Hey hey RS ...The Department of Defense (DoD) is proud to announce a new fleet of Class 69 destroyers.
As she will gently slide into the sea the Marine Corps Band will play "In the Navy" by the Village People.
Her first deployment will be to escort boatloads of illegal immigrants to ports on the East coast. of the U.S.
The President said, "Our ships reflect the very latest in modern thinking and they will always be able to comply with any new legislation from the U.N."
His final words were, "I told you there would be "CHANGE!"
I'll see yours and 'raise ya' one ...
I want to apologize to my constituents, not because of my special photos that I've sent as part of a right wing conspiracy using tax dollars to investigate.
No, I want to apologize for my bad hearing. I thought Obama said he saved Detroit and killed bin Laden. But oh my God, I got it backwards. LOL.
But gosh, all of us Democrats led by the main stream media, just keep getting it wrong folks.
It seems that Obama meant something entirely different when he claimed that he KILLED bin Laden and SAVED Detroit.
Because, you know, like a lot of problems Obama has tried to tackle, the result has been the exact opposite of what weíve been told.
In fact, OBAMA KILLED DETROIT AND SAVED AL QAEDA.
And it seems: HE MEANT TO DO THAT, in the words of the immortal of poet of the Big Eighties, Pee Wee Herman.
But what can you expect from a guy who thinks the United States has 57 states, that port of Savannah resides on the Gulf of Mexico and China provides a model economy.
As community organizer, it seems, Obama rarely traveled outside of, say, West 26th Street and East 79th street in Chicago,'EASY Street' at least mentally, politically and philosophically.
Remember when we had Bushisms? The Obamaisms are much better!
Wink, Wink! My favorites:
Iíll close Gitmo.
We donít spy on Americans.
The economy is finally gaining traction.
I'll cut the 'deficit' in half by the end of my first term.
Obamacare will produce MORE jobs.
The new Egyptian government is democratic.
Welcome to Recovery Summer.
Green jobs are important to stimulate the economy.
We are not arming Al Qaeda.
Benghazi was a long time ago.
There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe.
There is no sexual relationship.
I wonít bring up the point that the media RARELY, IF EVER, calls Obama out on his faux pasÖ whoops, there I pointed it out and I didnít mean to.
Ok, ok, I meant to do that.
Because there is a larger point here: You cannot treat the truth like itís flexible or pliable or moldable to fit your circumstances without an awful lot of stretching that goes into it.
Just ask Nancy Pelosiís cosmetic surgeon. You can stretch around the edges as much as you want, but that only goes so far. Or when I take a special photo of myself, the same applies.
Right now the Democrats, as represented by Obama, are mostly stretch, and no substance. But Obama was way cooler than Romney and THAT was all that mattered.