The statute?<quoted text>
And thank you for playing! I put the statute in your face and there's nothing you can do about it. LMAO! I didn't write it! Sorry you don't like what it says. Wait, no I'm not! LMAO!
"The justification described ***in the preceding sections*** of this chapter is not available to a person who ... unless ...."
However, the only section that could apply is 776.012, which has already been ruled unavailable to persons who provoke the use of force contemporaneously to the actions of the victim.
Which leaves you with only your limp little thing in your hands.