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<quoted text>Of course not. I've been laughing my azz off!!! How many disabled children did you laugh at yesterday?.
Just you little man. Just you
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<quoted text>Better clear that little tax error up, slaveboi! LMAO!
More tax advice from the sovereign sitizen? Hahahaha.

How's the great tax protest coming?

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Hey, hey, I know a red herring when I see one. Yes, that time, it was, as any idiot can see. One of your rare real herrings. No, no, I was referring to your posts in general, they are covered in errors but as you are kind enough not to mention the few that I make, I never mention yours, except for that humourous sliver on spell checker.
You only hooked yourself. Sorry.
You do know that Canadians have different spelling than American's, don't you? When I returned from Vietnam I signed up for night classes and I bought a Collins dictionary. After a few of my papers where returned with spelling errors the instructor notice I was using Collins which uses British-English spellings and suggested I use Websters. A case in point is your spelling of "humourous" which is spelled "humorous" in American-English. They are both correct and I understand the difference.
But I do hope you also understand the difference!

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In early 1986 I was TDY at RAF Lakenheath. U.K. for about two weeks and they had a pup just outside the main gate. In the pup they had a sign which said "English spoken here, American understood".
I was not offended at the sign but I was at the Brits on the base who thought we should not be in their Officers Club. You see, in the U.S., warrant officers are OFFICERS where in the British military they are not. In the U.S. Army about 70% of all pilots are ... warrant officers.
When in Rome, do as the Romans.
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You do know that Canadians have different spelling than American's, don't you? When I returned from Vietnam I signed up for night classes and I bought a Collins dictionary. After a few of my papers where returned with spelling errors the instructor notice I was using Collins which uses British-English spellings and suggested I use Websters. A case in point is your spelling of "humourous" which is spelled "humorous" in American-English. They are both correct and I understand the difference.
But I do hope you also understand the difference!
You last question : Have you any doubts?
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In early 1986 I was TDY at RAF Lakenheath. U.K. for about two weeks and they had a pup just outside the main gate. In the pup they had a sign which said "English spoken here, American understood".
I was not offended at the sign but I was at the Brits on the base who thought we should not be in their Officers Club. You see, in the U.S., warrant officers are OFFICERS where in the British military they are not. In the U.S. Army about 70% of all pilots are ... warrant officers.
When in Rome, do as the Romans.
We've talked about that before. Here, what with our British traditions and all that, a W.O. is a non-commissioned officer, ergo, NOT and officer. In the 2nd world war, many RAF , RCAF, RAAF. ANZAC were Sergeant pilots, not even W.Os. They were that short of pilots, specially during the Battle of Britain.

I just don't see how the British could bend the rule and allow American W.O.s into their officers' club, a move that would've set a precedent and force them to accept their own W.O.s, who were NOT, I repeat, officers. How fair would that be?
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Just you little man. Just you
Of course you did, mustang sally! LMAO!

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Oh, RAF Lakenheath is when the F-111's flew out of on Reagan's airstrike of Libya in the Fall of 1986. I can not explain why I was at Kakenheath except that I was assigned to the 205th ASHC, the Geronimos, and we were THE nuclear surety unit for Europe.
But I can tell you that on special missions they issued me a M10 S&W 38 Spcl with 18 rounds of ammo, I put six in my revolver, and I was instructed to shoot anyone that I thought needed to be shot. And they do mean it!!!
While we were at Lakenheath a stupid civilian secretary got on the ramp and broke two parts off of two of our Chinooks. Just because she was on the ramp, she could have been shot!!!
When the caught her she was kicking this little plastic double-ended horn while blowing on the other one. When they asked us how badly our aircraft were damaged, we laughed. They were relief-tube venturies!
You see, if a pilot has to relieve himself in flight he pisses into this funnel which passes down a tube to the ventri under the belly of the aircraft where the piss is atomized. So you understand why we laughed at the stupid activist who was blowing of the double-ended horn!
http://northernplanes.com/showproduct.php/pro...
And that is why I call you people Libtards!

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When they converted the A/B/C-model Chinooks to D-models they removed the relief systems. But the air-frames shill had the the holes so we just ordered the parts and re-installed them.
No came the hard point, female pilots. One, the equipment did not match the female anatomy and then, what if the person in the other seat was a female pilot/copilot? Thank God I never had to address that issue!
Learn to Read

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<quoted text>Of course you did, mustang sally! LMAO!
I'm sure all be laughing even harder tomorrow as I watch all you mental midgets piss and moan about how unfair it is that SCOTUS refused to entertain Oily's "emergency request" to prevent the Electoral College from voting.

What's next? An emergency stay of execution for John Wayne Gacy?
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Oh, RAF Lakenheath is when the F-111's flew out of on Reagan's airstrike of Libya in the Fall of 1986. I can not explain why I was at Kakenheath except that I was assigned to the 205th ASHC, the Geronimos, and we were THE nuclear surety unit for Europe.
But I can tell you that on special missions they issued me a M10 S&W 38 Spcl with 18 rounds of ammo, I put six in my revolver, and I was instructed to shoot anyone that I thought needed to be shot. And they do mean it!!!
While we were at Lakenheath a stupid civilian secretary got on the ramp and broke two parts off of two of our Chinooks. Just because she was on the ramp, she could have been shot!!!
When the caught her she was kicking this little plastic double-ended horn while blowing on the other one. When they asked us how badly our aircraft were damaged, we laughed. They were relief-tube venturies!
You see, if a pilot has to relieve himself in flight he pisses into this funnel which passes down a tube to the ventri under the belly of the aircraft where the piss is atomized. So you understand why we laughed at the stupid activist who was blowing of the double-ended horn!
http://northernplanes.com/showproduct.php/pro...
And that is why I call you people Libtards!
F-111s. Ha ha. The Yugos/Ladas/Edsels of airplanes, depending on the model.
Learn to Read

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Feb 18, 2013
 
Psst. Hey Romper. I know how fond you must be of a fellow Clown / Child molester. You probably keep Gacy's picture in your closet next to your clown shoes.
LRS

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Napolitano at work! And people wonder why we're having problems!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/18/co...
Jacques Ottawa

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Learn to Read wrote:
Psst. Hey Romper. I know how fond you must be of a fellow Clown / Child molester. You probably keep Gacy's picture in your closet next to your clown shoes.
But, "Learn to read", aren't clowns supposed to be funny?
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I'm sure all be laughing even harder tomorrow as I watch all you mental midgets piss and moan about how unfair it is that SCOTUS refused to entertain Oily's "emergency request" to prevent the Electoral College from voting.
What's next? An emergency stay of execution for John Wayne Gacy?
What is, "I'm sure "all" be laughing even..."? Probably just a lisp! LMAO
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Psst. Hey Romper. I know how fond you must be of a fellow Clown / Child molester. You probably keep Gacy's picture in your closet next to your clown shoes.
Three things we know about you:

1. Can't Learn Shyt
2. Laughs at the disabled
3. Enjoys torturing animals

You're a real piece of work CLS! Are you gay and homeless?
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But, "Learn to read", aren't clowns supposed to be funny?
Usually, but every now and then, something like you shows up! HaHaHa!!!
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Hey jakeleg, looks like you were run out of town! Gee, I sure can't see WHY. LMAO!
Learn to Read

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Jacques Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>But, "Learn to read", aren't clowns supposed to be funny?
I'm laughing!
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Feb 18, 2013
 
Learn to Read wrote:
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I'm laughing!
I suppose you're right, but do you think they're intentionally funny?

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