Oh, RAF Lakenheath is when the F-111's flew out of on Reagan's airstrike of Libya in the Fall of 1986. I can not explain why I was at Kakenheath except that I was assigned to the 205th ASHC, the Geronimos, and we were THE nuclear surety unit for Europe.
But I can tell you that on special missions they issued me a M10 S&W 38 Spcl with 18 rounds of ammo, I put six in my revolver, and I was instructed to shoot anyone that I thought needed to be shot. And they do mean it!!!
While we were at Lakenheath a stupid civilian secretary got on the ramp and broke two parts off of two of our Chinooks. Just because she was on the ramp, she could have been shot!!!
When the caught her she was kicking this little plastic double-ended horn while blowing on the other one. When they asked us how badly our aircraft were damaged, we laughed. They were relief-tube venturies!
You see, if a pilot has to relieve himself in flight he pisses into this funnel which passes down a tube to the ventri under the belly of the aircraft where the piss is atomized. So you understand why we laughed at the stupid activist who was blowing of the double-ended horn!
And that is why I call you people Libtards!
Well, unlike YOUR F-14's, F-111 did fly in the Vietnam War!<quoted text>
F-111s. Ha ha. The Yugos/Ladas/Edsels of airplanes, depending on the model.
Oh, they also blew Muammar Gaddafi out of his tent, didn't they!!!