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The Atheist and the Bear!

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing.

He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful...AMEN!"
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http://www.naute.com/jokes/atheist.phtml

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ISTANBUL and REPUBLIC OF TURKEY
THE CENTER OF THE WORLD.
The Center of 3 Major Religions..
Churches,Mosques,Sinagogs and PEACE in Mind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Sorry, sure Turkey maybe more civil than the neighbors to your south, you only allow non-Muslims to exist so long as they remain silent.
If it is otherwise, why not return the Basilica of Constantine to the Christians from whom you Muslims stole it from?

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Looks like Rogue's and Communist Lady's prayers paid off. Death toll revised to 24 instead of close to 80 previously announced. Thanks to these prayers, over 50 have come back to life.
Seriously, now, this is a tragedy, even if there was only one death. 24 is horrible. And where, oh where are those poor families whose homes have been levelled going to live now and in the immediate future? But to have right-wing holier-than-thou religious hypocrites like Rogue and Commie Lady offer their prayers to those poor people is like offering pork to a practicing Jew or Moslem.
It is sad that the only remarks made by lefties in the past five+ hours are sad troll remarks.

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Ya know what, I do not get sad when a person who has lived a full life passes on to the next. But it does make me reflect when an innocent life is lost before their time would have come.
I do not blame God as I think he is more concerned about our immortal soul than our mortal life here on earth.

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When an atheist dies, do you dress them up before you bury them? After all, there is no place for them togo.
And why bury or cremate them? When not leave their flesh for the animals to feast upon? I mean, if atheists think that wild animals have just as much a right to live as they do, why not share the wealth of their nutrition.
Just chuck their carcases out into the woods and let Mother Nature reak to bounty.

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<quoted text>Barry the alien went too far in 08, congress knew it and just sat on their royal asses.
I disagree, most of Congress ignored the issue mostly for political reasons. I takes a true hero like LTC Terry Lakin to step up and be a martyr! I just hope sooner or later Colonel Lakin will be rewarded for his heroism.
Please note, I never refer to Mr. North as Ltc or Col N*rth because he lied to Congress. When you testify before Congress, you can testify truthfully, refuse to answer based on the Fifth Amendment ..... or LIE and he chose to lie. And I have the same contempt for anyone who also lies to Congress!
Oh, most states have laws that make it a crime to lie to a law enforcement officer who is engaged in investigating a crime and I think the same should also apply to lying Congressmen and Senators whether in a committee or individually in their capacity as such. For some reason we expect to be sworn in or be advised of our rights.

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I saw George when he was the middle entertainment at a Who and Lead Zeppelin concert in 1968. He will be missed.

Jon Stewart interviews George Carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
Jon Stewart Totally DESTROYS Obama Administration Over IRS Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I knew that humour, wit and intelligent banter were all things that escape you totally. After all, you are conservative, birther and tea partyer. Talk about 3 strikes!

Jon Stewart proceeds to mock the tea party, conservatives, the IRS and while he' at it, the VA. And your reaction is "Jon Stewart Totally DESTROYS Obama Administration Over IRS Scandal"?

OMG

Go back to your late 50s , early 60s humour, Rogue.

Rogue type of humour, 1950s brand.

Guy walks into a bar, "Glass of milk please"
Birther boor gets of his stool, "Oh Yeah, take this, you milk-sucking sissy queer (LRS tm reg'd)" and punches the nerd in the mouth, knocks out all his teeth and lays him out for the count.

Rogue and his friends burst out laughing, "Oh this is the best joke I've ever heard in my life", echoes companion Justice ha ha LRS . And birthers slap their own thighs and rush out for target practice, two of them in such a hurry , shooting themselves in the foot while Rogue peers into the barrel of his loaded gun "with the safety off" to see if it's clean. How it must suck to be a birther tea partyer with no intelligence, no wit, no nuthin' and the laughing stocks of the nation

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corr : off his stool

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Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
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Well, how much war debt has Obama wrung up in the past four years? He did promise to get us out of Iraq and Afghanistan and close GITMO within ONE YEAR, did he not?!?
How much money has Obama wasted on "Green" energy?
he didn't start those losing wars, remember? Remember "Mission accomplished?". Was it not finished then? What happened?

Gitmo? Ask Congress why it's not closed. Yes, ask your 25% voter-approval GOP congress why Gitmos's not closed.

Deficit ? Decreasing every month, every year. GWB was left with a $400 billion budget surplus, squandered it in less than a year and left Obama with a 600 billion deficit and rising. Keep comparing apples and oranges, Rogue.

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My father use to say that you could tell who were the real Christians as they left the church and drove out of the parking lot! But I believe anyone who keeps his faith, whether a Christian, Jew, Muslim, Hindu, etc., would respect all. And would take only what he needed,,,,,, not all that he wanted!
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My father did not JUDGE them. People like Rev. Wright judge people when they say "God damn ....."!
My father, like myself, had/have no idea who God will allow in heaven, or condemn to hell. But YOU sure seem to!
You second judge our prayers all the time. How atheistic of you!
Let's see. So your father did not judge them. Did you write this ? "My father use to say that you could tell who were the real Christians as they left the church and drove out of the parking lot"

Are you out there?

And why this tirade as to who's going to heaven or hell and what your daddy thought? YOU mentioned, just did, brought it out. I didn't. No one else did.

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Pdamerica org wrote:
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For 6 out of 8 years Bush and Cheney had a Republican House and a Republican Senate.
They increased the size of government with the greatest deficits in history.
BTW: Obama, Reid, Pelosi are all corporate Centrist Democrats and NOT LIBERAL.
You are half-right. Yes, for the first six years on Bush-43 the Republicans did control both Houses of Congress but they were not Conservatives but Country Club RINOs. They had forced most Conservatives out to include New Gingrich.
But BTW, Obama, Reid, Pelosi are not Liberals as true Liberals are free thinkers and they are Progressive Socialists Fascists who want to control every aspect of businesses and peoples lives.

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The Atheist and the Bear!
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing.
He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
Even the river stopped moving.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The river ran again.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful...AMEN!"
Author Unknown
http://www.naute.com/jokes/atheist.phtml
Bingo, right on, bear's a Christian, gonna kill the atheist.

Why do you make it so easy? Do you even realise what you've just done, just proved? Not the first time you pick out stuff that makes you look like a twit.

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Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
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Sorry, sure Turkey maybe more civil than the neighbors to your south, you only allow non-Muslims to exist so long as they remain silent.
If it is otherwise, why not return the Basilica of Constantine to the Christians from whom you Muslims stole it from?
The ex-Basilica is a museum, Rogue, been deconsecrated. Anyone can vist. Turkey is not a Moslem state, as per so many others, Rogue. It is, never mind, look it up.

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Ya know what, I do not get sad when a person who has lived a full life passes on to the next. But it does make me reflect when an innocent life is lost before their time would have come.
I do not blame God as I think he is more concerned about our immortal soul than our mortal life here on earth.
How concerned was he when He killed all those innocent babies and children in Sodome and Gomorrah, and before that, when He flooded the entire earth, how many innocent children did He drown? I assume of course, in both cases , that every living soul was evil and perverted and deserved death, even babies and children. Would you mind explaining that one, Rogue? I ask because you wrote " But it does make me reflect when an innocent life is lost before their time would have come."

Are you going to say that killings were okay in those olden days?

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For 6 out of 8 years Bush and Cheney had a Republican House and a Republican Senate.
They increased the size of government with the greatest deficits in history.
BTW: Obama, Reid, Pelosi are all corporate Centrist Democrats and NOT LIBERAL
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
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You are half-right. Yes, for the first six years on Bush-43 the Republicans did control both Houses of Congress but they were not Conservatives but Country Club RINOs. They had forced most Conservatives out to include New Gingrich.
But BTW, Obama, Reid, Pelosi are not Liberals as true Liberals are free thinkers and they are Progressive Socialists Fascists who want to control every aspect of businesses and peoples lives.
you see, Pdamerica, with Rogue, it's lose-lose for you. He had said the Congresses were democrat under repub presidents, you correct him, he says you're right BUT they were Rino Repubs, well, dems in disguise. It's what Rogue the birther does.

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Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
Jon Stewart Totally DESTROYS Obama Administration Over IRS Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/watch ...
Jacques from Ottawa wrote:
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I knew that humour, wit and intelligent banter were all things that escape you totally. After all, you are conservative, birther and tea partyer. Talk about 3 strikes!
Jon Stewart proceeds to mock the tea party, conservatives, the IRS and while he' at it, the VA. And your reaction is "Jon Stewart Totally DESTROYS Obama Administration Over IRS Scandal"?
OMG
Go back to your late 50s , early 60s humour, Rogue.
Rogue type of humour, 1950s brand.
Guy walks into a bar, "Glass of milk please"
Birther boor gets of his stool, "Oh Yeah, take this, you milk-sucking sissy queer (LRS tm reg'd)" and punches the nerd in the mouth, knocks out all his teeth and lays him out for the count.
Rogue and his friends burst out laughing, "Oh this is the best joke I've ever heard in my life", echoes companion Justice ha ha LRS . And birthers slap their own thighs and rush out for target practice, two of them in such a hurry , shooting themselves in the foot while Rogue peers into the barrel of his loaded gun "with the safety off" to see if it's clean. How it must suck to be a birther tea partyer with no intelligence, no wit, no nuthin' and the laughing stocks of the nation
You obviously did not watch the last twenty seconds, did YOU!!!
And you also do not understand double-sarcasm either.
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I disagree, most of Congress ignored the issue mostly for political reasons. I takes a true hero like LTC Terry Lakin to step up and be a martyr! I just hope sooner or later Colonel Lakin will be rewarded for his heroism.
Please note, I never refer to Mr. North as Ltc or Col N*rth because he lied to Congress. When you testify before Congress, you can testify truthfully, refuse to answer based on the Fifth Amendment ..... or LIE and he chose to lie. And I have the same contempt for anyone who also lies to Congress!
Oh, most states have laws that make it a crime to lie to a law enforcement officer who is engaged in investigating a crime and I think the same should also apply to lying Congressmen and Senators whether in a committee or individually in their capacity as such. For some reason we expect to be sworn in or be advised of our rights.
LMAO!!! That is right they ignored the issue. I hold them just as responsible for violating the Constitution as I do Obama.

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I wonder if Jacqueau can see the sarcasm here?

Obama finds the truth offensive
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In the 1930 John Dos Passos novel The 42nd Parallel, the quotation [ "There's a sucker born every minute"] is attributed to Mark Twain.
Jacques from Ottawa wrote:
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Mark Twain, one of the best, was as anti-religious, the ultimate iconoclast, as any man or woman. Did you at least know that? Yet, it is not clear if he believed in God and I don't think you or anyone else could be the judge of that. But anti-religious, Twain? Yes. Look it up.
Yes, I knew that Samuel Clemens was an atheist. But I wanted to make sure I gave a credit to the person who said "There's a sucker born every minute" but the jury is still out who actually originated the quote and it really doesn't matter if they believe in God or not.
For some reason, you celebrate a person based on their devient sexual orientation or lack of believe in God (or gawds).

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