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#169921 Aug 31, 2013
Ohio State 's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
__________

Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
__________

What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.
__________

How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
__________

How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
__________

Two Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
__________

A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse._________

What do you say to a Michigan State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
__________

How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
__________

What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
__________

University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.
__________

How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
__________

Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
__________

How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
Joe Biden

Jacksonville, FL

#169922 Aug 31, 2013
Scrutiny wrote:
Indian population was estimated at 20-70 million before the plague.
I guess it is time for another plague then? Africa too!
Justice LRS

Shreveport, LA

#169923 Aug 31, 2013
Learn to Read wrote:
<quoted text>
So just hallucinating. Got it
Nope. Not one bit.:)
Just me

Yorba Linda, CA

#169924 Aug 31, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, on Amazon, G.W.'s latest book 'Decision Points' is selling for $25.
http://www.amazon.com/Decision-Points-George-...
You forgot to mention that, just like the books Loose mentioned, you can also buy it used for 1 cent.
Learn to Read

Indianapolis, IN

#169925 Aug 31, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>Nope. Not one bit.:)
Sorry Romper. You continue to celebrate your errors all you want. Just be careful or you may find that you share dual citizenship with Ted

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#169926 Aug 31, 2013
Pdamerica org wrote:
<quoted text>
Even if what you say is true it still does not negate the fact that GOD created it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =HV0Vo4NS2cAXX
Logic 101. The evidence proves the biblical story false.
Logic 101. "GOD created it" is an unfounded conclusion, not a fact.
wojar wrote:
<quoted text>
You can believe anything you want. However, as stated previously, the overwhelming and conclusive evidence is that the human founder population was much greater than a single mating pair. It is also firmly established that humans and chimps share a common ancestor.
This means "Adam" had a mother, grandmother, great grandmother, great great ... grandmother. He had lots of contemporaries who all lived and died and had parents that lived and died. The biblical fable that "Adam" the first man was immune from death, and that through the "sin" of this individual death was introduced into the world has been proven FALSE.

“Arm the homeless!”

Since: Jul 12

The internet

#169927 Aug 31, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no such thing as luck.
Right.

Sorry, figure of speech.

Point is, there was a tiny window for us to invade and through no intent of our own... we hit it almost dead center.

“Arm the homeless!”

Since: Jul 12

The internet

#169928 Aug 31, 2013
How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.

.....lol

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#169929 Aug 31, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
It's only a fable in your wimited wittle mind.
No clue, no motive, no evidence. Sorry, it's a fable.
wojar wrote:
Hilarious. Birfoons still stuck on Kenya fables urge others to move on.

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#169930 Aug 31, 2013
[QUOTE who="Justice LRS"[
<quoted text>
There is no such thing as luck.[/QUOTE]

But there is serendipity.

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#169931 Aug 31, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no such thing as luck.
But there is serendipity.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#169932 Aug 31, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, on Amazon, G.W.'s latest book 'Decision Points' is selling for $25.
http://www.amazon.com/Decision-Points-George -...
Just me wrote:
<quoted text>
You forgot to mention that, just like the books Loose mentioned, you can also buy it used for 1 cent.
I know that but the Libtards are to stupid to go to the link I provided and look it up!
Pdamerica org

West Sayville, NY

#169933 Aug 31, 2013
Scrutiny wrote:
<quoted text>
Probably what contributed most was the evident lack of magic in the world.
Everything I was told about creation ended up having scientific explanations. Then I was educated as a cosmologist and understood how the universe came to be, including planet Earth. Some of my biologist friends schooled me on how evolution worked. The mysteries of creation all had rational naturally occurring phenomena behind them.
But by the time I hit what I call the age of reason...(which for me was eleven) I realized that miracles don't happen. No faith healings, no one is raised from the dead, people speaking in tonges were just acting retarded, prayer was equivalent to wishing, stories like Samson were just those peoples Hercules... on and on.
Somewhere in the midst of all of this I began to wrap my head around how arrogant the whole thing was. Entirely and wholly self serving.
Even if there was a God who created the seemingly endless vastness of the cosmos, 400 billion galaxies, incalculable planets and moons... I don't think I have the power to offend such a being, no matter what superstitious people from 2000 years ago thought.
The more I looked at the Bible the more it made sense. Jesus is a human personification of the old sun Gods. And it is much more closely linked to astrology than astronomy. The people who wrote the bible would have known something... ANYTHING that wasn't exclusive to the 100 square miles around them if God had truly spoke to them.
I know, I know... it's about faith. If God gave me this tenacious intellect as a test to see if I will surrender it for the sake of superstition. I wouldn't think much of him anyhow.
If there was a personal relationship God. I think he would have equipped his human spokespersons with more than an old book with rumors of the greatest human sacrifice to ever take place.
So, I guess that is what happened in a nutshell.
Did you watch my link?
It is only 10 mins, and Dr. Tyson is hardly boring no matter what he talks about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =fDAT98eEN5QXX
I have seen Neil DeGrasse Tyson on some TV shows and he is always interesting which I should have said in my last post.

Tyson proves the bible correct when we see Kings from the East came to pay homage to Jesus and they were stargazers .

What I glean from scripture is that everything that was prophesized has materialized and came to fruition.

Armageddon and the End of Days is yet to come.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#169934 Aug 31, 2013
Scrutiny wrote:
How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
.....lol
I thought someone was joking about the "Black Irish" until I saw the Notre Dame defensive line.

Who were the Black Irish?
http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/Who-were-th...
Pdamerica org

West Sayville, NY

#169935 Aug 31, 2013
wojar wrote:
<quoted text>
Logic 101. The evidence proves the biblical story false.
Logic 101. "GOD created it" is an unfounded conclusion, not a fact.
<quoted text>
Why only one sun and just the right distance from earth to produce life?

See you cannot prove that God did not create it.

Mercury and Venus too close to the sun, Mars Jupiter, Saturn, etc. to far from the sun.
Justice LRS

Shreveport, LA

#169936 Aug 31, 2013
wojar wrote:
<quoted text>
No clue, no motive, no evidence. Sorry, it's a fable.
<quoted text>
Only in your wimited wittle mind. The inability to have an open mind is a self-created prison.
Pdamerica org

West Sayville, NY

#169937 Aug 31, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, on Amazon, G.W.'s latest book 'Decision Points' is selling for $25.
http://www.amazon.com/Decision-Points-George -...
<quoted text>
I know that but the Libtards are to stupid to go to the link I provided and look it up!
Bush's Shocking Biblical Prophecy Emerges: God Wants to "Erase" Mid-East Enemies "Before a New Age Begins"
http://tinyurl.com/p5ktmv / 25 May 2009
Bush explained to French Pres. Chirac that the Biblical creatures Gog and Magog were at work in the Mid-East and must be defeated.
The revelation this month in GQ Magazine that Donald Rumsfeld as Defense Secretary embellished top-secret wartime memos with quotations from the Bible prompts a question. Why did he believe he could influence President Bush by that means?
The answer may lie in an alarming story about George Bush's Christian millenarian beliefs that has yet to come to light.
In 2003 while lobbying leaders to put together the Coalition of the Willing, President Bush spoke to France's President Jacques Chirac. Bush wove a story about how the Biblical creatures Gog and Magog were at work in the Middle East and how they must be defeated. http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/node/42966
Pdamerica org

West Sayville, NY

#169938 Aug 31, 2013
wojar wrote:
<quoted text>
And you still haven't grasped the concept of circular reasoning.
And you still have not grasped the concept of the contradiction.
Sad.
<quoted text>
You just might become a believer someday.

I kid you not.

Never say never.
Pdamerica org

West Sayville, NY

#169939 Aug 31, 2013
The Corporation in The Grade 8 Classroom
http://tinyurl.com/n3f2o8
http://thecorporation.com/index.cfm...
Pdamerica org

West Sayville, NY

#169940 Aug 31, 2013
NIOSH-Approved N95 Disposable Particulate Respirators
http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/topics/respira...

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