In order to avoid being once more accused of plagiarism, please give a source for the above unfunny, unwitty and dumb posting.I didn't check Snopes on this but I'm sure it's true because I saw it on the internet.
WASHINGTON, DC - Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope in addition to his duties as President of the United States when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month. Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that since he is pretty sure that he is the Messiah, the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican 's highest office. Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya . "That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway", he noted. Continuing, he concluded, "And there's no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan ." Further questions should be directed to Obama's Papal Campaign Manager, Abdul Azeem Khan.
Speaking of, see that dumb fillibuster in Congress by Sen Rand? These haters have no policies , no plans, just obstructionism. So,what do you think of Obama's splitting of Republican allegiances? Not bad, not bad. Not so dumb after all, and all his appts have been approved. Moving on.
"Can you hear us GOING?" LMAO (LRS tm reg'd).