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The U.S. Supreme Court will consider Friday whether to take up a lawsuit challenging President-elect Barack Obama 's U.S. citizenship, a continuation of a New Jersey case embraced by some opponents of Obama's ...

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Learn to Read

Indianapolis, IN

#171055 Sep 10, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>Those were your words, bozo! The words "campaign workers" do not appear in your post. So actually, you could be on your way to the poll, already have your mind made up on who to vote for, but because some kid is handing out trinkets, you can't vote for that person. Brilliant!
My words Bozo - I value education and will not support a candidate if their campaign pus kids out of school to hand out campaign trinkets

Pathetic illiterate moron discounts the importance of education. Shocking!
Learn to Read

Indianapolis, IN

#171056 Sep 10, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
Tell us wise, old LTR, how many people would interpret this statement to mean "campaign workers"?

You wrote:

My pet peeve is people who take their kids out of school on Election Day to stand outside polling places and hand out combs, nail files and trash.

You can save your response.
Everyone that can comprehend English
Learn to Read

Indianapolis, IN

#171057 Sep 10, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>Those were your words, bozo! The words "campaign workers" do not appear in your post. So actually, you could be on your way to the poll, already have your mind made up on who to vote for, but because some kid is handing out trinkets, you can't vote for that person. Brilliant!
So Romper doesn't think a candidate should be held responsible for the actions of their campaign workers?

Brilliant (cough cough cough)
Learn to Read

Indianapolis, IN

#171058 Sep 10, 2013
Learn to Read wrote:
<quoted text>My words Bozo - I value education and will not support a candidate if their campaign pus kids out of school to hand out campaign trinkets

Pathetic illiterate moron discounts the importance of education. Shocking!
Pus kids? Obviously thinking of Romper

Pulls kids
Justice LRS

Shreveport, LA

#171059 Sep 10, 2013
Learn to Read wrote:
<quoted text>
So Romper doesn't think a candidate should be held responsible for the actions of their campaign workers?
Brilliant (cough cough cough)
Like I said, save your worn out song and dance routine. It's really pathetic.
Learn to Read

Indianapolis, IN

#171060 Sep 10, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>Like I said, save your worn out song and dance routine. It's really pathetic.
Poor Romper. Just another day where your ignorance shines through.
Learn to Read

Indianapolis, IN

#171061 Sep 10, 2013
Q: Who hands out campaign materials in front of polling places?

A - multiple choice

A. Campaign workers

B. Hard telling. The campaigns just put out boxes of that stuff in hopes someone will wander past and start handing it out

C. Blacks and Libtards!

If you answered A you are in the vast majority and are reasonably intelligent

If you answered B you are a pathetic delusional lonely little moron and should join Romper's tree house

If you answered C your name is Rouge

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#171062 Sep 10, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
Oh wow, this Live Science dude mush have taken the Libtardian Logic class. Who would have thunk that the more sharks there are, the more likely people are to get shark bit!!!
Hawaii Tiger Shark Migration Coincides with Rise in Bites
Live Science By Douglas Main, Staff Writer 1 hour ago
Traditional Hawaiian stories warn about an increased danger of shark bites in the fall, from September to November. A recent study shows that there could be something behind this folk wisdom: During this time, an increased number of tiger sharks make their way to the islands, likely to give birth.
http://news.yahoo.com/hawaii-tiger-shark-migr...
So, to sum it up, and whatever the reason for the increase in shark population, you believe bathers and surfers should not be warned THAT SHARKS WILL BE MORE NUMBROUS for a few months?

A hurricane heads your way. I suppose the weather service should issue no warning, what the heck.

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#171063 Sep 10, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
Libtardian Logic 101
Poopo and Wojo rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" Poopo asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said Poopo.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the Poopo said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The Poopo was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
Poopo, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked Wojo.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied Poopo.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked Wojo.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked Poopo.
"No," Wojo replied.
To which Poopo replied, "You're queer, ain't ya?"
This is minimum fourth time you come up with this tired old story. And of course, once more, we get the "queer" message.

Question : Will there be a fifth time?

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#171064 Sep 10, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
What do you think would have happened if Row v. Waid was the Law of the Land in 1961? We probably wood not have heard of Barrack H. Obama, wood we!!!
Tenth time you repeat this tired old cruel and very un-Christian rant. So you believe Obama should've been aborted, right? You never mention how Stalin, Pol Pot, Hitler, Joshua, should've been aborted, all mass murderers and so many more..noooo, but this BLACK guy in the WHITE House with his BLACK family, yesssss.

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#171065 Sep 10, 2013
Corr : NUMEROUS.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#171066 Sep 10, 2013
Learn to Read wrote:
<quoted text>
My words Bozo - I value education and will not support a candidate if their campaign pus kids out of school to hand out campaign trinkets
Pathetic illiterate moron discounts the importance of education. Shocking!
And you are educated? Can't rebut a simple statement. But you did get an "A" in Trolling!

“Reduce immigration levels”

Since: Dec 06

Kings Mountain, NC

#171067 Sep 10, 2013
OBAMA VS PUTIN. This is fantastic!
http://tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#171068 Sep 10, 2013
Learn to Read wrote:
<quoted text>
Poor Romper. Just another day where your ignorance shines through.
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.
Time for another beer.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#171069 Sep 10, 2013
"There is a reason why kin New York Harbor has the Statue of Liberty and not the Statue of Equality"
Charles Krauthammer

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

Bristol, CT

#171070 Sep 10, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
Who mentioned campaign workers? No one. You suffer from selective vision Twinkerbelle.
Who forgot to inform Romper that those people who hang out not closer than 75 feet to the polling place handing out fliers buttons and trinkets are campaign workers?

Yup, Romper is really that dense.
wojar wrote:
<quoted text>
What does the conduct of campaign workers have to do with their candidate?
Is Romper really that dense?
Justice LRS

Shreveport, LA

#171071 Sep 10, 2013
Learn to Read wrote:
Q: Who hands out campaign materials in front of polling places?
A - multiple choice
A. Campaign workers
B. Hard telling. The campaigns just put out boxes of that stuff in hopes someone will wander past and start handing it out
C. Blacks and Libtards!
If you answered A you are in the vast majority and are reasonably intelligent
If you answered B you are a pathetic delusional lonely little moron and should join Romper's tree house
If you answered C your name is Rouge
Say what you mean next time. BTW, which "A"? LMAO!!!
Project Censored org

West Sayville, NY

#171072 Sep 10, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
http://tinyurl.com/92b2dze

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#171073 Sep 10, 2013
You're not too big on crediting stolen texts, are you, Rogue? Did you think for a second that any due with a brain and an a**hole would even think for a nano second that you wrote this ?:

Your post number 171068

Big Dude's eclectic ramblings.

And...

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Saturday Humor - Men Are Deep Thinkers

My buddy Joe sent this to me and while it's just a little off color, it's too funny not to post. I also know why the guy refused to answer his wife's questions - I read the joke, mind you, to the ladies and was instantly sucked in to a debate with Bev and Madison - I quickly changed the subject as they refused to take "it was a joke" for an answer

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case

Time for another beer.

==========

I know, I know, you "forgot" to acknowledge the author whilst deleting Big Dude's name.

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

Bristol, CT

#171074 Sep 10, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
And if Twinkerbelle had a clue he would have read the last sentence in my post. These Rebels are only 3-4 hundred miles away, not exactly my idea of paradise. However, I'm sure you'll fit right in.
Sorry, it's still like comparing New York City with southern Idaho. Claiming to have a clue in the last sentence doesn't negate the ignorance of the post.

Anyone familiar with the Philippines and its history knows that unrest by rebels in Mindanao has never had anything to do with Cebu.
wojar wrote:
<quoted text>If Romper had a clue he would know that Zamboanga is on Mindanao not Cebu. It's like comparing southern Idaho with New York City.

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