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“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#166922 Aug 9, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
The Department of Defense (DoD) is proud to announce a new fleet of Class 69 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships USS Daring and USS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from Congress, renamed them USS Cautious and USS Prudent.
The next five ships are to be USS Empathy, USS Circumspect, USS Nervous, USS Timorous and USS Apologist.
Costing $850 million each they comply with the very latest employment, equality, health and safety and human rights laws.
The U.S. Navy fully expects any future enemy to be decent and to comply with the same high standards of our behavior.
The viewer friendly stacks will be painted in the "gay pride" colors.
Live ammunition has been replaced with paintballs to reduce the risk of anyone getting hurt and to cut down on the number of compensation claims.
Stress counselors and lawyers will be on board, as well as a union representative for each of the trades on board.
The crew will be 50%/50% men and women and will contain the correct balance of race, gender, sexuality and disability.
Sailors will only work a maximum of 40 hours per week as per union rules on working hours, and time and a half for overtime and double time on Sundays and holidays, even in wartime.
All the vessels are equipped with a maternity ward and a gay disco.
Tobacco will be banned throughout the ship, but recreational cannabis will be allowed in wardrooms and messes.
Saluting of officers is now considered elitist and has been replaced by "Hi Sailor".
All information on notice boards will be in 37 different languages.
Crew members will now have permission to grow beards and/or mustaches. This applies equally to female crew.
A majority of Senators have suggested a "non-specific" flag because the current "Stars and Stripes" may offend some Nations during port calls.
The newly re-named USS Cautious will be commissioned shortly by a Muslim cleric from the Washington DC Mosque who will detonate a small explosive device near the hull.
As she will gently slide into the sea the Marine Corps Band will play "In the Navy" by the Village People.
Her first deployment will be to escort boatloads of illegal immigrants to ports on the East coast. of the U.S.
The President said, "Our ships reflect the very latest in modern thinking and they will always be able to comply with any new legislation from the U.N."
His final words were, "I told you there would be "CHANGE!"
I see your post has garnered a yellow light bulb from an admirer. Means "brilliant". Wow. Well, does the twit who awarded the bulb realise that you've once more plagiarized someone else's work? Does it not matter to you at all ,in full view, you are stealing another person's words? And, did you even read the crapola you posted? I guess the "gay" part is what motivated you to post it. How exciting for you.
Justice LRS

Shreveport, LA

#166923 Aug 9, 2013
Hey Tinkerbell, how much has your "true" (LMAO) love cleaned you out of so far? LMAO! Pay Up Sucka! I think Herpes will be a given. Have you had your yearly shots? Hee Hee Hee Psychoboy Jr.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#166924 Aug 9, 2013
El Gato wrote:
<quoted text>
Well dah, Obama has released only 1% of the subpoenaed documents? It is her word against Obama's no-words.
Jacques from Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
So you're guessing. Like Zimmerman. SAY SO. Don't state, say, "I guess, I believe, I think". One would think you were in Benghazi same as you were there when Zimmerman killed Martin.
Why did Lois Leaner plea the Fifth in from of a Congressional hearing? All indications are they committed multiple felonies.
Sure the FBI says they are investigating but at the rate they are it will be after the 2016 election until they are finished and by the Obama will have given her a pardon!
Both Obama and Holder are both corrupt and make Nixon look like a choir boy.

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#166925 Aug 9, 2013
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
Funny, the old, dried up fart thinks I'm dying out! LMAO! What I wonder about is a politician who makes absurd and unfounded accusations, like Reid did. Which, makes anyone who supports such unethical behavior, suspect to say the least. Tell us psychoboy, why do you support liars and frauds? Does it run in your family? People are tired of bytching lil pizzants like yourself. Watch your back.
Can anyone guess what's coming next? LMAO!
I still haven't seen your response to the comment by the Senate minority leader, Senator Mitch McConnell, namely : "Let's make sure he's a one-term president". Which of the two statements is more harmful to the U,S., Reid's or McConnell's, as we must assume that the latter has no intention of cooperating with the president on ANY legislation? Can you answer at least once and skip the name-calling, ad hominem, vulgarity, death threats, profanity and what-not?
American Lady

Danville, KY

#166926 Aug 9, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
The Department of Defense (DoD) is proud to announce a new fleet of Class 69 destroyers.
As she will gently slide into the sea the Marine Corps Band will play "In the Navy" by the Village People.
Her first deployment will be to escort boatloads of illegal immigrants to ports on the East coast. of the U.S.
The President said, "Our ships reflect the very latest in modern thinking and they will always be able to comply with any new legislation from the U.N."
His final words were, "I told you there would be "CHANGE!"
Hey hey RS ...
I'll see yours and 'raise ya' one ...
``````````
I want to apologize to my constituents, not because of my special photos that I've sent as part of a right wing conspiracy using tax dollars to investigate.

No, I want to apologize for my bad hearing. I thought Obama said he saved Detroit and killed bin Laden. But oh my God, I got it backwards. LOL.

But gosh, all of us Democrats led by the main stream media, just keep getting it wrong folks.
It seems that Obama meant something entirely different when he claimed that he KILLED bin Laden and SAVED Detroit.

Because, you know, like a lot of problems Obama has tried to tackle, the result has been the exact opposite of what weíve been told.

In fact, OBAMA KILLED DETROIT AND SAVED AL QAEDA.

And it seems: HE MEANT TO DO THAT, in the words of the immortal of poet of the Big Eighties, Pee Wee Herman.

But what can you expect from a guy who thinks the United States has 57 states, that port of Savannah resides on the Gulf of Mexico and China provides a model economy.

As community organizer, it seems, Obama rarely traveled outside of, say, West 26th Street and East 79th street in Chicago,'EASY Street' at least mentally, politically and philosophically.

Remember when we had Bushisms? The Obamaisms are much better!
Wink, Wink! My favorites:

Iíll close Gitmo.

We donít spy on Americans.

The economy is finally gaining traction.

I'll cut the 'deficit' in half by the end of my first term.

Obamacare will produce MORE jobs.

The new Egyptian government is democratic.

Welcome to Recovery Summer.

Green jobs are important to stimulate the economy.

We are not arming Al Qaeda.

Benghazi was a long time ago.

There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe.

There is no sexual relationship.

I wonít bring up the point that the media RARELY, IF EVER, calls Obama out on his faux pasÖ whoops, there I pointed it out and I didnít mean to.
Ok, ok, I meant to do that.

Because there is a larger point here: You cannot treat the truth like itís flexible or pliable or moldable to fit your circumstances without an awful lot of stretching that goes into it.

Just ask Nancy Pelosiís cosmetic surgeon. You can stretch around the edges as much as you want, but that only goes so far. Or when I take a special photo of myself, the same applies.

Right now the Democrats, as represented by Obama, are mostly stretch, and no substance. But Obama was way cooler than Romney and THAT was all that mattered.

c/p
Justice LRS

Shreveport, LA

#166927 Aug 9, 2013
Jacques from Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
I see your post has garnered a yellow light bulb from an admirer. Means "brilliant". Wow. Well, does the twit who awarded the bulb realise that you've once more plagiarized someone else's work? Does it not matter to you at all ,in full view, you are stealing another person's words? And, did you even read the crapola you posted? I guess the "gay" part is what motivated you to post it. How exciting for you.
Ya just can't help but bytch, can ya Path?

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#166928 Aug 9, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
El Gato wrote:
<quoted text>
Well dah, Obama has released only 1% of the subpoenaed documents? It is her word against Obama's no-words.
<quoted text>
Why did Lois Leaner plea the Fifth in from of a Congressional hearing? All indications are they committed multiple felonies.
Sure the FBI says they are investigating but at the rate they are it will be after the 2016 election until they are finished and by the Obama will have given her a pardon!
Both Obama and Holder are both corrupt and make Nixon look like a choir boy.
Choir boy? Nixon sang off-key, just like you.

Never mind the 5th and Leaner or whatever, that is irrelevant. What is relevant is that you keep stating stuff you make up AND know nothing about. Benghazi, Iraq, Afghanistan, Bin Laden's demise, Zimmerman, et al. You write about all of that like you KNEW. You believe your own fabrications, all borne from hate BTW and carry on like you were present at each happening. Present in Afghanistan, in Iraq, present when Bin Laden was killed, present in Benghazi, present when Zimmerman killed Martin. You DO get around, don't you?

The latest was your Daffy Duck assessment on Japan's latest "carrier-destroyer" , the reason for it and the country's constitution. Amazing.
Justice LRS

Shreveport, LA

#166929 Aug 9, 2013
Jacques from Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
I still haven't seen your response to the comment by the Senate minority leader, Senator Mitch McConnell, namely : "Let's make sure he's a one-term president". Which of the two statements is more harmful to the U,S., Reid's or McConnell's, as we must assume that the latter has no intention of cooperating with the president on ANY legislation? Can you answer at least once and skip the name-calling, ad hominem, vulgarity, death threats, profanity and what-not?
Sure can. Just as soon as you learn how "not" to be an azzhole. Deal?

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#166930 Aug 9, 2013
American Lady wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey hey RS ...
I'll see yours and 'raise ya' one ...
``````````
I want to apologize to my constituents, not because of my special photos that I've sent as part of a right wing conspiracy using tax dollars to investigate.
No, I want to apologize for my bad hearing. I thought Obama said he saved Detroit and killed bin Laden. But oh my God, I got it backwards. LOL.
But gosh, all of us Democrats led by the main stream media, just keep getting it wrong folks.
It seems that Obama meant something entirely different when he claimed that he KILLED bin Laden and SAVED Detroit.
Because, you know, like a lot of problems Obama has tried to tackle, the result has been the exact opposite of what weíve been told.
In fact, OBAMA KILLED DETROIT AND SAVED AL QAEDA.
And it seems: HE MEANT TO DO THAT, in the words of the immortal of poet of the Big Eighties, Pee Wee Herman.
But what can you expect from a guy who thinks the United States has 57 states, that port of Savannah resides on the Gulf of Mexico and China provides a model economy.
As community organizer, it seems, Obama rarely traveled outside of, say, West 26th Street and East 79th street in Chicago,'EASY Street' at least mentally, politically and philosophically.
Remember when we had Bushisms? The Obamaisms are much better!
Wink, Wink! My favorites:
Iíll close Gitmo.
We donít spy on Americans.
The economy is finally gaining traction.
I'll cut the 'deficit' in half by the end of my first term.
Obamacare will produce MORE jobs.
The new Egyptian government is democratic.
Welcome to Recovery Summer.
Green jobs are important to stimulate the economy.
We are not arming Al Qaeda.
Benghazi was a long time ago.
There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe.
There is no sexual relationship.
I wonít bring up the point that the media RARELY, IF EVER, calls Obama out on his faux pasÖ whoops, there I pointed it out and I didnít mean to.
Ok, ok, I meant to do that.
Because there is a larger point here: You cannot treat the truth like itís flexible or pliable or moldable to fit your circumstances without an awful lot of stretching that goes into it.
Just ask Nancy Pelosiís cosmetic surgeon. You can stretch around the edges as much as you want, but that only goes so far. Or when I take a special photo of myself, the same applies.
Right now the Democrats, as represented by Obama, are mostly stretch, and no substance. But Obama was way cooler than Romney and THAT was all that mattered.
c/p
LMAO (LRS tm reg'd), she/he replies to plagiarism with more cut-and-paste plagiarism. Birthers. If they didn't exist, someone would have to invent them.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#166931 Aug 9, 2013
Jacques from Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
I see your post has garnered a yellow light bulb from an admirer. Means "brilliant". Wow. Well, does the twit who awarded the bulb realise that you've once more plagiarized someone else's work? Does it not matter to you at all ,in full view, you are stealing another person's words? And, did you even read the crapola you posted? I guess the "gay" part is what motivated you to post it. How exciting for you.
Whose work did I plagiarizer?

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#166932 Aug 9, 2013
acques from Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
I still haven't seen your response to the comment by the Senate minority leader, Senator Mitch McConnell, namely : "Let's make sure he's a one-term president". Which of the two statements is more harmful to the U,S., Reid's or McConnell's, as we must assume that the latter has no intention of cooperating with the president on ANY legislation? Can you answer at least once and skip the name-calling, ad hominem, vulgarity, death threats, profanity and what-not?
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
Sure can. Just as soon as you learn how "not" to be an azzhole. Deal?
I wonder if Jacqueau wanted to make G.W. a one-term-president? It should always be the goal of every party to gain control over both House of Congress and the Presidency. Jacqueau seems to be upset because someone actually admitted it!
Oh, I have explained this before but Jacqueau does not seem to get it and that is why I call him a Libtard.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#166933 Aug 9, 2013
Jacques from Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
Choir boy? Nixon sang off-key, just like you.
Never mind the 5th and Leaner or whatever, that is irrelevant. What is relevant is that you keep stating stuff you make up AND know nothing about. Benghazi, Iraq, Afghanistan, Bin Laden's demise, Zimmerman, et al. You write about all of that like you KNEW. You believe your own fabrications, all borne from hate BTW and carry on like you were present at each happening. Present in Afghanistan, in Iraq, present when Bin Laden was killed, present in Benghazi, present when Zimmerman killed Martin. You DO get around, don't you?
The latest was your Daffy Duck assessment on Japan's latest "carrier-destroyer" , the reason for it and the country's constitution. Amazing.
You need to chill out boy!
Do you know the difference between a U-2 and a TR-1? Or a B-26K and a A-26A? Hint, it is all political!

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#166934 Aug 9, 2013
Early in America's involvement in the Vietnam War we built several airbases inside Thailand. The Thais allowed us to base aircraft there so long as they were not BOMBERS. So we re-designated the B-26Ks as A-26As.
And under the START agreement we were not allowed to station U-2s in Europe so we re-designated some U-2s as TR-1s (TR = Tactical Reconnaissance).
Japans consitution said they can not have a combat ship larger than a destroyer so they call the helicopter carriers (aircraft carriers) as "flat-top destroyers" even though they are three or four times the size of a regular 'destroyer'.
I guess you can call it "political semanics"

Political Semantics And The Art Of The Slogan
June 01, 2009
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php...

It is like Obama's Affordable Care Act which is anything except for affordable. Libatrds do a lot of that to justify what they are doing

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#166935 Aug 9, 2013
Actor Matt Damon told Black Entertainment Television (BET) that President Barack Obama "has some explaining to do:"
"There are a lot of things that I really question Ė the legality of the drone strikes, these NSA revelations. Jimmy Carter came out and said we donít live in a democracy. Thatís a little intense when an ex-president says that. So you know, heís got some explaining to do, particularly for a constitutional law professor."
When asked his opinion of the President's second term, Damon chuckled and said, "He broke up with me."

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#166936 Aug 9, 2013
This is shore to piss off you racist Libtards.

First lady Nancy Reagan came looking for him in the kitchen one day. She wanted to remind him about the upcoming dinner for West German Chancellor Helmut Kohl. He told her he was well ahead in the planning and had already picked out the china. But she told him he would not be working that night.

"She said,'You [Eugene Allen] and Helene are coming to the state dinner as guests of President Reagan and myself.' I'm telling you! I believe I'm the only butler to get invited to a state dinner."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/...

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#166937 Aug 9, 2013
I spent my last two years of high school in Alexandria, VA and in my senior year I had an after school job as a flower delivery boy. One of our customers was Letitia Baldrige whom I delivered $25 worth of cut flowers twice a week. That is $200 a month back in 1968-69 so I assume that would be a lot more in today's dollars.

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“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#166938 Aug 9, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Whose work did I plagiarizer?
This is so sad. I do pity you. You plagiarized WILLFULLY, deleting the last sentence of the text which says :

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I would hide.

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#166939 Aug 9, 2013
Jacques from Ottawa wrote:

<quoted text>
I still haven't seen your response to the comment by the Senate minority leader, Senator Mitch McConnell, namely : "Let's make sure he's a one-term president". Which of the two statements is more harmful to the U,S., Reid's or McConnell's, as we must assume that the latter has no intention of cooperating with the president on ANY legislation? Can you answer at least once and skip the name-calling, ad hominem, vulgarity, death threats, profanity and what-not?
Justice LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
Sure can. Just as soon as you learn how "not" to be an azzhole. Deal?
Another impressive and intelligent response by the OMG ha ha Justice ho ho LRS.

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#166940 Aug 9, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
You need to chill out boy!
Do you know the difference between a U-2 and a TR-1? Or a B-26K and a A-26A? Hint, it is all political!
Relevance please. And how does the above alter the fact that you are ignorant?

“Bonjour Hello Buongiorno Hola”

Since: Feb 12

Ottawa

#166941 Aug 9, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
Early in America's involvement in the Vietnam War we built several airbases inside Thailand. The Thais allowed us to base aircraft there so long as they were not BOMBERS. So we re-designated the B-26Ks as A-26As.
And under the START agreement we were not allowed to station U-2s in Europe so we re-designated some U-2s as TR-1s (TR = Tactical Reconnaissance).
Japans consitution said they can not have a combat ship larger than a destroyer so they call the helicopter carriers (aircraft carriers) as "flat-top destroyers" even though they are three or four times the size of a regular 'destroyer'.
I guess you can call it "political semanics"
Political Semantics And The Art Of The Slogan
June 01, 2009
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php...
It is like Obama's Affordable Care Act which is anything except for affordable. Libatrds do a lot of that to justify what they are doing
Clueless. You've just repeated what I've been pounding into your steel-plated skull, size, constitution, diplomatic language. Sigh.

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