To which the students replied:Oh, one day I was out at Tac Runkle and a Huey was landing and it's rotor blades where whistling. I recognized the sound as it Vietnam if you had a few bullet holes in the blades they would make the same sound.
So as the two student pilots shut down their aircraft I walked up to them if they had been flying a little two low and they said no. Then I pointed to the cut marks on the bottom of the blades and picked pine bow out of their skids and told them they WERE flying to low!
"Gee Mr Rouge, you sure know a lot about nothing. I guess we'd better take your word on Obama's status as a Natural Born Citizen".