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[Rogue Scholar 05]

Best Little Johnny Joke



The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."



"Very good", said the teacher. Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Debbie", said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth." Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.

[Robert Laity]

Poppo wrote:

<quoted text>
Sorry Bobby but it would appear you’ve simply defrauded your mind. The birfoon began his ghost hunt on nothing save a wing and a prayer from the start so what did you really expect to happen?
Don’t know how the man could be a traitor as well if you say he wasn’t born here.

Even IF Obama WERE "Born here",he is still DQ'd to be President since his Father was a Brit. Obama is NOT a "Natural-Born Citizen" as required by the Constitution.

Obama "owes allegiance to the United States". Obama having given aid and comfort to America's enemies IS Treason. His usurpation of the Presidency,in time of war,IS espionage.
See 18USC,Part 1,Chapter 115,Sec.2381 AND the UCMJ at 906.106

[Rogue Scholar 05]

Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah, The DEMOCRAT Party was founded in "1860"? Then what political party was Andrew Jackson? And Abe Lincoln was not a Democrat!
Democratic
Fifteen members of the Democratic Party have served as president, governing for a total of 85 years. Five served at least two full terms (Franklin Roosevelt was elected four times; he served three full terms and died during his fourth) and five served one full term. Three succeeded to the presidency after the death of their predecessor (of which two were subsequently elected to a full term [i.e., Harry Truman and Lyndon Johnson]) and one, Andrew Johnson, did not seek election). John F. Kennedy was assassinated before his first term was finished and Barack Obama is currently in office.
Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)
Martin Van Buren (1837–1841)
James K. Polk (1845–1849)
Franklin Pierce (1853–1857)
James Buchanan (1857–1861)
Andrew Johnson (1868)[n 2]
Grover Cleveland (1885–1889),(1893–1897)
Woodrow Wilson (1913–1921)
Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933–1945)
Harry S. Truman (1945–1953)
John F. Kennedy (1961–1963)
Lyndon B. Johnson (1963–1969)
Jimmy Carter (1977–1981)
Bill Clinton (1993–2001)
Barack Obama (2009–present)

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

<quoted text>
Andrew Jackson was Democratic-Republican. The Democratic party was formed from a scission in 1860.
I never said Lincoln was a Democrat. I said he'd be a democrat TODAY, certainly not wanting to associate with such a bunch of hopeless losers.

That's funny as Wiki says Andrew Jackson was a DEMOCRAT!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson
And this Wiki piece says the Democrat-Republican Party dissolved in 1927, two years before Jackson was elected.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic-Repub...

[Robert Laity]

Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:

Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah, The DEMOCRAT Party was founded in "1860"? Then what political party was Andrew Jackson? And Abe Lincoln was not a Democrat!
Democratic
Fifteen members of the Democratic Party have served as president, governing for a total of 85 years. Five served at least two full terms (Franklin Roosevelt was elected four times; he served three full terms and died during his fourth) and five served one full term. Three succeeded to the presidency after the death of their predecessor (of which two were subsequently elected to a full term [i.e., Harry Truman and Lyndon Johnson]) and one, Andrew Johnson, did not seek election). John F. Kennedy was assassinated before his first term was finished and Barack Obama is currently in office.
Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)
Martin Van Buren (1837–1841)
James K. Polk (1845–1849)
Franklin Pierce (1853–1857)
James Buchanan (1857–1861)
Andrew Johnson (1868)[n 2]
Grover Cleveland (1885–1889),(1893–1897)
Woodrow Wilson (1913–1921)
Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933–1945)
Harry S. Truman (1945–1953)
John F. Kennedy (1961–1963)
Lyndon B. Johnson (1963–1969)
Jimmy Carter (1977–1981)
Bill Clinton (1993–2001)
Barack Obama (2009–present)
<quoted text>
That's funny as Wiki says Andrew Jackson was a DEMOCRAT!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson
And this Wiki piece says the Democrat-Republican Party dissolved in 1927, two years before Jackson was elected.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic-Repub...

Lincoln started the Republican Party. Strange that Obama always tries to make people think that he is Lincolnesque.

[Robert Laity]

Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:

Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah, The DEMOCRAT Party was founded in "1860"? Then what political party was Andrew Jackson? And Abe Lincoln was not a Democrat!
Democratic
Fifteen members of the Democratic Party have served as president, governing for a total of 85 years. Five served at least two full terms (Franklin Roosevelt was elected four times; he served three full terms and died during his fourth) and five served one full term. Three succeeded to the presidency after the death of their predecessor (of which two were subsequently elected to a full term [i.e., Harry Truman and Lyndon Johnson]) and one, Andrew Johnson, did not seek election). John F. Kennedy was assassinated before his first term was finished and Barack Obama is currently in office.
Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)
Martin Van Buren (1837–1841)
James K. Polk (1845–1849)
Franklin Pierce (1853–1857)
James Buchanan (1857–1861)
Andrew Johnson (1868)[n 2]
Grover Cleveland (1885–1889),(1893–1897)
Woodrow Wilson (1913–1921)
Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933–1945)
Harry S. Truman (1945–1953)
John F. Kennedy (1961–1963)
Lyndon B. Johnson (1963–1969)
Jimmy Carter (1977–1981)
Bill Clinton (1993–2001)
Barack Obama (2009–present)
<quoted text>
That's funny as Wiki says Andrew Jackson was a DEMOCRAT!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson
And this Wiki piece says the Democrat-Republican Party dissolved in 1927, two years before Jackson was elected.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic-Repub...

Obama is NOT "Currently in Office". Obama is a usurper.,NOT the bona-fides "president".

[Poppo]

LibtardsRtwits wrote:

Ron McRae: Amen. I am so thankful. Could I ask her, uh, about this, uh, his actual birthplace? I would like to see his actual birthplace when I, when I come to Kenya in December. Uh, was she present when he was, WAS SHE PRESENT WHEN HE WAS BORN IN KENYA?
Translator to Sarah Obama: Alikuma Zalima Obama (unintelligible)
Kweli Shuhubia: He was asking her, he wants to know something, WAS ah SHE PRESENT WHEN HE WAS BORN?
Translator: YES. SHE SAYS "YES SHE WAS!" SHE WAS PRESENT WHEN OBAMA WAS BORN
McRae: OKay
Then there is this for the doubting libtards
http://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/2011/0 ...
This is a pretty good read!
Exhibit "B"
United States District Court For The Eastern District of Pennsynvania
Affidavit Of Reverend Kweli Shuhubia
Bishop McRae asked Mrs. Obama specificly, "Where you present when your grandson Barack Obama was born in Kenya?"
This was asked to her in translation twice, and both times she specifically replied, "Yes".
It appeared Mrs. Obama's relatives and her grandson, handling the translation, had obviously been versed to counter such facts with the purported information from the American news media that Obama was born in Hawaii. Dispute this, Mrs. Sarah Hussein Obama was very adamant that her grandson Barack Hussein Obama, was born in Kenya, and she that was present and witnessed his birth in Kenya, NOT THE UNITED STATES.
When Mrs. Obamas grandson attempted to counter his grandmothers clear response to the question, verifying the birth of Senator Obama in Kenya, Bishop McRae asked her grandson, how she could be present at Barack Obama's birth if the senator was born in Hawaii, but the grandson would not answer the question, instead HE repeatedly tried to insert that, "No, no, no. He was in the United States!"
But during the conversation, Mrs. Sarah Hussein Obama NEVER changed her reply that she was indeed present when Senator Barack Obama was born in Kenya.

Poor Cmor! Still posting his fables as though they were still active anywhere save in his mind.

I believe U.S. District Judge R. Barclay Surrick while dismissing that particular case used words like “ridiculous, patently false, frivolous, not worthy of discussion and venturing into the unreasonable” while the Supreme Court just said “no”

That of course was the final read. Exhibit B indeed.

“Unlike Cmor in Birfoonland, simply saying something is so does not make it so”

[Jacques Ottawa]

LRS wrote:

I see the sequester hasn't stopped Obumbler from traveling on our dime. "Make It Hurt". What kind of leader would say that? A very f'ed up one, that's who!

But you said yesterday it didn't hurt yet, why , you were even disapponted it didn't hurt yet like Obama promised. Make upyour mind. Hmmm, mind? LMAO (LRS tm reg'd)

[Poppo]

LibtardsRtwits wrote:

<quoted text>
All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.
Obummer and Adolf Hitler have you libtards pegged!

Yeah I know Cmor. Like the skewed polls showing Romney behind and the skewed job numbers and so forth. Everyone watching Fox knows Romney should have won by a landslide. Except everyone not watching Fox never gave him much of a chance.

See Nate Silver.

[Jacques Ottawa]

LRS wrote:

Disregard my last post. Tired. Out...

No. "idioted" out. Beautiful grl friend nurse's injection taking effect, loser talking to himself, getting monikers all mixed up. How it must suck to be a delirious Moe-like loser LMAO (LRS tm reg'd).

[Poppo]

That Guy wrote:

<quoted text> You call us paranoid loons for trying to speak the truth? Wasnt it clear that even his GRANDMOTHER said he was not from this country, and she was deported, Take a bite into your evidence before you speak it.

Paranoid delusion is not evidence of anything except a mental disorder Mr. Guy.“His Grandmother” said no such thing nor was she deported.

[Poppo]

Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:

<quoted text>
You do know it is an old law that was just renewed, don't you?
In fact the The Violence Against Women Act of 1994 was passed and signed into law under ..... Bill Clinton!
Question, in same sex couples, which one is the woman? If you have a gay couple, there are none. But if you are a lesbian couple, which one is protected from the other? And what happens in a traditional marriage if the woman beats up on the man? It seems the law favors women over men which means it is a bigoted law.
From Wiki: The Act's 2012 renewal was opposed by conservative Republicans, who objected to extending the Act's protections to same-sex couples .
Silly Libtards!

Yeah I know Rogue but the law expanded protections to Native Americans, gay, lesbian and transgender victims as well as undocumented immigrants in the reauthorized version.

Apparently not many Republicans cared for that version.

Surely you must know women can be charged with domestic violence as well don’t you?

[Poppo]

FALCONER wrote:

<quoted text>
So true!
When Obama talks about creating jobs, he's talking about public sector unions who donated to his campaign.

And birfoon bubble much like his skull remains impenetrable

All told, the public sector has shed over 600,000 employees since mid-2009.(The figure was 89,000 over the last three months of 2012, representing one government job lost for five gained in the private sector.) The triple whammy of declining state and local tax revenues (which only returned to 2008 levels last year), draconian budget cuts and the drying up of federal stimulus funds have led to a record decline in government jobs.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/01/13/1178...

[Poppo]

LRS wrote:

<quoted text>
Feeling kind of stupid for having put that information on the net, huh? Can't say I blame ya. It was an incredibly stupid thing to do. Pay up sucka! LMAO @ slaveboy.

You are indeed a retard if you think I ever said anything about my taxes other than to say I do indeed pay federal, state and local. And I certainly pay them when they’re due besides donating to free online projects like WiKi to keep you from being totally stupid.

Dear Poppo,

Thanks to more than a million generous donations, our annual fundraiser was over in record time. We said thank you on Wikipedia at the end of 2012. In case you missed that, we're saying it again here.

Your donation makes it possible for the Wikimedia Foundation to provide thousands of volunteer editors with the tools and infrastructure they need to keep Wikipedia going -- software developers, a data center fit to serve the world's fifth most popular site, support programs around the world and more.
Have you ever wondered who wrote the millions of articles on Wikipedia? This year we made a video to introduce you to just a few of them. If you have a few minutes, please watch:
http://youtu.be/3Knv6D6Thi0
(Note: Video hosted by YouTube, not Wikimedia, and is subject to YouTube's terms of use and privacy policy.)

We also convinced a pair of independent filmmakers to donate this clip from their upcoming documentary film showing a remote village in Peru where children learn to edit Wikipedia and add an article about their own community:
http://youtu.be/1XPnH_rF9ks
(Also hosted by YouTube)

The 2012 fundraiser was our shortest and most successful ever. Thanks to our readers, we've been able to spend less time asking for donations each year even as rising readership and new challenges -- such as the rise of mobile -- increase our expenses.

In 2013 we're going to experiment with a significant change in the way we fundraise. We're going to try showing our readers fundraising messages one or a few times outside of our annual fundraiser. This will allow us to receive donations from broader population of readers (rather than only those who happen to visit during the end-of-year fundraising days) while showing far fewer messages to users overall. We're not sure how this will work. Please let us know if you feel you are seeing our fundraising messages repeatedly before December. Our goal is to show our readers as few fundraising messages as possible, but for everyone to see them at least once.
If you have any feedback -- positive or negative -- about our fundraiser please reply to this email or send a message to: [e-mail]

Once again, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for supporting what we believe is the most important and beautiful site on the web, and a community of volunteers who we love and respect.
Sincerely,

The Wikimedia Fundraising Team

[Poppo]

Robert Laity wrote:

<quoted text>
Even IF Obama WERE "Born here",he is still DQ'd to be President since his Father was a Brit. Obama is NOT a "Natural-Born Citizen" as required by the Constitution.
Obama "owes allegiance to the United States". Obama having given aid and comfort to America's enemies IS Treason. His usurpation of the Presidency,in time of war,IS espionage.
See 18USC,Part 1,Chapter 115,Sec.2381 AND the UCMJ at 906.106

Damn Bobby that is a stretch. Think he should be sent to Gitmo or should we just send him home and let him keep his pension?

[truman]

Robert Laity wrote:

<quoted text>Obama is NOT "Currently in Office". Obama is a usurper.,NOT the bona-fides "president".

Actually I hate to break it to you He IS The President.
Whether you like it or not is completly irrelevant.
He's the Commander in Chief.
You are one of the fabled 'Right Wing Nut Bags'.
Delusional,Racist, Paranoid and personalty disordered to begin with
but driven to full-on menatl illness by Obama's election.

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

<quoted text>
But you said yesterday it didn't hurt yet, why , you were even disapponted it didn't hurt yet like Obama promised. Make upyour mind. Hmmm, mind? LMAO (LRS tm reg'd)

C'mon spazboy. I merely quoted what Obumbler said. Can you not see that? Why do you suppose a president would "want it to hurt"? Was he using intimidation in an attempt to get his way? Yep! Obumbler truly is a joke, a very bad one. He is a zero!

[LRS]

Poppo wrote:

<quoted text>
You are indeed a retard if you think I ever said anything about my taxes other than to say I do indeed pay federal, state and local. And I certainly pay them when they’re due besides donating to free online projects like WiKi to keep you from being totally stupid.
Dear Poppo,
Thanks to more than a million generous donations, our annual fundraiser was over in record time. We said thank you on Wikipedia at the end of 2012. In case you missed that, we're saying it again here.
Your donation makes it possible for the Wikimedia Foundation to provide thousands of volunteer editors with the tools and infrastructure they need to keep Wikipedia going -- software developers, a data center fit to serve the world's fifth most popular site, support programs around the world and more.
Have you ever wondered who wrote the millions of articles on Wikipedia? This year we made a video to introduce you to just a few of them. If you have a few minutes, please watch:
http://youtu.be/3Knv6D6Thi0
(Note: Video hosted by YouTube, not Wikimedia, and is subject to YouTube's terms of use and privacy policy.)
We also convinced a pair of independent filmmakers to donate this clip from their upcoming documentary film showing a remote village in Peru where children learn to edit Wikipedia and add an article about their own community:
http://youtu.be/1XPnH_rF9ks
(Also hosted by YouTube)
The 2012 fundraiser was our shortest and most successful ever. Thanks to our readers, we've been able to spend less time asking for donations each year even as rising readership and new challenges -- such as the rise of mobile -- increase our expenses.
In 2013 we're going to experiment with a significant change in the way we fundraise. We're going to try showing our readers fundraising messages one or a few times outside of our annual fundraiser. This will allow us to receive donations from broader population of readers (rather than only those who happen to visit during the end-of-year fundraising days) while showing far fewer messages to users overall. We're not sure how this will work. Please let us know if you feel you are seeing our fundraising messages repeatedly before December. Our goal is to show our readers as few fundraising messages as possible, but for everyone to see them at least once.
If you have any feedback -- positive or negative -- about our fundraiser please reply to this email or send a message to: [e-mail]
Once again, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for supporting what we believe is the most important and beautiful site on the web, and a community of volunteers who we love and respect.
Sincerely,
The Wikimedia Fundraising Team

Ha! You said you lived in Clownifornia but called South Dakota (was it?) your place of residence! Incredibly stupid of you slaveboy! LMAO!

[Grand Birther]

Pam Geller on being snubbed by CPAC for being too bat shite crazy (sounds a LOT like a birfoon rant):

“But you see this is going on a long time, it took five years for the people to know but I think at this point people need to know just how deeply we have been infiltrated,” Geller said on The Janet Mefferd Show.“What are they doing at CPAC? Essentially they are enforcing the Sharia. Under the Sharia, the blasphemy laws, you cannot say, you cannot offend, you cannot criticize and you cannot insult Islam. That is effectively what they’re doing, they are enforcing the Sharia.”

[LRS]

Grand Birther wrote:

Pam Geller on being snubbed by CPAC for being too bat shite crazy (sounds a LOT like a birfoon rant):
“But you see this is going on a long time, it took five years for the people to know but I think at this point people need to know just how deeply we have been infiltrated,” Geller said on The Janet Mefferd Show.“What are they doing at CPAC? Essentially they are enforcing the Sharia. Under the Sharia, the blasphemy laws, you cannot say, you cannot offend, you cannot criticize and you cannot insult Islam. That is effectively what they’re doing, they are enforcing the Sharia.”

You don't think Sharia law exists in this country?

[Rogue Scholar 05]

Ya know, they cut back on all kinds of research like cancer but I did not see anything about them cutting back on Global Warming research! Or alternative energy research! I guess I know where Obama's priorities is and it sure isn't for extending people's lives!
Yep, some little girl will probably fie at at five because Obama does not care about children. The same reason why they stopped White House tours for children. He probably is think their mother should have aborted them!
Which brings me to another point, why not save a few bucks by stop funding abortions!

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