(Gaby Hayes From church roof) The New American is a N (Bong). Goshdarn it, the New American is a N (Bong)<quoted text>
You know more about America than most Americans.
You seem to be aware and give a shit.
By the powers vested in me, by the honorable Governor William J. Le Petomane. I dub thee an honorary American. You will now assume the duties of the office of sheriff in and for the township of Rock Ridge.
Done and done.
Merci. I do care and I do love your country.