God now approves of Same-sex-marriage!

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Sam

London, KY

#1 Oct 19, 2013
God has changed His mind regarding Homosexuality!. God can change His mind on matters if He wants to, there are instances in the Bible where God does just that!. This time is no different. God has certainly been answering the big Gays prayers lately!, with their recent Supreme Court victories and all. God wouldn't answer me, a Straight guy!. You know, I once asked God for a wife, 5 months later, He gave me a wh**e!. I do admit, I did used to blaspheme God a couple years on down before this, but I stopped this. I figured this was the reason God raped me. If God didn't want to give me a wife, He sure as Hell didn't have to give me that rotten wh**e!!!. Because God bestowed this evil upon me, my blaspheming Him returned with a vengence!!!. I lay it on old God now and I don't care if I do go burn forever, HAHAHAHAHA!!!. I blaspheme God real good now. I do it more then I ever did and I am a might proud of that fact, HAHAHAHAHA!!!...GIVE ME ANOTHER WH**E GOD!!!!!!!!!.
Sam

London, KY

#2 Nov 7, 2013
Sure looks that way!, with Illinois beeing the 15'th state to legalize Same-sex-marriage.
joey

United States

#3 Nov 7, 2013
Saying that god approves gay marriage is a joke but saying that he won't let them make babys is no joke. Marriage ain't about makeing love its about makeing babys.
reality is a crutch

Nashua, NH

#5 Nov 8, 2013
How do you know what she approves did you actually ask her?

If she is lame enough to allow muslim suni to kill muslim shiete since the year 850 she is lame enough to approve of almost anything.

Besides who cares what she approves or doesn't approves?
khuj

Belleville, NJ

#6 Nov 8, 2013
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