The keystone cops of Carlsbad are always<quoted text>
Cops kill people all the time and not many go to jail.
bothering someone. You cannot have a block
party without them stopping by to poop
on your party. You can never get rid of
their stink. Someone bought them new
cars so they can watch children climb poles.
Their Permian Basin Regional Headquarters
has a beautiful white ceramic horse painted
with orange flames that has burned the mane and
tail of the horse. They need their own mental
hospital. Go to jail, go directly to jail
without passing go.