Oh, Labor Day weekend 2002 my baby brother married his girl friend of ten years. It was an atheist wedding and his best man was a .... lesbian. In fact there were three lesbian couples and one gay couple at the wedding.
I had taken my 11 year old granddaughter. It was one of those don't ask, don't tell moments! When she was 15 y/o I asked her about the wedding of Uncle Steve and she said she had figured out out the lesbian best man!
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Fourth time around with this yarn...sigh., yawn.