?
Was it the State Department? Or, was it the White House?
In case you haven't been keeping up with current events, the White House just threw the State Department under the bus, and blamed them for the obvious lies that were coming out of Obama's mouth, and every mouth associated with Obama.
.... that's getting interesting. Live video of the attack being watched, and Obama spewing obvious lies about it for 2 weeks after.
hmmmmmmmmmm........
Did Obama miss the morning briefings for 2 weeks?
Being in Libya was not safe. There were all kinds of foreign fighters still there & heavily armed.
REPUBLICANS FOR USA

Lexington Park, MD

#772687 Oct 15, 2012
Apparently John Wayne had a little penis. John Holmes, not so much.

Since: May 11

Newville, PA

#772688 Oct 15, 2012
Old Crazy Goober wrote:
<quoted text>
Kin ya explain why Obama contradicted #2. Fer two weeks he said it was a crowd because of the video. Glad ta see ya revised yer history to not go along with the White House Coverup. Now yer thinkin!
He didn't. He was waiting for the investigation to be completed.

There is no cover up. Just pathetic POS right whiners playing politics.
REPUBLICANS FOR USA

Woodbridge, VA

#772689 Oct 15, 2012
REPUBLICANS FOR USA wrote:
You don't watch too many John Wayne movies do you? ME neither. I just watch John Holmes movies ever since hubby got transferred as a test subject to Fort Meade and the kids are in prison... uh, I mean Virginia schools all day, learning to glue various pieces of flaky grey cardboard together to make creative things for Virginia's future like cracked paving, and an endless sea of crap houses with vinyl siding just like in the real Woodbridge. We've got a great walking trail out here in Woodbridge, it's four lanes of paving so a girl my size can let a bicycle pass without having to crawl into the grass.
Oh, you live in Washington DC. No wonder you act the way you do. You had less education than any other area around. I guess you learn what all you know out on the street, and spent a lot of your time on 14th street getting someone to pay attention to your sorry azz.

“Amor patriae.”

Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#772690 Oct 15, 2012
leosnana wrote:
<quoted text>Can't get along with anybody, huh? Though so...
I have a natural aversion to a**holes.

Cat typing for you again?
LOL

Sparta, NJ

#772691 Oct 15, 2012
RealDave wrote:
<quoted text>
Fantasy.
Ho Che Mihn fought against the Japanese in WWII in Vietnsam.
He wanted a unified, independent Vietnam.
When the US declared him an enemy, he went to the only other source for help, the Communists.
Wow, you really aren't very well informed.
... and your are the Funkin Wangells encyclopedia ... LOL
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#772692 Oct 15, 2012
Realtime wrote:
<quoted text>The entire last paragraph is not only wrong but it's a lie that I've called you out on previously. The first time I corrected you, you came back and admitted your error but I'll be damned if you didn't just continue to put up your cut and paste as though it was gospel.
It's for that reason that I pay you no mind and it's my hope that others posting here do the same for freaks like you tend to disappear when ignored. Don't get me wrong__I understand that you're a mere sockpuppet but your spiel is annoying at best.
DBWriter goes by his own fantasy history. His rantings are getting a little crazier everyday.

“It's always darkest 'fore dawn”

Since: Jul 08

When's dawn?

#772693 Oct 15, 2012
Old Crazy Goober wrote:
<quoted text>
Sorry, but that's not really what the White House portrayed.
Yer can lie all you want, and even pick out an escape sentence Obamer made, but America knows what the sleaze was doin, fugly woman.
"escape sentence"??? Bet you can't even remember your "safe word," Old Crazy. I'm hoping that at least 51% of Americans can read and think for themselves, unlike you...oh, and somebody should tell fried fred that you've just insulted a democratic woman--you want to try Scarlett or Eva next?
LOL

Sparta, NJ

#772694 Oct 15, 2012
RealDave wrote:
<quoted text>
Being in Libya was not safe. There were all kinds of foreign fighters still there & heavily armed.
Oh da Putz da Putz da Putz ...

No shit, Dick Tracy.

LOL
LOL

Sparta, NJ

#772695 Oct 15, 2012
RealDave wrote:
<quoted text>
He didn't. He was waiting for the investigation to be completed.
There is no cover up. Just pathetic POS right whiners playing politics.
... dithering, evolving, and watchin' da polls ... and lookin' forward to dem Vegas showgirlies fo' his Secret <shhhh> Service... what's a few "bumps in de road"?

LOL

“Amor patriae.”

Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#772696 Oct 15, 2012
RealDave wrote:
<quoted text> Mafia Wars counts?
I don't think so - is that a video game or TV show?
Gunner

Cromwell, CT

#772697 Oct 15, 2012
Keepin' it Simple

When he was running for President, Obama condemned Bush for adding $4 trillion to the national debt over eight years, calling it “irresponsible” and “unpatriotic.”

Now, in less than four years, Obama’s Administration has already added almost $6 trillion to the debt.

$16 trillion and counting...
REPUBLICANS FOR USA

Woodbridge, VA

#772698 Oct 15, 2012
REPUBLICANS FOR USA wrote:
This is kind of interesting. It's clear a lot of these people vote judits based on nothing more than whichever name they see pop up. This technique often works for me at weddings too.
Her: "Hi there!"
Me: "Oh, hi! Who're you?"
Her: "I'm the bride, doncha recognize the dress?"
Me: "How could I be so blind? Sure, you're the girl who just vowed to love, honor, and cherish..."
Her: "Yeah, that's right. But have you looked at that guy? He's a fish."
Me: "This doesn't sound like a match made in heaven?"
Her: "So, um, are you here by yourself?"
Me: "Yup. You?"
Her: "Heheheheh, I like you."
Me: "I like you too, what I can see of you above all that fabric."
Her:(giggling) "Yeah, it's all a bit much isn't it?"
Me: "Yeah. Yeah, too much. But you look nice though."
Her: "Thank you! What do you do? I mean for money?"
Me: "Um, I.. am.. a republican."
Her: "Oh! So that explains why you still have your pants on."
Me: "I'm a liberal republican. Fear not."
'LOL You don't work , do you? Llet me guess. You work at the same place Lily does. For Obama under the right to stay home. Get paid under Obama Care wefare to work (not to work) and make a jackass out of yourself every day on forums. An easy job for a lame ass like you!

Since: May 11

Newville, PA

#772699 Oct 15, 2012
LOL wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi-Ya Da-Vey Putz,
I hear your boy is going to be aggressive tomorrow night. Is he bringing a straight razor? That'll be scene from the Blackboard Jungle.
LOL
Another right whiner who thinks racism is funny.
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#772700 Oct 15, 2012
I'm only responding to sane posters from now on.
REPUBLICANS FOR USA

Lexington Park, MD

#772701 Oct 15, 2012
Did I mention I'm a wedding planner? Yes, I've been planning my wedding since I was 13 and Uncle Bobby "married me" in that secret ceremony at The Greenbriar Motel. God, I miss that old hogleg.. oh well, at least the kids aren't total bastards.
Homer

Bethlehem, PA

#772702 Oct 15, 2012
Has anyone else mentioned the final score of the Giants/49ers game yesterday?

In case anyone missed it -

Giants - 26

49ers - 3

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