---------The Reign of Hope & Change--------
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land Called America,having lost their morals, their initiative, and their Will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as “The One.”
He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning;
but He hypnotized the people telling them,“I am sent to save you.”
My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego,
and my Association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall
save you with hope and change.
Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the Land that he who preceded
me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, And that all he has built, was not built by him must be
destroyed. And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what
“The One” would do, he had promised. That it was good; and they believed.
And “The One” said “We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me
change everything about it!”
And the people said,“Hallelujah! Change is good!”
Then He said,“We are
going to tax the rich fat-cats.” And the People said “Sock it to them!”“And
redistribute their wealth.” And the people said,“Show us the money!” And
the he said,“Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody…”
And Joe the plumber asked,“Are you kidding me? You are going to Steal my
money and give it to the deadbeats??” And “The One” Ridiculed and taunted him,
and Joe’s personal records were hacked and publicized.
One lone reporter asked,
“Is that not Marxist policy?”
And she was 'banished' from the kingdom.
Then a citizen asked,“With no foreign relations experience and having zero military
experience or knowledge, how will you deal with Radical terrorists?” And “The One”
said,“Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are;
and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!” And the people Said,“Hallelujah!!
We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!”
Then “The One” said I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.” And one, lone voice said,
“But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes.” So “The One said,“Then I shall give you some
of the taxes the fat-cats pay!” And the people said,“Hallelujah! Show us the money!”
Then “The One” said,“I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!”
And the people yawned and the slumping housing market Collapsed.
And He said.“I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the
minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and
transportation to the Clinics. And a free obamaphone to call the pill mills and make ya appointments. And the people said,“Give me some of that!” Then he said,
“I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.” And the people said,
“Where is my rebate check?”
Then “The One” said,“I shall bankrupt the coal industry and Electricity rates will skyrocket!”
And the people said,“Coal is Dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we do not care for that part
about higher electric rates.” So “The One” said,“Not to worry.” If your rebate is not enough to
cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!”
Then He said,“Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let us Grant them amnesty, Social Security,
free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing…” And the people
said,“Hallelujah!” and they made him king!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and Ever-higher taxes, raised their prices
and laid off workers.
Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were
without a means of support.