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Learn how to READ them and you'll LEARN plenty!
WND.COM AND FOXNEWS.COM BREAKING NEWS :
Some jerk by the odd name of dweebydilbert shot himself repeatedly with his assault weapon last night. Luckily, the bullets only creased his butt thereby missing his brain by mere inches. Apparently, dweebydilbert was trying to write a fake parent's note to his 3rd grade teacher and mistook his assault weapon for his pen.