Danger! Atlantis Gentlemen's Club si...

Danger! Atlantis Gentlemen's Club sits in a TERRIBLE neighborhood!!!

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He who knows

Chicago, IL

#1 Mar 15, 2014
Don't EVER go to Atlantis Gentlemen's Club if you are an innocent citizen that wants to live to see tomorrow! Atlantis Gentlemen's Club is the #1 Most DANGEROUS club in Northern Illinois, Northern Indiana, and Southern Wisconsin. Shootings, cold-blooded homicides, armed robberies, car jackings, assaults, fights, and all are an hourly occurance in Atlantis Gentlemen's Club's parking lot, on both nearby highways, and in the entire general area. That entire area surrounding (and including) Ford Heights and Sauk Village is nearly as bad as East St. Louis! Gang bangers and flash mobs continuously loiter in the community including the villages of Ford Heights and Sauk Village, all over the highways, in the cornfields, in and close to Atlantis Gentlemen's Club's parking lot, and practically every street corner, just waiting for their next batch of prey to come along. Even serial killers and wanted fugitives loiter all over in the surrounding corn fields, and with an apparent lack of any forensic labs in the crook and crime ridden region modestly known as Cook County, many of them get away with it.

I may have never personally been to Atlantis Gentlemen's Club before, but there is no way I would ever go there at all! Not in an army tank, not in a military convoy, not in an AH-64 Apache helicopter, not in a V-22 Osprey, not in a Harrier Jump Jet, not in a Stuka, not in a Mig-29, not in a B-17, not in a balloon, not in a powered parachute, not in a hang glider, not in a Bensen Gyrocopter, not in an ultralight, not in a humvee, not in a Brinks armored truck, not in a SWAT van, not in a paddywagon, not in a police car, not in a police convoy, not in a limousine, not in anything, it's that dangerous an area! And I totally implore all innocent people; do NOT try any of the above and go to Atlantis! There are plenty of other metro areas across the United States that have strip clubs that are every bit as glamorous and erotic as Atlantis Gentlemen's Club appears to be from the outside and through pictures and ads.
Green eggs N ham

Anonymous Proxy

#2 Mar 15, 2014
Must be a hell of a place, if you have to go through all that just to get there.

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