I thought you were an American?<quoted text>
Only in America does anyone call it Soccer! You don't get out much, do you?
Oh, in German they call it "fussball", the Spanish cal it "futball" and the French call it "ballon".
Now Tootzie, can you name us another country which calls it "soccer"?
Oh, you do know that if you dye your hair (on your head) brunet, you will raise your IQ by ten points!
Americans call it Soccer and you referred to it as Football.
I bet you still call Freedom Fries, French Fries.