They found out who Chelsea's real dad is. It is James Reno!What do you get when you cross a bad politician and a lawyer? Chelsea!
Well, James changed his name to Janet after the operation. When Hillary found out she was pregnant she contacted Janet and asked her what she should do and she told her that she was dating this guy by the name of Bill Clinton who was very open minded.
Oh course we all know Bill could not be Chelsea's real dad as he is not a straight shooter. You didn't know Bill has Peyronie's? Why it came out in the Paula Jones trial.
Gennifer Flowers, and two other women, testified that Bill's love tool crocked to the left but Paula said it crocked to the right. Well Paula did not understand the difference between her right and Bill's left but we assume she meant to her right.
Well they could not ask Bill to drop his drawers in court so they did a photo line-up. Yep, they took pics of Bill's and a couple of other guys' love tools and asked Gennifer, Paula and the other two women to identify which one belonged to Bill!!! What a hoot.
And ya know, they had to do a photo line-up with Michael Jackson's love tool also for his trial and they found out that that was the only dark skin left on him!