I do, I spend about three or four months camping out in Kentucky, no TV, no phone, no running water, no electricity, just me the woods and the wildlife! Hell, you should see some of the wildlife!!<quoted text>
Er, I'm sure Wichita and its suburbs is a nice place for nice people like you, but you should try to get out more.
Now I do have some pleasures that a city doesn't have, my own swimming hole and a cold spring for my beer and drinking/cooking water, don't like my beer too cold it spoils the taste.
Yep, if I didn't have obligations here I would disappear completely.